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← @golgothasTerror

I just gave myself a pretty nasty scrape while i was trying to make my dinner. Im putting this little psa out into the world like a good samaritan would so maybe i can prevent another unsuspecting fool from similar tragedies: cutting towards yourself when handling a kitchen knife is bad and stupid. Dont do it. Also OW!!

Kult: +61
Kull: +50
Total: 111
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BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
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A user of undeniable disrepute.
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This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
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This user slogged through Moderator Dirk's boring badge rant.
BANGARANG!
This user is certified m•tant, yo!
@golgothasTerror[GT]

This was me when i learned the hard way youre not supposed to peel towards yourself either.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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A user of potential repute.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
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love yourself
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@finicalParamour[FP]

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Oh nO! Take care Of yOurself, Okay? (AlsO, I hOpe yOur dinner still tastes wOnderful!) —— (˘ ³˘)

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@dirkStrider[DS]

You're just now figuring this out?

Youll never guess what happened.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

Tastes just a bit like blood but im an open minded individual so i guess its not horrible. Dont knock it til you try it and such.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
@dirkStrider[DS]

Common sense isnt as common as youd think bro.

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@dirkStrider[DS]

Clearly, jesus fuck. Didn't expect you to be that obviously lacking.

I'm as big a fan of guns as any Harley/English but there's certainly a manly appeal in shining your knife skills! It'll always serve you well if you can skin some wild game or deal with a wild onion!

@dirkStrider[DS]

You didnt? I must say im pretty flattered you think that highly of me.

For sure. I like to think im actually pretty alright with blades i just got a little cocky this time.

Kult: +5
Total: 5