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i will allso open a Jade Park. but its troll jade park. its just a cave. theres no attractions. just a big holle. thats what the cllassic jade llife is right? big holle? #joking #mostlly
>-8==— these sweethearts were all orphaned after their possum lusus passed une+pecctedly. >-8==— until we ccan assign them eacch a new lusus i am taking ccare of them. >-8==— they were all so ccold and hungry when they ccame in, so they are very happy to get a little beetle jelly! #medcchittr #fprjcccc #ccullcchittr #grubccare
There's a weird amount of hatched purples in this brood... usually it's between six hundred to eight hundred... this time it's a thousand...Zzz
IFf You ever Ffeelll usellless lllook atT allllll tThe jadebllloods who llletT lllike 20 brightT glllowing red mutTantTs go witTh a patT on tThe back #You-had-one-job
Nothing...Zzz
|` Moobeasts wear bells because their horns don’t work. |` #cavernjokes
[spoiler]who even cares that grubs who failed their trials were getting eaten at benihana at least they were serving some purpose the ecclesiastibureaucratical order doesnt deserve the bad rep for making the best of a bad situation[/spoiler]
bronze wriggler Just fliPPing gnawed my three dollar JackPot ticket uP to bits. fml fml fml
w∞e, gruber∞ be up∞n ye 😒👋 https://cdn.imgchest.c∞m/files/6b770234834a.jpeg
Alternia is NOT a good Entry Planet for someone (⒈) just getting into Being Alive.
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ō͡≡o..i Sàw A Grub Càrrying Two Flintloçks On It's Sidès Tonight At Thè Pàrk..
Everybody please thank your local Jade. The caverns are a lot of work.
ONE GRUB.NUISANCE. ANNOYANCE. EASY VICTIM. 10,003 GRUB. POWERFUL. A FORCE TO BE RECKNED WIT.H. ABILITY. TO CHANGE WORKLD
i_will_not_be_disclosing_the_color_of_grubby_._or_posting_pictures_._it_is_a_baby_and_i_don't_want_any_freaks_looking_at_it
haha_it_likes_the_soup_._._._._!_well_i_mixed_it_with_smushed_up_sausage_into_this_fucked_up_slurry_but_it_ate_it_rlly_fast_.
Ranking excluding Creators or Creator-adjacent individuals.
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
Yes, well. That's why, when I am at the helm, things will be vastly different. The plans I have shall save that wretched rock from its festering fate.
Well, I'm no expert on the subject but indeed I can try. Once a troll comes of age, they are asked to come provide a genetic sample to the Repiton Corporation. This 'sample' can be anything from hair, saliva, skin, or more...traditional examples, if you follow my meaning. Once collected, these samples are stored until it is time to reduplicate a troll with the sign of the sample provider. The new troll is grown in a test tube from carefully selected genetics to produce a new, healthy troll. Genetically modified for survival. This is a very cursory explanation, and I'm sure there are intricacies I'm missing, but that's the long and short of it.
The physical comedy of those newhatch wriggling larvae throwing one another around with a meager gelatinous form is UNRIVALED. Jadebloods must have trunk solid torsos from all of the laughing. I have never seen a brood so fresh from the... mother orifice! A reminder of the SHEER SIZE of the ready-to-molt heifers I had crawling all over my sweater during my previous visit!!
How utterly fascinating!!!!!
ONE OF THE BEST THINGS. ALTERNIA HAS EVER COME UP WITH. AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN NEED MY HELP. IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU. THAT IF YOU LAUNCH YOUR STICKBALLS PRECISELY. AND BUILD A PERFECT SYSTEM. IT WILL PERPETUATE ITSELF FOREVER. LIKE A DELICATE. CARNIVOROUS. SELF-WATERING PLANT.