
I hope I don't need to tell you all I don't know jack diddly shit about anime. But under duress (a quad react for you if you can guess who) I've watched an ABRIDGED VERSION of the Dragonball-Z-what have you franchise. Cut for brevity. ... No tier list here. It's Vegeta+Bulma at the top as a singular unit and everyone else in a mulch pile at the bottom. I defy you to even lay a dent in that arrangement. You can't. They're stupendous.

Oh, ew. I'm sure your opinion on this pairing is objectively correct, though.
im assured its THE most important thing

I highly doubt that.

its only right that the prince of all saiyans penultimate in his powwer and destined one day to rule ovver them all again should find matespritship wwith his only true equal in the entire human species not in raww destructivve powwer mind you but in ruthless ambition for greatness and a constantly expandin corporate empire that could one day provvide the structure for a properly ordered society better and more glorious than the one wwhat came before it thats honestly the ideal relationship dynamic if you think about it

We could probably cut the series down to these two characters and the franchise would be all the better for it. I would bankroll that.

and wwhy shouldnt wwe do that

A MEGALOMANIACAL MULTI-BILLIONAIRE DIVA SURROUNDED BY BELLIGERENT FREAKS AND HER CANTANKEROUS ALIEN WARRIOR-RACE MATESPRIT WHOSE EVERY MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENT IS THE RESULT OF AN OVERBLOATED EGO AND INCALCULABLE, SEETHING RAGE. A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN.

You are a consistent author of good points, Eridan Ampora.

WAIT. NO.

Swoon.
