Thymis Pyrope
@gratisConstituent
Th3 gr34t3st off3nce 4ttorn3y boonbucks c4n buy. Pr1or l3g1sl4c3r4tor, on3 t1m3 r3b3l, full t1m3 m1nd r34d3r, 4nd bl1nd 4s just1c3 1ts3lf.
Allow me to reward you all with a picture upon the canvas of your imagin8tion. Envision yourself in the dim 8elly of a galleon, held fast 8y the sight of its Captain. She is all rugged command and fierce desire, pressing you against the unyielding 8ars of the 8rig in which you have 8een captured. The friction of her clothed thigh against you is a rough promise of the rutting to come. And in the dark, her whisper is 8oth threat and a seduction, declaring you the invalua8le treasure she will hoard for herself. I always seek new, little treasures. Could it 8e you? #nsfw
If I was, I would 8e desper8te enough to touch you.
Not 3v3n 1n your w1ld3st coon h4lluc1n4t1ons >:/ Not go1ng down th4t ro4d w1th you 4g41n
"g3t 1nt3rns" th3y s41d. "th3y m4k3 l1f3 34s13r" th3y s41d. Th3y d1d not s4y th4t som3 1nt3rns 4r3 l1k3 4 v3ry sm4rt grub 4nd n33d const4nt 3nt3rt41nm3nt or th3y w1ll d3stroy th1ngs.
Th3r3's 4 v3ry good r34son 1 n3v3r h4d 4ny. My pr1v4t3 pr4ct1c3 w4s m3, mys3lf 4nd 1 >:] 4lso 1d3nt1ty th3ft 1s 4 cr1m3 >:[ You'll b3 h34r1ng from my l4wy3r wh3n 1 g3t out of th1s c4g3. 1t's m3. 1'm my l4wy3r.
From wh4t h4s b33n 3xpl41n3d to m3, 1t 1s not 1d3nt1ty th3ft 1f 1t 1s 4n 4lt3rn4t3 t1m3l1n3 you. 1t 1s, how3v3r, qu1t3 confus1ng >:[
1'm sur3 th3r3's som3 k1nd of ord1n4nc3 1 c4n su3 ov3r. 1 h4v3n't h4d 4 good l3g4l b4ttl3 1n sw33ps s1nc3 my 4tt3mpt3d 4ss4ss1n4t1on
1t l3ft m3 bl1nd 4nd hobbl3d. 4nd 1n th3 d3bt of 4n 3xc3ss1v3ly d1st4st3ful 1nd1v1du4l. Word of 4dv1c3: th3 3mp1r3 r34lly do3sn't l1k3 som3on3 who k1lls H1s Honor4bl3 Tyr4nny >:/
:33 < this might be clawntroversial but… meow
1'v3 d3c1d3d th4t wh3n 1 g3t out of th1s c4g3 1'm go1ng to r3n3w my l3g1sl4c3rstor l1c3ns3 >:]
"= cage? ="
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Long story. Short v3rs1on 1s 1 4sk3d th3 un1v3rs3 for h3lp 4nd 4 p1r4t3 w1th 4 p4n full of rust hol3s 4nsw3r3d th3 c4ll 4nd lock3d m3 1n 4 c4g3 1n 4 w4r3hous3 for h3r own s4t1sf4ct1on >:[
Gross >:/ Do hum4ns norm4lly just show str4ng3rs 4n4tom1c4l dr4w1ngs of wh4t 1 c4n only 4ssum3 4r3 th31r r3product1v3 org4ns >:?
"= that doesn't sound much like help. but when you deal with. pirates. you get the cage. ="
Yes, it is common practice within human culture. #ThymusGland #BiologicalDifferences #Xenophilia
S4dly th1s 1s not my f1rst 4ggr3ss1v3 ch4rg3b34st r1d1ng comp3t1t1on w1th th1s p1r4t3 >:/ But 1t b34ts b31ng pound3d 1nto p4st by 4 g4ggl3fuck of clowns Just b4r3ly, but st1ll b3tt3r
K33p 1t to yours3lf th3n 1t'll g3t you cull3d 1n 4 pump3r cycl3 >:/
H1. 1 don't wh4t wh4t th1s 1s. Do3s 4nyon3 know how to cook s34squ4wkb34sts >:? 1 don't h4v3 4cc3ss to f1r3 Or 3l3ctr1c1ty Or tools
Yet a sta8le connection is upon you to entertain me with your woes.
Oh good, you'r3 h3r3 too >:/ H4rdly 4 sport1ng wo3w4tch1ng sp3ct4cl3 wh3n 1t's you yours3lf 1nfl1ct1ng th3 wo3 Th3n 1t's just 4nd odd pr3s3nt4t1on of p1tch voy3ur1sm >:] Fuck you, l3t m3 out of h3r3 4lr34dy >:[
I have cur8ted my own gladi8tor arena, I can detest the warriors who are weak at heart.
Pr3tty p4th3t1c s3l3ct1on of comb4t4nts you'v3 got. >:] 4nd 1'm w3ll 4w4r3 1'm 1nclud3d 1n th4t d3cl4r4t1on of p4th3t1cn3ss. >:/ 1'm noth1ng 1f not hon3st.