Good morning, all! I hope those of you residing at our campgrounds make use of the hygienic facilities to hose yourselves off prior to the commencement of DAY TWO OF #ERIDANWEEK ! Seriously. Please bathe. Some of you were rotten on your way in, and I do NOT mean your @clownBae concert diapers. The official casualty list will be posted outside between the musical performance roster and the gyro stand. Congratulations. Official counts from last night NOT INCLUDING CROWDHEAL tally in at 142. *Gyro stand currently offering breakfast options.
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:33 < This kitty will ABSOLUTELY be present for #eridanweek day two! Even if i have a expurrllent sense of smell.. peeyew! Someone has to rake their claws through the muck after all!
But of course. We still need him for tonight's show. Who else is going to ceaselessly twist and grin and frolic around that stage?