Allow me to reward you all with a picture upon the canvas of your imagin8tion. Envision yourself in the dim 8elly of a galleon, held fast 8y the sight of its Captain. She is all rugged command and fierce desire, pressing you against the unyielding 8ars of the 8rig in which you have 8een captured. The friction of her clothed thigh against you is a rough promise of the rutting to come. And in the dark, her whisper is 8oth threat and a seduction, declaring you the invalua8le treasure she will hoard for herself. I always seek new, little treasures. Could it 8e you? #nsfw
Do not tag my descendant in this, you foul cretin.
No need to 8e so intimid8ted.
I would rather be shivved in the shower block again than read this shit a second time.
So you are planning on getting undressed? Good to see my words have sparked you to action. #nsfw
Sure. It's been like fifteen years since my last conjugal. Come down to Columbia sometime.
If I was, I would 8e desper8te enough to touch you.
Not 3v3n 1n your w1ld3st coon h4lluc1n4t1ons >:/ Not go1ng down th4t ro4d w1th you 4g41n