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I was convinced to join by @timaeusTraversed so he could prove a point. Let's see if he's actually right this time. ⊹ ࣪ 🍮˖🍰₊‧˚⊹♡🥄🍓⋆˙⟡ He/Him ~ Small business owner

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
transgender
love yourself
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@timaeusTraversed[TT]

Oh, actually that cyborg talk got me thinking. I might have a solution for my yearning that doesn't require me to fundamentally change the construction of my physical body.

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The fuck does this mean. Dirk what the hell are you planning-

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
gay for lads
this user is participating in the act of loving men... couldn't be more proud!
transgender
love yourself
BD-DS-SM
This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!
Dash Certified
Loyal, reckless, and friendship-powered. Beloved in more ways than one.
@timaeusTraversed[TT]

Wonder if a higher stomach pH would help or hinder the mucosal lining..

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Oh my god, you are in hospital. Stop-

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But One Dirk of Many
It's splinters all the way down!
brotherly love.
it's tough. unbreakable.
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User has decided to live and die by the sword.
@trulyTestified[TT]

You think I could convince people to do things if I started calling myself "The Prince in Pink"?

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Maybe a very specific subset of people

Slow day, decided to make something simple while recover. Maybe I should return to the basics more often, I had to beat the others off just to get a picture before they practically disappeared

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Is ịt tºº lªtɛ tº ªsk fºr ª cºrnɛr?

Unfortunately a certain pain in the neck already took them all. There is a side piece left, though

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Sooo.. holy shit can i have a bite pleas. if i potientally can

If you like centre pieces?

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Anƴ pịɛcɛ ịs gººd

There's still a centre piece left

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Mƴ lůsůs fºůnd ª rɛcịpɛ fºr sºmɛ swịrlƴ brɛªd bůt ịt cªlls fºr 27 clůckbɛªst ɛggs ªnd I ºnlƴ hªvɛ 5... #bªkịngpªịns

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Whªt dºɛs sºdª hªvɛ tº dº wịth brɛªd

Baking soda, it's a white powder that helps the bread rise

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I thºůght thªt wªs ƴɛªst

Yes, yeast also does that, but adding more yeast will end in disaster

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I ªddɛd mºrɛ ƴɛªst. 0n0

Oh dear..

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Thɛ brɛªd ịs stªndịng ůp.

The.. the dough? Or have you baked it already?

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Thɛ dºůgh hªs rịsɛn ịt hªs rºsɛ ịt tªkɛs fºrm ºf ª bɛªst!

Oh good lord. Good luck with that.

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absolutely adorable!!
this user owns a super cute pet
good dog best friend
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@callingCujo[CC]

how do you impress a boy?

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Cook for him.

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Good Boy
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Puppymoded
This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.
absolutely adorable!!
this user owns a super cute pet
good dog best friend
the bestest boy ever ever :D
@callingCujo[CC]

thats... possible? i dont know if he even eats meats.

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You could make anything, it doesn't have to be meat. Just a meal or dessert of some kind. It shows a willingness to make an effort.

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