I, DEXTER VUZREI, AM ASKING THE PEOPLE OF CHITTR IF THEY COULD VOLUNTEER FOR A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT!!!! SPECIFICALLY THOSE THAT ARE DUPLICATES OF OTHER TROLLS OR HUMANS!!! FOR EXAMPLE!!! TWO SETS OF KARKATS WOULD BE GREAT FOR THIS!!!! YOUR MIND WILL BE PROBED!!!! HOWEVER!!!! AS A REWARD YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE OREOS AND A JUICE BOX!!!!! #HORROR #MEDICALSTUFF? #HUMANEXPERIMENTATION
SEND THEM ALL TO ME!!!! RIGHT NOW!!!!
#ALREADYTHERE.
D --> I'm certain the wavelengths would be considerably different, all things considered. Medicine, and life experiences are to blame. Perhaps I'm an outlier.
SHHHHHHH SH SH SHHHHHHHHHHH.....SHHHHHHHHHHHHH...LET ME EXPERIMENT ON YOU....I AM WHISPERING THAT WHICH IS HARD TO TELL BECAUSE I AM TYPING THIS....
WOWZA THAT IS A LOT OF DAMARAS!!!! THIS WILL TAKE LONGER THEN I THOUGHT....
D --> Hm. You're a little eager. Fine.
KILL OR BANISH THE ONES YOU DON'T NEED. THEY'RE DOOMED ANYWAY. YOU'RE DOING ME A FAVOR. TAKING OUT THE TRASH.
PERFECT!!!! I SHALL DISSECT THEM AND KEEP THEIR THINKING PANS IN JARS!!!! #BODY-HORROR #VIOLENCE
THAT'S LIKE THROWING OUT THE SHRIMP. AND KEEPING THE SHIT VEIN. DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD BOTHER. PRESERVING THE SOURCE OF THE CONTAGIOUS MENTAL ILLNESS. RATHER THAN TURNING MY CORPSE INTO A SEXY NOVELTY LAMP. BUT IT'S YOUR CHOICE. HAVE FUN.
....YOU GAVE ME AN IDEA FOR SOMETHING....AND I WILL NOT CREDIT YOU FOR THIS IDEA WHEN I REVEAL IT TO THE PUBLIC!!! BUT I AM STILL GRATEFUL!!!!