THIS IS WHY I NEVER LEAVE MY COMPUTER. YOU IGNORANT FUCKS TOLD ME TO GO '''TOUCH GRASS''' AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DO! JANE GETS HER SHIT ROCKED BY A GUY WHO'S MEANT TO BE *MY* RESPONSIBILITY NOW!! I'M NEVER LEAVING MY FUCKING RESPITE BLOCK AGAIN!

sORRY, }:(
DON'T YOU 'OH KARKAT' ME, MARYAM! THIS IS FUCKING DIRE! GOD FORBID I LEAVE TO TAKE ONE LAP AROUND THE PARK!
Im Not Going To Argue With You On The Facets Of This That Are True Or Anything Youd Otherwise Dig Your Heels In To Refute But I Mean She Seems Fine
NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS FINE!!! HAS EVERYONE BUT ME SUDDENLY TAKEN AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO CRAZY TOWN?! INSANE ISLAND?! MORON MANSION?! MAYBE THAT'S THE NEXT #ALPHACRUISE!
Im Not Saying This Is Okay By Any Means But I Dont Think That Either Of Them Wouldve Accepted An Intervention In This Situation Which Isnt To Say You Wouldnt Have Been Effective In Pacifying Him I Just That I Dont Think That Either Of Them Wouldve Wanted Or Allowed For An Intermediary In This Case Even If They Sorely Need One Though Thats Only My Two Caegars As A Nosy Interlocutor Please Dont Blame Yourself For This
UGGGHHGHGHGHGHHH. NO, I COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS, I KNOW I COULD HAVE. IF I'D HAVE JUST *BEEN* HERE. I CAN'T. I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS RIGHT NOW.
Im Sorry Karkat And If It Helps At All Im Here For You If You Need Me


