@aeneasCaldarium @genetrixAdvocate I SUSPECT THE YAPPING PURSE BARKBEAST IS THE TRUE REASON I WAS NOT INVITED ON YOUR LITTLE SLAYCATION. SO I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TWO TO VOTE AS A BLOC. AND NEGATE HIS BITCHING. WITH THE POWER OF DEMOCRACY. I'M PREPARED TO OFFER THE FOLLOWING BRIBE: BRING ME TO ITROLLY. AND I WILL LEZ OUT WITH PORRIM. IN FULL PUBLIC VIEW. IN A SORDID DISPLAY. THE LIKES OF WHICH NONE OF YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE YET. NUNS WILL FAINT. ANIMALS WILL FLEE IN FEAR. PASSERS-BY WILL STARE IN TRANSFIXED AWE. IT WILL BE THAT GOOD. DO WE HAVE A DEAL.
#HHHH.
I'll have yo+u kno+w, right after this, Cro+nus came up to+ me and said "please please please please please please" in real life to+o+. He wo+uldn't even say why. He just said get o+n Chittr.
AND DID IT WORK.
It's a tempting o+ffer. But yo+u first have to+ pro+mise me yo+u'll leave the yapping purse barkbeast o+ut o+f it this time. I to+ld him he had to+ stay o+n his best behavio+r, and yo+u do+ to+o+.
I LITERALLY COULD NOT INVOLVE HIM IF I WANTED TO. #CENSORED. #REDACTED. #BITCHED.
So+metimes I wish Chittr had a ? react.
I want yo+u to+ say it. Pro+mise yo+u'll be a go+o+d girl fo+r me.
CULLMOMMY. PLEASE. I’LL BEHAVE MYSELF. #HHHH.
That's my go+o+d girl. <3 I'm pro+ud o+f yo+u. Yo+u listen to+ instructio+n so+ well. As a reward fo+r yo+ur go+o+d behavio+r, I'll send yo+u o+ur lo+catio+n. Keep it up, and I might just make go+o+d o+n yo+ur earlier o+ffer. Want Cro+nus to+ jo+in? Or sho+uld we just make him watch? @aeneasCaldarium
hnng.