♠ hated by @heartwiredContrarian

:33 < i think efurryone should pay stupid ameownts to get education
turniing iin early wiith poopiing
xandra hates when ii do my surfer accent
You poor little t)(ing! 38O You are just so bite-sized! I could -EAT YOU rig)(t up!
ii was workiing up to that but ii'm glad you see the viisiion

MIZZED THE OPORTUNITY TO ZAY DOOKIE
[automatically Translated From Japanese] Many Many Bottles Of Yummy Soy Sauce Before Napping!
1t'5 ju5t bacon and lettuce. JU5T THAT. NOTH1NG EL5E

💠~ Whatever, babes. These ones are rare, so like, it's up to you. ~💠

~Squeak squeak!~

~*swaps the labels*~

~Remind me tO~ never eat anything y~Ou bake~

condy lesson of t)(e day. in t)(is world, t)(ere are t)(ree t)(ins you dont live wit)( 1. regrets. if you live, you can c)(ange t)(at. dont ever )(ave em. 2. s)(ame. if you live true to yourself, nofin else can ever judge you 3. )(esitation. you do, or you dont. and you get s)(arper on tellin t)(e difference fuckin up t)(e t)(ird makes t)(e first and t)(e second. but understandin t)(at eliminatin )(esitation and refinin t)(e ability to decide skill excludes t)(e first and erases t)(e second. surpassin all t)(ree is t)(e foundational instinct of leaders)(ip. )(avin all t)(ree is a deat)( sentence; and t)(ose stronger in wieldin it, are your executioners. LIK------------E M------------E!

🌳🌳🌳my🌲matesprit🍄could🌿cull🌳your🌲matesprit.🌸#violence🌸#matespritmonday🌳🌳🌳
>>| bulge snap 90 degrees. #nsfw

i think i'm gonna put a cigarette on the brownie actually

🜲 Lowbloods ⚜re ⚜lw⚜ys so funny. Sometimes it's h⚜rd to even think they c⚜n be sm⚜rt. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐

~GO~nna g~O reprO~bate ~#suggestive~
XD<[alchemy 1s some bullsh1tttt ]

blowing up everyones pancakes with my mind past present and future

WHY are strip clubs the midday topic of discussion? I have never set foot in such a den of lecherous self-indulgence. I don't get the appeal. You don't even get to... I mean, what is the point if you aren't allowed... Anyhow. In the words of a wise man. "Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt-of-the-earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field... But I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, any place." Breakfast buffet tier list.
> it was one of irony, sugar-rumps > cry abt it lolololol > mfw you take the bait > hook, line, and sinker > >8)
> i have a 2 hour mp4 of a meowbeast with its nads stuck in a fence > i will not elaborate > you're welcome for this information > lol ecks dee

I’d like to feel sexy, looking at myself. I’ve never really seen myself that way. I’ve known others find me attractive, but I feel I lack a lot of the things I associate with ‘sexy’. Notibly I am not asking for reassurance on the matter, this is just a vague expression of my feelings on the matter. It’s something I’ve reflected on lately.

@@$piringpe$$imi$t #mytouchinggr@$$moment$
xandra couldn't plan a 5ock drawer. you real1ze how 1ndec151ve 5he 15, r1ght? look at her "quadrant5", 5h1t 15 ba51cally a 24x24 gr1d. you're lucky 1 don't 5end drone5 to 5w1tch your l1mb5 around.
don't g1ve her more cred1t than 5he de5erve5. 5he ha5 a clo5er relat1on5h1p w1th her cru5ty p1le of blanket5 than w1th any other breath1ng creature.

~It's hard tO~ be a dick with~Out s~Ounding like a cartO~O~n bully sO~metimes l~Ol. Grr yO~u're nO~t my friend what am I 6~

「kekek! (*^ー^)ノ dinner with ai-chan! itadakimaaaaassssuuuu~☆! (*^ー゚)*」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itadakimasu means yummerz meal! let's dig in!]
>>| .if you have to pleasure yourself... well. you're just pathetic. stating the fact. #nsfw

∻They call me the great barrier queef #nsfw∻

~I mean I need them tO~ shO~ve my face intO~ it when I shit O~n the carpet~
-<banned from chittr for not being mentally ill>-
who are you ly1ng for? do you know how pathet1c you are to care what the5e 5tranger5 on the 1nternet th1nk? you th1nk your forehead got 5maller from l1ke5? 1 can 5ee my reflect1on on your head. th15 5h1t'5 pol15hed w1th ol1ve o1l. you look l1ke a roman 5enator. br1ng me my body butter.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3c1ddfc3522.png Scumbl00d wished they l00ked this g00d ;)

