Neophyte Redglare
@grinningCalibrator
F1gur1ng out th1s s1t3 and l1f3 on 4lt3rn14 C Pfp by @servingProctor
th3r3 m1ght b3 4 f4vour1t3 1nt3rn but 1f 1 t3ll th3m th4t th3r3 w1ll b3 #blood sh3d.
- Good evening, mmy fellow Neophyte! 👋😁 Better to not! In mmy experience, this dynammic of uncertainty and confusion is ALL the better for mmaking themm commpete for your approval, though! #TryIt 😆😆 - Hope this Helps!
oh th1s h4s b33n th3 curr3nt t4ct1c. 1t works w3ll. th3 only 3xc3pt1on 1s 1nt3rn st3v3n, who knows th4t 1 h4v3 4 lot of d1s4pprov4l for h1m p3rson4lly.
- Ooh, that's great! EXCELLENT use of psychological warfare, mmy fellow Neophyte! 😆😆👍
Th3 1nt3rns 4r3 4sk1ng who 1s my f4vour1t3. Th3r3 1s not on3.
Th3 1nt3rns h4v3 g1v3n m3 flow3rs. Th4nk you 1nt3rn St4c33 for 3nsur1ng th3y w3r3 4ll s4f3.
Th3 1nt3rns h4v3 s41d th1s p4rt1cul4r cultur4l hol1d4y 1s to c3l3br4t3 p3opl3 l1k3 m3. 1 h4v3 told th3m to r3turn to work. Th3y h4v3 won by v1rtu3 of 1t b31ng "4 hum4n hol1d4y of 1mport4nc3".
1 h4v3 b33n on 4 w3llb31ng r3tr34t. 4polog13s for my sudd3n d1s4pp34r4nc3.
Good to s33 you r3turn.
my 1nt3rns 4r3 4sk1ng to go to th1s... f1ght n1ght?
Why d1d you coll3ct1v3ly d3c1d3 to l13 to m3 4bout wh4t 4 m1lf 4nd 4 d1lf w4s? 4nd 4pp4r3ntly w3 4lso h4v3 "41lf" wh1ch 1s "4nc3stor 1d l1k3 to fuck".
...wrigglers these days, smfh...
1nt3rn upd4t3. Th3y 4ll got too h1gh 4nd h4v3 form3d 4 p1l3 on top of m3. Most 4r3 4sl33p.
I thinkk that is what is called a uni.o°n best start busting quuickly
Far be it fr.o°m I t.o° suggest t.o° a higherbl°o.o°d h.o°w t.o° be it s.o° in business
Un1ons 4r3 4 k3y p4rt of m41nt41n1ng s4f3 work pr4ct1c3s. Our f1rm r3pr3s3nts s3v3r4l. Do you w4nt h3lp form1ng on3?
I am an independent small business .o°wner and this practice sickens me t.o° my c.o°re I am my .o°nly empl.o°yee f.o°r firstly sec.o°nd .o°f all it g.o°es against the all the capitalistic spirit .o°f meri.o°tracyy and I must be pulling myyself up by b°o.o°tstraps n.o°t suckling at the teat .o°f equity h.o°ping f.o°r charity
1t costs mor3 to h1r3 r3pl4c3m3nts 1f you run 3mploy33s to th3 ground.
P3rh4ps th1s 1s 4 s1d3 3ff3ct of th3 1nt3rns b31ng so 3n4mor3d w1th hum4n cultur3.
On3 of th3 1nt3rns c4ll3d m3 mom. Wh1ch 1 do not fully und3rst4nd.
H4lf of my 1nt3rns h4v3 com3 1nto work h1gh. 4pp4r3ntly 1 c4nnot f1r3 th3m 4s 1t 1s 4g41n 4 "cultur4l hol1d4y" #subst4nc3
Intern Steven is doing his best, and his matesprit is currently mad at him. Might I suggest cutting him some slack?
... H3 1s g3tt1ng som3 sl4ck. 1 4m st1ll ups3t 4bout th3 4pr1l fools pr4nks.
Wh3r3 4r3 my 1nt3rns g3tt1ng th3s3 jok3s from 4ll of 4 sudd3n?
Idk but th3yr3 pr3tty good right?
1 4m worry1ng 4bout 1t 1 4m not h4v1ng 4 d4y of j3sts.
Th3y r34lly 4r3n't. 1nt3rn St3v3n just told on3 4bout 4n 4ll1g4tor 4nd now 1nt3rn Chr1ss 1s g1ggl1ng th31r h34d off.
