WHY WOULD YOU SIT ON A CAKE? #NSFW? #SUGGESTIVE? IS IT? SOMEONE TELL ME. ... NO, DON'T TELL ME. This should be criminalized. Posthaste.
... ... ... Get away from me.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Putt!ng cake on the cake, !f mew eat both you’ll know why ꠹
I admit this is also a new concept to me~! Does one eat the cake afterwards~?
Lord, I hope not.
its cute that you think bein a disgusted litigious SHEO wwill stop me from clearin the shelvves at my local foodblock a all crockercorp products then goin hivve an makin a privvate patissier bake a dozen super moist cakes wwhile blubberin profusely because he has to use store bought cake mix from there i wwill purchase a farrago a bronze an rustie cakeslavves wwho wwill be transported to my humongous party mansion vvia forklift each cakeslavve is then instructed to set her derriere on a cake an she must do so wwith the same insouciance she might consider a park bench that is to consider it not at all because the fondue smashin climax is wwhat matters most the biggest an boldest an brashest a asses wwill be savved for last naturally i wwill be the one to ovversee her gluteal matin call she giggles an coquettishly offers me a petit four a cake that wwas minutes ago lodged betwween her thunderglobes i may or may not be producin a cream a my owwn needless to say janey dont knock it till ya try it #nsfww #cakesit