
i had to go get a cylinder surgically unstuck from a mini m&ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana gomen for being away yesterday! im a bit woozy still but i will be replying to dms shortly did i miss anything catastrophic (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid arisen, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

uh, that being my butt, that i could portal over to you. in place of the m&ms tube.

nothin too crazy although wwe did nearly experience a catastrophic dirkschism mid #fishingfriday wwhich could havve ruined the wwhole vvibe for wweeks to come luckily i wwas there to mete out peace wwith the sort a evven handed diplomacy im knowwn for wwith my boat #myboat

i didnt know you had a boat eridan whats it called

she gomen

g0t two have h0les in these things so it d0esn't form a seal.

tHIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR BUTTS jOHN, hER CYLINDER JUST GOT OUT OF, iNTENSIVE SURGERY, iT IS EMOTIONALLY DRAINING TO HAVE, aNY SHAPE, gO THROUGH SUCH A TRAUMATIC INCIDENT,

the offer is always open if she would like to take it.

love how 7ou're just full7 ignoring an7one (ommenting on what the (7linder is

you did miss my post about the hands. but no worries!

this is a #megid0p0st by the way. 0u0