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SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.
Yes, well. That's why, when I am at the helm, things will be vastly different. The plans I have shall save that wretched rock from its festering fate.
Well, I'm no expert on the subject but indeed I can try. Once a troll comes of age, they are asked to come provide a genetic sample to the Repiton Corporation. This 'sample' can be anything from hair, saliva, skin, or more...traditional examples, if you follow my meaning. Once collected, these samples are stored until it is time to reduplicate a troll with the sign of the sample provider. The new troll is grown in a test tube from carefully selected genetics to produce a new, healthy troll. Genetically modified for survival. This is a very cursory explanation, and I'm sure there are intricacies I'm missing, but that's the long and short of it.
The physical comedy of those newhatch wriggling larvae throwing one another around with a meager gelatinous form is UNRIVALED. Jadebloods must have trunk solid torsos from all of the laughing. I have never seen a brood so fresh from the... mother orifice! A reminder of the SHEER SIZE of the ready-to-molt heifers I had crawling all over my sweater during my previous visit!!
How utterly fascinating!!!!!
ONE OF THE BEST THINGS. ALTERNIA HAS EVER COME UP WITH. AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN NEED MY HELP. IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU. THAT IF YOU LAUNCH YOUR STICKBALLS PRECISELY. AND BUILD A PERFECT SYSTEM. IT WILL PERPETUATE ITSELF FOREVER. LIKE A DELICATE. CARNIVOROUS. SELF-WATERING PLANT.