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what the fuck why slugs
PUTTING ONION IN #MYPANCAKE 🥞 TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. #MYPANCAKE
5HE F1NALLY FOUND THE RANCH ONE #XANDRANCH
yeah can ii get uhhh some wiings wiith some xandra on the siide #xandranch
Aha. Ahahaha. Ahaha. Maybe you are funny. Come to realize more revelations, I might just be amused. ♆
tw໑ h໑t w໑men are fⓘghtⓘng ໑n the dash fuck yeah #suggestⓘve
hes fakⓘng the sⓘlly ⓘ fuckⓘng knew ⓘt
ⓘt t໑໑k y໑u thⓘs l໑ng
s໑lutⓘ໑ns t໑ pr໑blems typⓘcally requⓘre eff໑rt and a can d໑ attⓘtude ໑r a can fuck attⓘtude ⓘ supp໑se ⓘn thⓘs case lmfa໑ #nsfw
y໑u sh໑uld learn h໑w t໑ ⓘntⓘate hatefuckⓘng ⓘ thⓘnk thⓘs w໑uld s໑lve all ໑f y໑ur pr໑blems
And you wonder why you have no friends. ♆
ⓘ w໑uld ⓘf ⓘ had a g໑໑d warm tasty reas໑n t໑ d໑ s໑ #suggestⓘve
ⓘ dunn໑ y໑u dⓘd make me temp໑rarⓘly rec໑nsⓘder h໑w ⓘ applⓘed my t໑ngue
f໑r mentⓘ໑nⓘng my m໑ⓘraⓘl t໑ y໑u clⓘngyyyyy
y໑ur ⓘre ⓘs e><actly what ⓘm tryⓘng t໑ get here
y໑u want gⓘrlfrⓘends then c໑mplaⓘn when y໑ur matesprⓘt trⓘes t໑ get y໑u s໑me lⓘterally ⓘmp໑ssⓘble
ⓘ wⓘsh ⓘ c໑uld help but all the gⓘrls ⓘ kn໑w are psych໑paths then agaⓘn that ⓘncludes y໑u s໑ maybe y໑u w໑uld get al໑ng lmfa໑
what ⓘ get why ⓘt t໑໑k s໑ l໑ng upl໑adⓘng the fⓘrst ໑ne must have taken ages c໑nsⓘderⓘng ⓘts sⓘze
ah fⓘnally g໑t the fr໑nt end t໑ that pⓘc huh lmfa໑
｢bangohan with the oshi! megane-san so glad his kupo-chan pakupaku doll came! (*￣∇￣)ノ gyahhh~ so onakagasuita, kupo-chan! (o´・∀・)o itadakimasu!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: bangohan means dindin! (*^ーﾟ) yummies~ pakupaku means nomnoms! (* ´ ▽ ` *) pakupaku is the east alternian way to describe chewing! (*￣∇￣)ノ ahhh, see? the east alternians even CHEW much more kawaii... (kawaii means cute)...onakagasuita means hungwy and itadakimasu is a special east alternian phrase that means "let's have a great and succulent meal!" (∩ﾟ∀｀∩)]
hmm wats dat?? u wanna kno abt my KEWL WINGZ they let me fly around but actually... heh, im ALSO part sprite ^_^ *cool pose* wen i played da game i prototyped an angel and a devil... AND MYSELF!!! woahhh... so kewl, i know... but now im not only violet, but im like 1/2 angel AND demon now too. smirk... i guess u can, um tell me how KEWL i am now XDD
hmph tell me abt it... hehe jk ^_^ anyone can do it if u try!! *hope beam!* LAWL
yeah thats why ⓘt makes y໑u h໑tter
Casey
feet #engagementbait
-- si9ned someone who def h4snt trried p4int beforre 4nd is knockin9 it 4s we spe4k
yeah she ⓘs pretty h໑t f໑r an eldrⓘtch entⓘty
t໑໑ much ໑r sh໑uld ⓘ say tw໑ much lmfa໑
the fact y໑u keep d໑ⓘng ⓘt kⓘnda ⓘndⓘcates y໑u d໑ lⓘke ⓘt that ໑r y໑ure really stupⓘd
ⓘ thⓘnk ⓘll take that actually
My fav໑urⓘte part ໑f the sh໑ws after the dancⓘng ⓘtself ⓘs seeⓘng y໑u flushed and defⓘnⓘtely ໑ut ໑f breath e><ercⓘsⓘng every bⓘt ໑f c໑mp໑sure y໑u have t໑ stⓘll appear elegant abs໑lutely ad໑rable lmfa໑
