
UNREAL HEIRESS, CANCEL OUR RESERVATION FOR THE POPE ROOM AT BUCA DI BEPPO!!!!!! @caligulasAquarium @timaeusTestified#0414 EAT THAT, YOU UTTER TRAITORS.

That's right. What she needs right now is a brainless lapdog humping at her heels and acting as if he's ever had a proper seat at the table. Have enough self respect to make your whimpering supplications in her DMs directly instead of openly simping in public. She's not gonna fuck you, bro.

BUTT OUT. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!!! AT LEAST HE'S OPENLY SUPPORTING ME, WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR YOU, MR. "BOYS' NIGHT."

How boorish. I'm not concerned with such things, especially not at the moment. I'm concerned with her wellbeing, as well so should you as her supposed 'friend'. Boys Night...you make me sick.

Please. Care to tell him why it became a Boys' Night as opposed to the original, all-inclusive get-together you disinvited yourself from? Matter of fact, would you care to tell yourself? You dug yourself a hole and then cried abandonment when we didn't climb in after you.

Just get off my post.

Enjoy the petting zoo in your DMs. I'm sure the virtual palm-licking from some loser stuck in the Medium will do wonders in comparison to fine dining with friends.

twwo ascended princes in the popes chamber btww plus i just convvinced kar to come join us sounds like a wwhole lot a boys night that just got facilitated thanks jane

... :(

I am contractually, and perhaps even morally, obligated to say don't forget @technicallyTimaeus . You'll get a kick out of his little bowtie.
So teethmeltingly adorable even the world's foremost hater has to lay down his torches and pitchforks to give me props. \></