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@happyClouds
YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD [cw for weed ment all over profile!! she works at a smoke shop]
print("i wish i had loyal fans") print("like groupies or something") print("but sadly i am not famous enough to warrant groupies") print("maybe some day")
print("huh you are actually being nice to me") print("how strange")
🥬 oh nahh they recalled le orange and liemon lime slaytorades what are we gonna do not exercise anymore ???
w.e blues the best o.ne anyways
what :s th:s co.pe pretend:ng :t :s cuz o.f hemo.pr:de o.r whatever when the blue o.ne just actually co.:nc:dentally tastes the best
🥬 no le lemons lime and le orange literally is le most hydrating flavors U’re one with hemopride U should have hemo#SHAME LOLOLOLOL
l:sten up everyo.ne the burno.uts go.nna lecture us abo.ut hydrat:o.n
🥬 EXSQUEEZE ME? i am not a burnt out what le hell U're le one with diseases
d:sease s:ngular and :ts the best o.ne there :s g:rl:e
🥬 as if U got le disease of FAIL #EPICFAIL even doctors called they said U got FAIL
🥬 maaaaannn went to arrrrrghhbies and they didn’t hav le meat there xPPP
it should've been deadman danny.
Dri*nk me under The Table? Do Not Threaten Such A Good Ti*me i*s I*t Okay I*f I* Go Fi*rst? #cavecarapace #suggesti*veᛝ
ᯓ★ *d↺es a sick fr↺nt flip int↺ the timeline* hey fuckers <3 ★ᯓ
(•⍜•) mAkInG It cLaP S꩜ tHaT Pe꩜pLe kN꩜W It’s sAfE ꩜uT #nSfW
print("if i win this game show") print("which i will") print("i will be able to spend so much money on everyone......") print("it is going to be so sweet")
print("you are always a bit mean to me so you get like") print("a little bit less then other buddies may get or something")
🥬 WHA COME ON DO I GOTTA SUCK UR TOEZ FOR MOAR X(((
[BREAKING WHEEL] <[PRE-GAME INTERVIEW 2:] Riiane Connol @ramblingIndividual <[Riiane is a jadeblood coming to us from a rather unfortunate situation. He’s trying to survive in a world that frowns upon hobbyists wanting to make a living off what they LOVE. He’s in search of many things: a JOB, FOOD ON HIS PLATE, ENDLESS RICHES, and… LOVE(S)?! Okay, KIDDING on that last part. His SKILLS, however, are no joke. He’s a MASTER (amateur) BASS PLAYER——but he didn’t come here to PLAY; he came to WIN!] <[Here we asked him a SERIES OF QUESTIONS to get to know him better as a PERSON AND A COMPETITOR.] <[Let’s see what he has to say!] ________________________________ [Tell me about your Background. What's your Life Story?] RI: print("ummm well i am broke + need money so that is why i joined") RI: print("i kinda saw the money part + skimmed the rest i did not realise i was probably going to die") RI: print("i play bass but i doubt that will be useful here") [If there's anywhere you would want to go in the world, where would it be and why? This could be anywhere on Alternia OR on Beforus. OR a Fictional Place.] RI:print("uhhh hot chick heaven i dont know man") RI:print("due to the whole being broke thing i have not really thought about going anywhere") [How certain are you that you'll survive the WHEEL OF TORTURE?] RI:print("i guess") print("i am afraid") RI:print("with hindsight the names + t+c are quite foreboding") RI:print("but like surely not everyone is going to die right?") [So a bit MORE about the show: you'll be faced with a Multitude of challenges testing your STRENGTH, WIT, AND CREATIVITY. Maybe a mishmash of all three (⒊)! Regarding this, do you have a game strategy in mind? Not only WITH these challenges, but with your fellow competitors? Are you planning to PLAY SOLO or TEAM ↑?] RI:print("well i do not really know anyone else competing") print("which means they will probably 🦆 me over") RI:print("so perhaps if i just stick to myself + troop on i wont be putting a target on my back") RI:print("i hope") [On that note, do you think you'd ultimately make more friends or more enemies in the game?] RI:print("well i would like to hope friends") print("but seeing the nature of the game i would not really want to see all my new found friends die") RI:print("+ i do not see any reason why i would amass any enemies") RI:print("so i suppose i am leaning closer to the friends side") [What would you do with the Million Caegars if you WON?] RI:print("well i would probably buy an actual hive inside of the dilapidated ruin im in at the moment") RI:print("buy a lot of food") RI:print("probably buy a lot of drink") RI:print("not just for the enjoyment side i will probably want to forget some stuff....") RI:print("+ then give some of it to some friends") [Do you have anything to say to the people you'll be competing against?] RI:print("please do not kill me") print("+ i think everyone should pick a gog + start praying") [I'm playing a game of Mini Tele☎, so you get to see THIS message from the LAST PERSON I INTERVIEWED.] CA: uhnmmmm ^_^ apple ^_^ oh and good luck and ha\/e a good day ^_^ and uhhhhhh ^_^ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lalalalalalalalalalala ^_^ RI:print("that has eliminated some of the stress") RI:print("it is a lovely message") [How would you respond to this, hypothetically?] RI:print("umm thank you for the well wishes of good luck") RI:print("with any of it we will both survive!") ________________________________ <[Isn’t he so CHARMINGLY RELATABLE? The WHEEL OF TORTURE seemed to be the QUICKEST WAY for a PAYDAY. But will he survive? You’ll have to find out on the WHEEL OF TORTURE! Stick around to see the NEXT INTRODUCTION to our COLORFUL CAST! Once again, thanks for interviewing our dear contestants, @televisedAviamor!] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #wotinterviews]
🥬 omg @ramblingIndividual imma pray for U xDD
gruuhhgreaaat mud cup debaaate: gummy wooorms? ooor tooombstooones [milaaanooo cooooookie](¬ºཀ°)¬
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print("fuck this little drummer troll") print("i do not underst+ why i am getting this sl+er") print("https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/930efdfac984.png")
print("do you only show up to revel in my sorrow")
🥬 nothin like le sweet sensual love of a good sandwich from a gas station food buggy xDD #EPICEATS
9az ztati0n ic3cr3amy
🥬 they call me le gas station princess cuz im always at le gas station getting gas station pickles
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