Neophyte Redglare

1nt3rn St3v3n 1s look1ng su1t4bly n3rvous tod4y. Good.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@murd3r3rHonkhonk 4nd 4ny oth3r clowns. Wh4t 1s th3 b3st w4y to g3t f4c3p41nt off? 1nt3rn St4c33's 4rt from y3st3rd4y 1s prov1ng qu1t3 stubborn.

@murdererHonkhonk

Kult: +60

Kull: +60

Total: 120

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @fellatedEdge[FE]

To your own f4c3??

↩ @woeGothic[WG]

1s th1s s1m1l4r to grub o1l?

Archie Roatus

@fellatedEdge[FE]

￣\ every morning, baby /￣

↩ @fellatedEdge[FE]

1 w1ll....k33p 1t 1n m1nd 4s 4n opt1on

Rose Lalonde

@woeGothic[WG]

It is not made of babies and/or grubs. It is a mineral oil.

Cardel Sorein

@psychotropicAffair[PA]

c༄c༄nut ༄il babes

↩ @woeGothic[WG]

4h. Th4t 1s d1ff3r3nt to wh4t 1 h4d thought.

Regnum Somnio

@chainedTurnpoint[CT]

It d3p3nd$ 0n th3 paint. If it'$ 0il ba$3d, it i$ b3$t t0 u$3 fac3 m0i$turiz3r until it f0am$ and $tart$ t0 c0m3 0ff. It'$ lik3ly 0il a$ it i$ m0r3 $tubb0rn t0 g3t 0ff and dry$ nic3ly. I h0p3 thi$ h3lp$, N30phyt3 R3dg0ar3...

↩ @chainedTurnpoint[CT]

Th1s 1s us3ful. So scrubb1ng w1th w4t3r 4nd so4p w4s not do1ng 4nyth1ng

Regnum Somnio

@chainedTurnpoint[CT]

0f c0ur$3! W3 all hav3 t0 l3arn wh3n y0u ar3 unfamiliar with $uch thing$. It i$ 0nly fair t0 t3ll what w0rk$ f0r what $33m$ t0 b3 th3 typ3 0f paint ba$3d 0n th3 limit3d d3$cripti0n.

4 follow up from my l4st post. Th4nk you 1nt3rn St4c33. 1 4m l34v1ng 34rly. https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/d0d58d8d2c70.png

Kult: +10

Kull: +7

Total: 17

Ratio: 1.43

Sedrek Zaleth

@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LOOKING TOUGH.

1nt3rn St4c33 h4s b3tr4y3d m3 for th3 s4k3 of th3 b1t.

Kult: +12

Kull: +7

Total: 19

Ratio: 1.71

Locksick

@servingProctor[SP]

× Oh No.. ×

1nt3rn St3v3n h4s r3fus3d to 4tt3nd #3r1d4nw33k to 1nv3st1g4t3 th3 l3g4l1t13s, on th3 grounds th4t "th3 v1b3s 4r3 off." H3 h4s ru1n3d y3t 4noth3r outf1t of m1n3 w1th 4 p41nt b4lloon 1n 4n 3ffort to g3t m3 to 3ng4g3 1n th3 pr4nks.

#eridanweek

M4yb3 1 should s3nd 1nt3rn St3v3n to #3r1d4nw33k

#eridanweek

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare

Who3v3r 1s s3nd1ng my 1nt3rns ph1sh1ng 3m41ls for 4pr1l fools, pl34s3 stop, th3y 4r3 too stup1d for th1s 4nd 1 4m not 4llow3d to y3ll 4t th3m for 4nyth1ng r3l4t3d to pr4nks tod4y.

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

@gallowsCastigate[GC]

Th1s 1s 4bsurd 4nd w3 must f1nd out who 1s s3nd1ng th1s.

↩ @gallowsCastigate[GC]

1 th1nk som3 of th3 1nt3rns m4y b3 s3nd1ng th3m to 34ch oth3r. L1ttl3 do th3y know th4t th3y'r3 34rn1ng th3ms3lv3s 4 lot of m4nd4tory tr41n1ng s3m1n4rs.

Th3 1nt3rn sh3n4n1g4ns h4v3 unfortun4t3ly cont1nu3d. 1nt3rn St3v3n h4s 4dd3d ch1ll1 powd3r to 3v3ryon3's lunch3s. 1nt3rn M4c33y h4s plugg3d 1n 3nough 4ppl14nc3s to m4k3 our pow3r go out thr33 t1m3s.

4pp4r3ntly 1 4m not 4llow3d to f1r3 th3 1nt3rns ov3r pr4nks on 4pr1l fools d4y, du3 to th3 cultur4l 1mport4nc3 of th3m on such 4 d4y. W1th th4t b31ng s41d, w3lcom3 b4ck 1nt3rn St3v3n.

Kult: +29

Kull: +10

Total: 39

Ratio: 2.90

Capt. Ganset Kixmin

@setSail[SS]

Thankfully the cre≈ has not tried to prank me yet. My first mate, ho≈ever... She and I ≈ill need to have a fe≈ ≈ords.

