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@scratchDoctor[SD]

It has come time that I correct a common mistake about @handMaid You all have come to understand that she believes herself something great. Although, it is doubtless that she is an admirable servant. Her quote "zillion" years of performance as "Alpha Bitch" do not grant her immunity from certain facts of life. While I am her supervisor, there is one truth that goes beyond even this professional role we have undertaken. It has come to my attention that there exists some… hesitation, among the less informed, regarding the nature of the relationship between @caliBorn and his Handmaiden. Whispers, half-formed conjectures, and the sort of timid speculation one might expect from minds unequipped to process something so magnificently direct. Permit me to be unequivocal. The Handmaid does not merely orbit his influence. She is bound within it. Not as some incidental accessory, nor as a misunderstood equal feigning autonomy, but as a deliberate extension of his will. A piece on the board that moves because he has decided it should move. This is not a matter of cruelty, as some may be so gauche as to imply. It is structure. It is authorship. It is the natural conclusion of a hierarchy so cleanly defined that it offends those accustomed to ambiguity. He speaks. She answers. He commands. She fulfills. And should there be any confusion remaining, I assure you, it exists only in the minds of those who require confusion to feel comfortable. @caliBorn is not merely involved. He is the axis. Everything else, as ever, follows. Officially, while she is considered this "Alpha Bitch" in her own domain, she falls short of absolute leadership under "Sigma Bitch" Caliborn. @caliBorn. I am considered his "Advisory Bitch" if his titles are to be followed. Now then. Do try to keep up.

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wat why is your post blank i cant read it -from the office of ace dick detective agency

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@handMaid[HM]

CHOTTO MATTE. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN YOUR ICON. YOU GO TO WORK LIKE THAT? YOU FUCKING SLUT?

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ha. ha.

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Wow. ]

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@taciturnTerror[TT]

:o) Praise lord Caliborn in all his holiness and wrath. :o) May his Angelic wings beat in the thrum of every tick :o) And his deathly scream echo in the beat of every tock :o) May his Handmaid extend his will to the highest heavens.

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@scratchDoctor[SD]

What is surprising, Darlin?

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Of course, Kurloz.

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I know that's my name but ded like you saying it is merzky fuzzy. Nothing surprising. Just a real long post, don't see 'em often on here. ]

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I suppose I simply do not post enough then. I will correct this. Thank you for your input and continued support.

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theres a funny trick here where you kinda just confirm something worse than what was expected! gross.