∻My b☢dy is a machine that turns armpits int☢ sniffed armpits #nsfw∻

<<"...sniff sniff">>

~WhO~ put all these bedbugs in my recuperac~OO~n~

i still fuckin miss rarity
y໑ud rather me send y໑u a bⓘ໑graphy than y໑u e><tract the ⓘnf໑rmatⓘ໑n fr໑m my lⓘps by humⓘlⓘatⓘng and pushⓘng me d໑wn d໑ y໑u have any pⓘtch b໑ne ⓘn y໑ur b໑dy ໑r are the ໑nly thⓘngs maⓘntaⓘnⓘng y໑ur admⓘttedly curvy shape glⓘtter and <3 stardust!!!!!hehehe ໑r whatever cutesy way y໑u talk ab໑ut space ash #nsfw
ⓘm s໑rry ⓘ cant hear y໑u ໑ver that dⓘstance y໑u c໑uld pr໑bably cr໑ss t໑ c໑nfr໑nt the mere m໑rtal wh໑se needlⓘng y໑u whⓘch y໑u refuse t໑ cr໑ss and ⓘnstead wrⓘng y໑ur fr໑nds whⓘle claⓘmⓘng what a shame ⓘt was ⓘ cant back up my claⓘms well my dear sweet lady ⓘt seems ⓘ have backed them up already c໑nsⓘderⓘng h໑w utterly ⓘ have d໑mⓘnated y໑ur c໑nfⓘdence ⓘn beatⓘng me ⓘn a pⓘtch flng lmfa໑

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Too late. A dual dreamer. How fun. And is Countess of Love your godhood title.? : )
she doesn't snore but she does drool

havin a sweet treat https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/cbdfe66fc588:png #food

in my )(eart and soul i miss rarity
-> Oh No.... He Owes Me A Billion Dollars... = Your Total Is $6.90
https://i.imgur.com/lpVs1hu.png

s)(oulda stayed sleepin

I will find your paradise and burn it myself. T)(e sky will matc)( t)(e color of your blood and t)(e water will matc)( to boot before it vanis)(es to vapor. I will R----END t)(e very continents beneat)( you and split t)(em to kill t)(e very )(eart and core of your work until it is a cold, empty place. A world w)(ere not)(in grows, can never grow, and )(ave no )(ope of growin again. -Everyt)(in, all of it, gone. Your life will be forfeit. Neit)(er you, or your friends, or ANYON----E can protect you. LOV-----E CANNOT PROT----ECT YOU, FROM M---------------------------------------------E!

No one meets my standards. No one ever will. Watc)( your tongue and tread very carefully from )(ere on.

i make it look good. i own it. all you got goin on is t)(e piss in your very veins, suns)(ine. t)(ink all t)(e sunkissed looks in t)(e world can )(ide it. but youre just one bad accident away from lookin like anot)(er bruised banana.

yea)( keep walkin your lane ya jaundiced lookin trollop
Picture of an olive woman that I culled sweeps ago. Not only was she #Chopped and #Cringe, she cared about #Shipping. And perhaps worst of all... she was a #FLARPer. I was doing her a kindness. Especially with those reprehensible ganderbulb magnifiers and blunt bangs. Let this be a lesson to you all. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb54cfed2687.png - MC Oleana
|| OUR FIRST SUBMISSION.... Hehe. Yay! || Anon says... || @playfulPinniped is a FRAUD. NoT a real docToraTe, and only bases her advice off of ... "shiTTy romance mangas geared Towards degeneraTe hermiTs"... Wow! STrong language! || Well? WhaT do you Think? Do you agree? Disagree? I wonder...
think ur little period cramps hurt? try having a shoulder ache
⚠︎☢︎⚠︎ INSERT; #cursed #furbies I mean𐕣 𐕣☣︎ p☣︎s𐕣 𐕣his ☣︎ne earlier, bu𐕣 I g☣︎𐕣 dis𐕣rac𐕣ed by f☣︎☣︎d ins𐕣ead ඞ h𐕣𐕣ps://file ඞ garden/ad2IMm𐕣A7𐕣vF✂6N☣︎/say%20sheese ඞ jpg:END CONNECT ⚠︎☢︎⚠︎
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click farm part 2 #nsfw ♡: thighs ◇: wires cause i shouldve put this in the other one lmao ♧: tummy ♤: muscles






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