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Neophyte Redglare

@grinningCalibrator

F1gur1ng out th1s s1t3 and l1f3 on 4lt3rn14 C

Blood: TealKult Score: 742Kull Score: 69120 followers7 following

Pr3v1ously som3on3 on h3r3 1nform3d m3 th4t M1LF stood for "m4n 1 lov3 f1sh". 1n l1ght of #f1sh1ngfr1d4y 1 4m proud to s4y 1 4m 4 #M1LF

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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

Aye! Check out m'DILF Shirt. I ga\/\/e it t' one o'them humans.

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o)

1nt3r3st1ng. M4yb3 1 should g3t on3?

1 don't know why but 1 f33l som3 m1ld conc3rn 4t th1s r34ct1on

What is #fishingfriday? Am I suppo+sed to+ participate?

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1 4m s1m1l4rly uncl34r but 1t do3s 4pp34r to b3 4n opt-1n s1tu4t1on

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1 w1ll only br13fly b3 4tt3nd1ng #3r1d4nW33k ton1ght to p4trol, but w1ll b3 h4v1ng oth3r dut13s to 4tt3nd to 4ft3r.

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1 h4v3 lost two 1nt3rns to 1t 4lr34dy but 1 st1ll h4v3 mor3 w1ll1ng to go tod4y. 1 4m st4y1ng 4w4y how3v3r.

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

I have awakened to twenty two notific8tions from one specific individual. If only the Neophyte could finger me as fast as she has mastered the click 8utton. #nsfw

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You w1sh

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i need to curse someone

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Would you m1nd curs1ng 1nt3rn St3v3n

slide over hair or nails of thiss steven and i will consider it fur you >X3

On3 of th3 "pr4nks" h3 d1d y3st3rd4y w4s cl1pp1ng n41ls 1n th3 off1c3 so th4t 1s 34sy.

@murd3r3rHonkhonk 4nd 4ny oth3r clowns. Wh4t 1s th3 b3st w4y to g3t f4c3p41nt off? 1nt3rn St4c33's 4rt from y3st3rd4y 1s prov1ng qu1t3 stubborn.

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 ̄\ my go-to is flamethrower / ̄

I am not a clown, but I use baby oil to remove my corpse paint.

To your own f4c3??

@woeGothic[WG]

1s th1s s1m1l4r to grub o1l?

 ̄\ every morning, baby / ̄

1 w1ll....k33p 1t 1n m1nd 4s 4n opt1on

It is not made of babies and/or grubs. It is a mineral oil.

@woeGothic[WG]

4h. Th4t 1s d1ff3r3nt to wh4t 1 h4d thought.

It d3p3nd$ 0n th3 paint. If it'$ 0il ba$3d, it i$ b3$t t0 u$3 fac3 m0i$turiz3r until it f0am$ and $tart$ t0 c0m3 0ff. It'$ lik3ly 0il a$ it i$ m0r3 $tubb0rn t0 g3t 0ff and dry$ nic3ly. I h0p3 thi$ h3lp$, N30phyt3 R3dg0ar3...

Th1s 1s us3ful. So scrubb1ng w1th w4t3r 4nd so4p w4s not do1ng 4nyth1ng

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

APRIL FOOLS, MOTHERFUCKERS. AM I DOING IT RIGHT? #nsfw #bulge #surprise #prank ?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fdabe794d742.jpg

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

HELLO, REDGLARE.

H3llo. 1t h4s b33n 4 long d4y but th1s 1s much n1c3r th4n 4ny of th3 nons3ns3 my 1nt3rns h4v3 pull3d.

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× Hi Hi Hi Howv Are You? ×

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

sounds like you need to take a motherfuckin load off. wanna come to me and remove the sign? ;o)

H3llo. 1 4m... T1r3d. 4 lot of sh3n4n1g4ns h4v3 t4k3n pl4c3 tod4y

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Must you b3 so op3n 4bout 1t? But y3s.

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@murdererHonkhonk[MH]

naw, but i think its fun. if it bothers you that much ill motherfuckin cool it.. but you can still come see me. ;o)c

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1 do not w4nt to 1nfr1ng3 on your cr4ft, but th4nk you for th3 cons1d3r4t1on. Th3 compl41nts 4r3 mostly to k33p up 4pp34r4nc3s.

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1t s33ms l1k3 1t w1ll.

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Who3v3r 1s s3nd1ng my 1nt3rns ph1sh1ng 3m41ls for 4pr1l fools, pl34s3 stop, th3y 4r3 too stup1d for th1s 4nd 1 4m not 4llow3d to y3ll 4t th3m for 4nyth1ng r3l4t3d to pr4nks tod4y.

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Th1s 1s 4bsurd 4nd w3 must f1nd out who 1s s3nd1ng th1s.

1 th1nk som3 of th3 1nt3rns m4y b3 s3nd1ng th3m to 34ch oth3r. L1ttl3 do th3y know th4t th3y'r3 34rn1ng th3ms3lv3s 4 lot of m4nd4tory tr41n1ng s3m1n4rs.

4pp4r3ntly 1 4m not 4llow3d to f1r3 th3 1nt3rns ov3r pr4nks on 4pr1l fools d4y, du3 to th3 cultur4l 1mport4nc3 of th3m on such 4 d4y. W1th th4t b31ng s41d, w3lcom3 b4ck 1nt3rn St3v3n.

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Thankfully the cre≈ has not tried to prank me yet. My first mate, ho≈ever... She and I ≈ill need to have a fe≈ ≈ords.

@setSail[SS]

You h4v3 b3tt3r control ov3r th3m th3n. 1 r3sp3ct th4t