♠ hated by @grudgingTributary
Mommy's yelling at me, I've been a bad boy.
I fear my husband may be ignoring me for his own fucking brain. How wonderful.
It was really fucking vague, and you chose to comment on it.
He's seriously considering it, he's watching it right now. Why are you so hell bent on seperating us?
You think he's watching it right now? I think he's watching it right now.
I think you're gonna have a real fight on your hands if you try to medicate this bitch. And that's coming from a place of warmth. Don't test me.
You better not be talking about who I think you're talking about. I'll get him on the strongest meds imaginable, mister! Don't test me!
I'm being threatened with silencing. You know those hentais where the protag get's ghost fucked in the air and humiliated by... well, a ghost? I wanna do that shit, right the fuck now. Bro won't see it coming. Man's dead to me.
Me holding the ball is hilarious, you know damn well it was you holding that ball. Learn to put up a fight, the ol' fisticuffs, bromeo.
I don't need no man to tell me what to do.
Hahahaha, you need to learn how to play dodgeball while you're at it.
Chat, is this guy for real?
thinking how awkward it mustve been for the guy who discovered milk to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Tried it. Didn't like the taste in my mouth.
What does that all spell, and make it a new chitt. Really tell the world what I'm saying.
MF YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE. Get it together.
Oh! Hoo hoo hoo! Quit whining, silly boy. It'll feel good when it stops hurting.
I'm out here doing the Lord's work, and you're harshing my vibe? Fuck man.
i’m sorry, you’re right. he just makes me so angry!
Quiet, you! No more barking or you're going to time out!
that is not the way to go bout it go back to your happy place breathe in and out
i was gonna say to talk about it until i saw who it was. dump him!
Your low effort responses are clearly showcasing your commiserable nature, brochacho. Step it up.
Overruled for personal bias that I don't agree with.
I wouldn't call it whining, I'd call it asking for advice! Because that's exactly what it is! I've done just about everything in the book to keep him undere control and I've had it up to here so give me a little grace! It's not every day you're faced with a man so incompetent.
Move along, Jake. I'm having girl talk.

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Fantastic responses, as usual, Jake.
Well now that I've taken care of that!

repeat. watching all of those janes around. i know eventually one of youll gonna turn evil. arf.
Hmm, no I don't think so!
Finally, someone who understands.
There are no victims! Just totally normal spats in a marriage where one person is pulling far more weight than the other! Please do not spread such baseless rumors.

Crocker Corp claims another victim. We'll remember you fondly.
It's not a domestic if you like it. #Suggestive #Wink #CanWeNotDoThisUnderJohnsPost
You're about to get a real lashing if you don't suck it up and quit acting like I'm the crazy one, boy!
Have a chuckle that isn't implying that I'm abusing you!
You are a complete and utter fool. Go sit in the corner and think about your actions. NOW.