1 b3l13v3 you n33d to work on your word1ng, 4s th4t l4st s3nt3nc3 h4s told 3v3ry 1nst1nct 1 h4v3 to st4y 4w4y.
1'm sur3 th3r3's 4 r34son. Do you w4nt to t4lk 4bout 1t?
Curr3ntly l1st3n1ng to: Th3 1nt3rns 4rgu1ng. Th3 c4ff31n3 m4ch1n3 1s brok3n 4nd th3y 4r3 bl4m1ng 34ch oth3r for 1t. L1ttl3 do th3y know 1t w4s my mo1r41l on 4 r3c3nt v1s1t.
1 h4v3 told th3m 1 4m not m4d 1 just w4nt to know who d1d 1t.
4r3 you on3 of my 1nt3rns curr3ntly y3ll1ng 4t th3 oth3rs or 1s 1t th3 conc3pt?
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4h. 1 s33. 1f you 4r3 on 4lt3rn14 C, th3 ch4nc3 1s qu1t3 h1gh... 31th3r w4y, would you l1k3 to pr4ct1s3 som3 br34th1ng t3chn1qu3s w1th m3?
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Oh my. Um.. th3r3 w3 go. 1n...hold for four...out...hold...1n...4nd hold, 4nd out.
1nt3rn upd4t3. Th3y brok3 4 pot pl4nt.
Th3 1nt3rns 4r3 b3h4v1ng tod4y. ...wh4t d1d th3y fuck up?
Good 3v3n1ng ch1ttr. 1 hop3 w3 4ll h4d product1v3 cycl3s.
1nt3rn st3v3n h4s just g1v3n m3 4 fr13ndsh1p br4c3l3t. why.
1nt3rn st3v3n knows 1 do not w4nt 4 bond w1th h1m 4ft3r th3 4pr1l fools 1nc1d3nt.
1 would l1k3 to m4k3 1t cl34r th4t th3 1nt3rns 4t our f1rm 4r3 not 3xp3nd4bl3 by 4ny m34n1ng of th3 word.
If you or anyone in your firm are looking for work, please let me or a member of my team know.
1 4m go1ng through my r3cords 4nd 1t s33ms w3 h4v3 room for 4noth3r 1nt3rn or two. 1f you 4r3 1nt3r3st3d, pl34s3 r34ch out. Th3 follow1ng qu4l1t13s 4r3 h1ghly sought 4ft3r: - w1ll1ngn3ss to d34l w1th oth3r 1nt3rn's sh3n4n1g4ns - 4bl3 to 3xpl41n n3w tr3nds to m3 - 4 d3s1r3 to h3lp thos3 1n n33d - th3 4b1l1ty to put w1th 1nt3rn st3v3n - 4 s3ns3 of just1c3
POINT OF ORDER! hallowen & co. is also hiring new interns, no desire to help those in need or sense of justice necessary. hourly pay rate starts at whatever the neophyte is paying plus two
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! sure, i could always use more expendable-tier interns to feed the bailiffs
POINT OF ORDER! then maybe there's hope for him yet. you can threaten to transfer him to my firm if he keeps acting up. (READING ONTO THE RECORD! law students and prospective future legislacerators reading this thread please note i am also hiring interns whose lives have value and who will not necessarily be considered expendable. and junior associates get healthcare)
Th3r3 4r3 no tr4nsf3rs w1thout cons3nt but th4nk you for th3 opt1on.
m4yb3 1 should go to mor3 3v3nts.
What events are we talkin' here? Fancy ballrooms and movie premieres? That kinda jazz?
You're makin' me wish I could pay a visit to Alternia, miss. A sleuth like myself ain't no stranger to networking, and I'd kill to show such a lovely dame the ropes.
That does significantly ease the travel expenses. Still, I just call it like I see it, miss. Any lady with a love of justice in their chest shouldn't feel lonely on my watch. So gimme a ring if you're lookin' to hit the town.
1 wouldn't c4ll 1t lon3ly, 3x4ctly. 1 just pr3f3r to focus on my work th3s3 d4ys. But 1 w1ll k33p you 1n m1nd 1f 1 d3c1d3 to go to 4 ch4r1ty 3v3nt. Or 1f 1 s1mply w4nt 4 n1c3 d1nn3r w1th som3on3 4 l1ttl3 mor3 s4n3 th4n my 1nt3rns.
Well y'know what they say miss. All work and no play and all that. Until then, keep your head above water. I'll be lookin' forward to when ya keep in touch.