↗️I HAVE A HONED, INTERNAL CLOCKING SYSTEM TO AWAKE ME FOR MY NEXT SHIFT.↗️ ↘️the breaks i get between my (patent pending) 9-5-9 are sparse and rarely taken, but nevertheless necessary to maintain my baseline biological functions.↘️ ↗️BEFORE ONE OF MY MANY DETRACTORS APPEARS FROM THE PROVERBIAL WOOD TO INFORM ME THAT I AM SLACKING ON THE JOB BY INDULGING IN THESE BRIEF POWER SLUMBERS, PLEASE DENOTE THAT I AM LITERALLY WAY MORE EMPLOYED THAN YOU, AND THUSLY INVALIDATING YOUR CLAIM.↗️ ↘️you genuinely cannot even fathom my grindset.↘️ ↗️I ALWAYS AWAKE A PRECISE HALF BLINK BEFORE I AM SUPPOSED TO FULLY AWAKEN.↗️ ↘️i lay under my workplatform in my portacupe™️*↘️ ↗️(THE ONE AND ALSO ONLY PRODUCT TO TRUST WITH YOUR OVERLIGHT STAYCATION NEEDS, WITH PATENTED SLIME CONTAINING UNITS FOR A NO-MESS SHEDDING.) ↘️and await the ringing of my alarm to fully begin my night.↘️ ↗️AND I AM ASSURED, IT IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A GOOD ONE.↗️ ↘️even though i have sparsely slumbered.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE A FULL EIGHT HOURS OF REST.↗️
https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/98e28385-c98a-4d25-a53d-418569b4c873 EDuCATE YOuRSELF, BROKIE. THE SECRET TO INDEPENDENT PASSIVE INCOME ACCRuAL. IS ALL IN THE NuM-NuMS. IF YOu ARE NOT EDuCATED. YOu ARE WILLINGLY NON-COMPETITIVE. IMAGINE SHORTING. YOuR OWN BIOLOGY. DISGRACEFuL. LEARN. OR DIE POOR AND IRRELEVANT.
↗️I WILL ALLOW IT TO BE GOREDASHED TO MY OFFICE WORKSQUARE, BUT I REFUSE TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE TEMPTED OUTSIDE OF IT LIKE SOME KIND OF WIGGLER BEING LEAD INTO THE FUZZY MAW OF A HUNGERING CHOLERBEAR WITH A STRING OF BRIGHTLY COLORED SUCROSE-BASED EARLYDUSK NUTRITIOUS CIRCLES.↗️ ↘️i am↘️ ↗️TEMPTED↗️ ↘️by the allure of a single, dry stretch of lightly sugared, oil-based biscsustenance.↘️ ↗️THIS IS MY FINAL OFFER.↗️ ↘️deal or no deal.↘️
↘️i have skimmed this post an unknown amount of times, countlessly pouring my many free minutes if not seconds into completing your words and also dedicating them to memory.↘️ ↗️I AM PERTURBED AND INTRIGUED IN THE SAME BREATH.↗️ ↘️beholden to the superior submittals of someone imbued from the tip of their fangs to the point of their claws with harnessed businessense.↘️ ↗️IT IS AS VULGAR AS IT IS EDUCATION.↗️ ↘️as debauched as it is wise.↘️ ↗️MY THOUGHTSPONGE, DEFILED WITH REMNANTS OF YOUR VERBIAGE.↗️ ↘️i am bending to the pulse of your iron prongs around my damp nubstem, my sniffcaverns pressed to the proverbial grindstone by the methods of your control.↘️
SEE. NOW THIS IS NETWORKING. FOLLOWING YOu. FOR THE PROMISING BRIGHT CAREER IN SuPPLICATION AHEAD OF YOu.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Ewe GOT IT!!! I would shake on it, but yer hands are probably awfully busy doin’ lucrative dealmaker arrangements…I’ve already covered the tip, so ewe don’t gotta worry none about shrinkin’ yer gold hoard ‘o no doubt plentiful doubloons!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Made sure the foam art in yer bevvie is of “LINE GO UP”! So ewe never lose sight ‘o what yer doin’ it all fer!!!! Shephurt ‘o lost portfolios…ALWAYS PROTECT THE STOCK FLOCK!!!!
Sleep deprivation is a form of torture, you know. You could be monetizing your own suffering for the sickos, if you were really about that #GrindSet. And if, for some reason, you get to the point where you find torturing yourself unbearable, that’s a great opportunity to #WorkSmarter with #Automation.
↘️i literally do not even deserve to have your bulbs placed upon me.↘️ ↗️BUT I WILL ACCEPT YOUR GENEROSITY GRACIOUSLY.↗️
↘️are you earnestly suggesting that i allow suboptimal businessjockies to view my worklife with the promise of a measly amount of caegars.↘️ ↗️ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I SHOULD BE BEHOLDEN TO THE THRILLS AND EXPECTATIONS OF ABJECT PERVERTS, GRINDING THE JOINTS OF THEIR PRONGS INTO THE THICKENED UPPER FLESH OF THEIR TRUNKOUS WALKSTEMS.↗️ ↘️instead of seeking their own gainful employment.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SORELY MISTAKEN ABOUT WHAT KIND OF INDIVIDUAL I AM.↗️ ↘️i will not maximize my gains in this way.↘️ ↗️VETO.↗️
Bro’s like a penitent monk. Hit me up if and when you find the end of your rope and I’ll see if I can’t hook you up with an AutoResponder free trial. Tackle some of those emails for a fellow corporate drone. Because I’m nice.
↘️it is not the end of my rope, but the end of my tie that i am endlessly evading.↘️ ↗️WHY WOULD I DEPLOY A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING THAT I AM ECSTATIC ABOUT DOING.↗️ ↘️it is my greatest pleasure to engage in menial interactions with my superiors through increasingly distant and formal correspondence.↘️ ↗️I HOPE THIS MESSAGE IS FINDING YOU WELL.↗️ ↘️signed, wrothe aiaray.↘️