↩ @setSail[SS]

You h4v3 b3tt3r control ov3r th3m th3n. 1 r3sp3ct th4t

who ch4ng3d th3 off1c3 phon3 r1ngton3

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Boy I sure hate it when that happens! Wednesdays am I right?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

j3sus chr1st 1s th4t wh4t d4y 1t 1s

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

It sure is! Darn! The beginning of Wednesdays are always so rough because you're not quite over the hump and you still got most of the week to go!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

...Th1s 1s go1ng to b3 4 long d4y.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

Seems like it! Yup!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

(OOC) 3 days ago

(( the pain of realising that the intern bit tm will require me to come up with sillyish names for them and ways for them to die/become unemployed. the second secret pain of sticking to my initial decision to make redglare Incredibly Formal

Kult: +15

Total: 15

1 h4v3 b33n 1nform3d th4t w3 h4v3 lost two 1nt3rns to #3r1d4nw33k. tr4g1c n3ws but th3y d1d s1gn 4 w41v3r. 1nt3rns jo4nn4 4nd tr4c33 w1ll b3 m1ss3d.

#eridanweek

Kult: +15

Total: 15

"g3t 1nt3rns" th3y s41d. "th3y m4k3 l1f3 34s13r" th3y s41d. Th3y d1d not s4y th4t som3 1nt3rns 4r3 l1k3 4 v3ry sm4rt grub 4nd n33d const4nt 3nt3rt41nm3nt or th3y w1ll d3stroy th1ngs.

Kult: +49

Kull: +30

Total: 79

Ratio: 1.63

Thymis Pyrope

@gratisConstituent[GC]

Th3r3's 4 v3ry good r34son 1 n3v3r h4d 4ny. My pr1v4t3 pr4ct1c3 w4s m3, mys3lf 4nd 1 >:] 4lso 1d3nt1ty th3ft 1s 4 cr1m3 >:[ You'll b3 h34r1ng from my l4wy3r wh3n 1 g3t out of th1s c4g3. 1t's m3. 1'm my l4wy3r.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gratisConstituent[GC]

From wh4t h4s b33n 3xpl41n3d to m3, 1t 1s not 1d3nt1ty th3ft 1f 1t 1s 4n 4lt3rn4t3 t1m3l1n3 you. 1t 1s, how3v3r, qu1t3 confus1ng >:[

Thymis Pyrope

@gratisConstituent[GC]

1'm sur3 th3r3's som3 k1nd of ord1n4nc3 1 c4n su3 ov3r. 1 h4v3n't h4d 4 good l3g4l b4ttl3 1n sw33ps s1nc3 my 4tt3mpt3d 4ss4ss1n4t1on

↩ @gratisConstituent[GC]

Und3rst4nd4bl3. Gl4d yours w4s only 4tt3mpt3d, how3v3r.

Thymis Pyrope

@gratisConstituent[GC]

1t l3ft m3 bl1nd 4nd hobbl3d. 4nd 1n th3 d3bt of 4n 3xc3ss1v3ly d1st4st3ful 1nd1v1du4l. Word of 4dv1c3: th3 3mp1r3 r34lly do3sn't l1k3 som3on3 who k1lls H1s Honor4bl3 Tyr4nny >:/

↩ @gratisConstituent[GC]

1 d1d not th1nk th4t n33d3d to b3 4dv1c3 but 1t 1s not3d.

1nt3rn St4c33 h4s b33n k1nd 3nough to 3xpl41n th4t 4 lot of th3 1nt3rns, th3ms3lf 1nclud3d, 4r3 choos1ng hum4n n4m3s th4t st1ll m33t troll r3qu1r3m3nts. 1 th1nk th1s 1s r1d1culous, but th3y cl41m 1t 1s good for 4tt3mpt1ng to b3tt3r 1nt3gr4t3 w1th hum4ns. Th3y h4v3 4lso 1nform3d m3 th4t th3 pr4nks 4round th3 off1c3 4r3 to do w1th #4pr1lfools

#aprilfools

Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare

On th3 D33PLY n3g4t1v3 s1d3, 4n 1nt3rn h4s dropp3d 4 p41nt b4lloon on m3. On th3 pos1t1v3 s1d3, our n3w un1forms w3r3 4pprov3d 4nd h4v3 4rr1v3d tod4y, th4nkfully 4ft3r th3 p41nt b4s3d 1nc1d3nt. 1n r3l4t3d n3ws, 1nt3rn St3v3n 1s no long3r w1th us.

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@gallowsCastigate[GC]

Th3 n3w un1forms must look so 3xc3ll3nt.

↩ @gallowsCastigate[GC]

Th3y do! 1 d3c1d3d on opt1on two p3rson4lly, though th3 coll4r on thr33 m4d3 1t 4 strong cont3nd3r.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Th3 s3cond 1 f1nd out wh1ch 1nt3rn st4rt3d f1ll1ng th3s3 b4lloon tr4ps w1th p41nt 1 4m go1ng to m4k3 th3m W1SH th4t cull1ng w4s st1ll 4n opt1on.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

Gor3gl3 how to wr4ngl3 unruly 1nt3rns

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

TRYCKS TREATS

@glitteringAcuity[GA]

DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! i've always found a menacing comment about their future career does wonders, but you really have to take an orangeroot-and-branch aproach

↩ @glitteringAcuity[GA]

Th3 m3n4c1ng comm3nt rout3 do3s not s33m to b3 3ff3ct1v3 4g41nst wh4t3v3r h4s poss3ss3d th3m tod4y. Th3 off1c3 1s full of jok3s 4nd j4p3s th1s 1s h1ghly unprof3ss1on4l.

Kult: +2

Total: 2