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← @golgothasTerror

I just gave myself a pretty nasty scrape while i was trying to make my dinner. Im putting this little psa out into the world like a good samaritan would so maybe i can prevent another unsuspecting fool from similar tragedies: cutting towards yourself when handling a kitchen knife is bad and stupid. Dont do it. Also OW!!

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Kull: +50
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BLASTED!!!!!
This user loves to smash bottles... and heads!
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This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
@golgothasTerror[GT]

This was me when i learned the hard way youre not supposed to peel towards yourself either.

Kult: +5
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heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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This user loves the beautiful flower-bug, the graceful butterfly.
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love yourself
@finicalParamour[FP]

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Oh nO! Take care Of yOurself, Okay? (AlsO, I hOpe yOur dinner still tastes wOnderful!) —— (˘ ³˘)

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@dirkStrider[DS]

You're just now figuring this out?

Youll never guess what happened.

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Tastes just a bit like blood but im an open minded individual so i guess its not horrible. Dont knock it til you try it and such.

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@dirkStrider[DS]

Common sense isnt as common as youd think bro.

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
@dirkStrider[DS]

Clearly, jesus fuck. Didn't expect you to be that obviously lacking.

I'm as big a fan of guns as any Harley/English but there's certainly a manly appeal in shining your knife skills! It'll always serve you well if you can skin some wild game or deal with a wild onion!

@dirkStrider[DS]

You didnt? I must say im pretty flattered you think that highly of me.

For sure. I like to think im actually pretty alright with blades i just got a little cocky this time.

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