Neophyte Redglare
@grinningCalibrator
F1gur1ng out th1s s1t3 and l1f3 on 4lt3rn14 C Pfp by @servingProctor
Goin' t'lie l0\/\/\/\/. Real lo\/\/\/\/.
Wh4t h4s occurr3d th1s t1m3
th3r3 m1ght b3 4 f4vour1t3 1nt3rn but 1f 1 t3ll th3m th4t th3r3 w1ll b3 #blood sh3d.
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oh th1s h4s b33n th3 curr3nt t4ct1c. 1t works w3ll. th3 only 3xc3pt1on 1s 1nt3rn st3v3n, who knows th4t 1 h4v3 4 lot of d1s4pprov4l for h1m p3rson4lly.
1 h4v3 b33n on 4 w3llb31ng r3tr34t. 4polog13s for my sudd3n d1s4pp34r4nc3.
Good to s33 you r3turn.
NO YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT USE PRONG DRAWN LINED PAPER FOR YOUR SPREADSHEETS CARROL WHAT ARE YOU UTTERLY DERANGED I CANNOT ABIDE BY THIS NONSENSE IF YOU DO NOT GET YOUR FINANCIALS ORGANIZED INTO A MICROSCOFF EXILE SHEET STAT I WILL FORK OVER YOUR SORRY RUMP TO THE NEAREST DRONE HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR MY ABSOLUTE GOODNESS
Good lord 3v3n my 1nt3rns 4r3 not th1s b4d.
Just for future reference should I be concerned about the idea that bein' bitten by troll fangs could be fatal if done in large enough doses? 'Cause I'm not going to put a bandage on any-a that. Those are trophies and should be worn with pride. #nsfw
I'm sorry to say but considerin' the company in question that grain alcohol might not last until the biting has ceased.
1 s33. W3ll, 4s soon 4s poss1bl3 w1ll h4v3 to do. You c4n't g3t mor3 troll b1t3s 1f you d13 of 1nf3ct1on.
I really wish you were workin' in Midnight City ma'am. 'Cause I'll be truthful with ya, the last police chief runnin' the town was nowhere as understanding or patient about my incredibly poor impulse control.
Y'know what fairs fair I've seen the chits you definitely musta developed some kind of saint-like patience in this line of work.
B3tw33n th3m 4nd pr3v1ously r41s1ng grubs 1'm not sur3 your 1mpuls3s could b3tr4y my trust 4nd t3st my p4t13nc3 much, hon3stly. 1'd st1ll 3xp3ct b3tt3r of you but 1 3xp3ct th4t of 3v3ryon3.
The raising grub parts really is kicking in because I can feel some sense of stern paternal disapproval coming my way that's shaming me to do better when you're around. And I don't even work for you/are your kid.
Legal ssside of chittr. How are we doing?
4lr1ght for th3 most p4rt.
Jussst "alright"? Are we winning casssesss, losssing? I'd like sssomething we can improve upon, if you can provide me thisss data, it'd be appreciated.
4polog13s. 1 4m t1r3d from wr4ngl1ng my 1nt3rns. W3 4r3 w1nn1ng c4s3s but my 1nt3rns 4r3 1ns1st1ng on c3l3br4t1ng 34ch on3 so w3 do not h4v3 4s m4ny c4s3s.
I sssuppossse intern morale being high isss a fairly acceptable reassson for a lack of casssesss. Do not be assshamed.
Do not feel embarrassssssed. I take sssome of my internsss out to dinner ssseveral timesss a week. Morale isss important to winning casssesss.
Are you giving them mock trialsss asss enrichment? Asssk yourssself what more you can do to help them learn. Given they're internsss, they're looking for more to learn... SSSo give it to them.
Th3y h4v3 3nr1chm3nt opt1ons of mock tr14ls, c4s3 study or d3b4t3. Th3y 4lso p4rt1c1p4t3 1n c4s3s 4s 4 t34m. P3rh4ps 1 w1ll 4sk 1f th3y w4nt mor3.
my 1nt3rns 4r3 4sk1ng to go to th1s... f1ght n1ght?
X You should go too and fight me. x
I hired him because I felt bad for a down on his luck fellow and we had budget surplus. Why is he the most valuable employee I've ever had.
Th1s 1s 4 common ph3nom3non.
Why d1d you coll3ct1v3ly d3c1d3 to l13 to m3 4bout wh4t 4 m1lf 4nd 4 d1lf w4s? 4nd 4pp4r3ntly w3 4lso h4v3 "41lf" wh1ch 1s "4nc3stor 1d l1k3 to fuck".
...wrigglers these days, smfh...
my employer doesn't know i have this right now. i can shit talk them all i want without hearing "oh you're a contracted worker" and "you're here for the next 9 sweeps."
i work for a formal club as a singer and am supposed to walk around and socialize. i'm good at it.
W3 4r3 h4ppy to tr41n you 1n 4dm1n1str4t1v3 sk1lls or 4ny oth3r sk1lls you m4y n33d. W3 curr3ntly n33d 4 r3c3pt1on1st 4nd cl13nt l141son. Som3on3 to gr33t trolls 4nd h3lp th3m f33l mor3 comfort4bl3 1n th3 off1c3.
hm. i guess i could take the receptionist job as a second job. maybe it won't make me want to strangle someone. ♪
Of cours3. Would you l1k3 m3 to look ov3r th3 contr4ct you h4v3 w1th your curr3nt 3mploy3r?