Neophyte Redglare
@grinningCalibrator
F1gur1ng out th1s s1t3 and l1f3 on 4lt3rn14 C Pfp by @servingProctor
D1gg1ng h4v1ng 4 l1ttl3 1nt3rn bug typ1ng for m3. 1 g3t to sn4rl n34r h1s f4c3 4nd w4tch h1m tr3mbl3. H3's 3v3n typ1ng th1s out 3x4ctly 4s 1 s4y. Poor th1ng's not 3v3n th1nk1ng of wh4t 1'm h4v1ng h1m typ3.
1nt3rn St3v3n 1sn't known for h1s thoughts.
Cl34rly. But th3 m4n's scroll1ng t3chn1qu3 1s comm3nd4bl3. Thumbs for n1ghts, h3 h4s.
Oh h3 1s v3ry good 4t th4t. W4tch out for th3 pr4nks though.
1s th4t my lusus on th1s s1t3 wh4t th3 h3ll?
Wh4t, 4m 1 not old 3nough, l1ttl3 on3? To post my own m1sg1v1ngs to 4n 3ndl3ss 4ud13nc3 on th3 1nt3rn3t? C4n't 4 lusus compl41n onl1n3?
1'm not on3 to b3grudg3 you th4t, 1'm mostly just wond3r1ng how you typ3.
Sp33ch to t3xt. Bully 4 sm4ll3r b34st 1nto typ1ng for m3. Nov3lty 3xtr3m3ly l4rg3 k3ybo4rd 1 bought onl1n3. D3p3nds on wh4t 1'm f33l1ng l1k3 us1ng.
4ll f41r po1nts 4ctu4lly. 1f you 3v3r w4nt 4n 1nt3rn to bully 1 c4n l1k3ly sp4r3 som3.
S3nd th3m my 4w4y. T3ll th3m 1'll bl1nd th3m 1f th3y typ3 4 s1ngl3 numb3r wrong. 1t'll b3 so funny.
777 < is i7 legal for me 7o have pi7ch feelings for my uncle #inces7
Wh4t th3 fuck?
777 < wha7
1nt3rn m4rr33 h4s s41d 4n uncl3 1s 4 r3l4t1v3. odd to us3 4 hum4n t3rm 1n th3 f1rst pl4c3, but wh1l3 1t 1sn't 1ll3g4l to h4v3 f33l1ngs 1t m4y not b3 l3g4l to 4ct on th3m. 4lso, pl34s3 t4g your post prop3rly.
777 < i don'7 know who in7ern marree is 777 < i'm no7 sure why i was given 7ha7 7erm 7o use i jus7 was 777 < 7here's no ac7ual rela7ion be7ween him and me anyway 777 < he's my papa's ma7espri7 777 < i don'7 ac7ually have feelings like 7ha7 for him i was jus7 being spicy 777 < since he keeps pi7ying every pos7 i've ever made ever even 7hough i 7old him 7o s7op
777 < already did. unless i7 didn'7 save?
There are things I am no l-o-o-nger permitted t'd-o-o-. F-o-o-lk seem to confused that idea \/\/\/\/it' things I am no l-o-o-nger capable of doing. -O-O-r things I regret. These are three separate categ-o-o-ries. Th'Empire had a phrase fer incidents such as this. "Correcti\/\/e Dem-o-o-nstrati-o-o-n." A public punishment se\/\/ere enough that nobody else required one. Efficient. A \/\/irtue am-o-o-ng Earth's inhabitants is efficiency. I'll b'reopenin' th' \/\/\/\/estern Sh-o-o-al. \/\/isit-o-o-rs \/\/\/\/ill submit their names b'fore landin'. B-o-o-ats are t'remain docked in designated areas. N-o-o- to-o-o-ls, traps, firearms, -o-o-r hunting equipment is permitted \/\/\/\/ithout m'direct appro\/\/al. Any-o-o-ne un\/\/\/\/illin' t'accept these terms \/\/\/\/ill remain on th'mainland. This is naut a neg-o-o-tiation. E\/\/en if I die, an order d-o-o-es naut expire b'cause th'one \/\/\/\/h-o-o- ga\/\/e it has. I ha\/\/e foll-o-o-\/\/\/\/ed commands issued b'\/\/oices buried centuries bef-o-o-re my hatchin'. Only recently it -o-o-ccurs t'me that there are n-o-o- -o-o-fficers left t'relie\/\/e me of m'duties. https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/4e02d296a988.png #\/\/iolence #C\/\/\/\/-T-o-o-rture
Do you w4nt 4 contr4ct of 4gr33m3nt dr4wn up for 3ntry to th1s 4r34? Just to h4v3 th1ngs on p4p3r, r4th3r th4n v3rb4l 4gr33m3nt or soc14l m3d14 post.
Goin' t'lie l0\/\/\/\/. Real lo\/\/\/\/.
Wh4t h4s occurr3d th1s t1m3
th3r3 m1ght b3 4 f4vour1t3 1nt3rn but 1f 1 t3ll th3m th4t th3r3 w1ll b3 #blood sh3d.
- Good evening, mmy fellow Neophyte! 👋😁 Better to not! In mmy experience, this dynammic of uncertainty and confusion is ALL the better for mmaking themm commpete for your approval, though! #TryIt 😆😆 - Hope this Helps!
oh th1s h4s b33n th3 curr3nt t4ct1c. 1t works w3ll. th3 only 3xc3pt1on 1s 1nt3rn st3v3n, who knows th4t 1 h4v3 4 lot of d1s4pprov4l for h1m p3rson4lly.
1 h4v3 b33n on 4 w3llb31ng r3tr34t. 4polog13s for my sudd3n d1s4pp34r4nc3.
Good to s33 you r3turn.
NO YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT USE PRONG DRAWN LINED PAPER FOR YOUR SPREADSHEETS CARROL WHAT ARE YOU UTTERLY DERANGED I CANNOT ABIDE BY THIS NONSENSE IF YOU DO NOT GET YOUR FINANCIALS ORGANIZED INTO A MICROSCOFF EXILE SHEET STAT I WILL FORK OVER YOUR SORRY RUMP TO THE NEAREST DRONE HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR MY ABSOLUTE GOODNESS
Good lord 3v3n my 1nt3rns 4r3 not th1s b4d.
Just for future reference should I be concerned about the idea that bein' bitten by troll fangs could be fatal if done in large enough doses? 'Cause I'm not going to put a bandage on any-a that. Those are trophies and should be worn with pride. #nsfw
I'm sorry to say but considerin' the company in question that grain alcohol might not last until the biting has ceased.
1 s33. W3ll, 4s soon 4s poss1bl3 w1ll h4v3 to do. You c4n't g3t mor3 troll b1t3s 1f you d13 of 1nf3ct1on.
I really wish you were workin' in Midnight City ma'am. 'Cause I'll be truthful with ya, the last police chief runnin' the town was nowhere as understanding or patient about my incredibly poor impulse control.
Y'know what fairs fair I've seen the chits you definitely musta developed some kind of saint-like patience in this line of work.
B3tw33n th3m 4nd pr3v1ously r41s1ng grubs 1'm not sur3 your 1mpuls3s could b3tr4y my trust 4nd t3st my p4t13nc3 much, hon3stly. 1'd st1ll 3xp3ct b3tt3r of you but 1 3xp3ct th4t of 3v3ryon3.
The raising grub parts really is kicking in because I can feel some sense of stern paternal disapproval coming my way that's shaming me to do better when you're around. And I don't even work for you/are your kid.