ⓘ mean why d໑ y໑u thⓘnk every໑ne teases y໑u s໑ much
why d໑ y໑u hate y໑ur husband s໑ much ⓘ th໑ught ><ander was als໑ ⓘn y໑ur flushed quad lma໑
do it do it do it do it do it do it do it @him
shes jeal໑us because ⓘ call her t໑໑ts and yet shes n໑t the ໑ne t໑ c໑me up wⓘth thⓘs masterpⓘece ໑f a p໑st
(V)(',,')(V) tracks ℧ wanna to℧ch on me (V)(-,,-)(V)
n໑tⓘng d໑wn y໑ur ambⓘvalence t໑wards t໑uchⓘng slⓘmey slⓘtherⓘng thⓘngs
FLICKS MY BIG LONG FUCKING TONGUE.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ⴵȺⴵȺⴵȺⴵȺⴵⴵȺⴵȺⴵȺⴵȺ! -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
ⓘts endearⓘng ⓘn a pathetⓘc ໑h shes s໑ clumsy kⓘnd ໑f way
d໑nt y໑u mean late day crew lma໑
:33 < i think efurryone should pay stupid ameownts to get education
turniing iin early wiith poopiing
xandra hates when ii do my surfer accent
You poor little t)(ing! 38O You are just so bite-sized! I could -EAT YOU rig)(t up!
ii was workiing up to that but ii'm glad you see the viisiion
MIZZED THE OPORTUNITY TO ZAY DOOKIE
ⓘf ⓘt gets ⓘn the way ⓘts g໑tta g໑ #suggestⓘve
because y໑u shⓘne lⓘke the m໑໑ns and because the alc໑h໑lⓘc c໑ntent ໑f y໑ur bl໑໑d ⓘs equⓘvalent t໑ ⓘt lmfa໑
whⓘch head #nsfw
t໑ugh
ⓘ w໑uld say y໑u have an ໑ld s໑ul but ⓘ d໑nt want t໑ get br໑ken up wⓘth s໑ lets just say y໑ur p໑sts res໑nate wⓘth archae໑l໑gⓘcal fⓘndⓘngs and leave ⓘt at that lmfa໑ #f໑ssⓘl
kⓘnda th໑ught s໑me໑ne ໑n headcapsuleb໑໑k w໑uld share lma໑
c໑uld y໑u even get ⓘnt໑ a suⓘt and hⓘde y໑ur dⓘsgust at havⓘng t໑ wear ໑ne lmfa໑
yeah
ⓘ thⓘnk shes just angry ⓘm m໑re versatⓘle than her ⓘn terms ໑f cr໑ss dressⓘng abⓘlⓘty
[automatically Translated From Japanese] Many Many Bottles Of Yummy Soy Sauce Before Napping!
1t'5 ju5t bacon and lettuce. JU5T THAT. NOTH1NG EL5E
y໑u kn໑w ⓘt t໑໑ts lmfa໑
💠~ Whatever, babes. These ones are rare, so like, it's up to you. ~💠
~Squeak squeak!~
~*swaps the labels*~
~Remind me tO~ never eat anything y~Ou bake~
condy lesson of t)(e day. in t)(is world, t)(ere are t)(ree t)(ins you dont live wit)( 1. regrets. if you live, you can c)(ange t)(at. dont ever )(ave em. 2. s)(ame. if you live true to yourself, nofin else can ever judge you 3. )(esitation. you do, or you dont. and you get s)(arper on tellin t)(e difference fuckin up t)(e t)(ird makes t)(e first and t)(e second. but understandin t)(at eliminatin )(esitation and refinin t)(e ability to decide skill excludes t)(e first and erases t)(e second. surpassin all t)(ree is t)(e foundational instinct of leaders)(ip. )(avin all t)(ree is a deat)( sentence; and t)(ose stronger in wieldin it, are your executioners. LIK------------E M------------E!
🌳🌳🌳my🌲matesprit🍄could🌿cull🌳your🌲matesprit.🌸#violence🌸#matespritmonday🌳🌳🌳
>>| bulge snap 90 degrees. #nsfw
i think i'm gonna put a cigarette on the brownie actually
🜲 Lowbloods ⚜re ⚜lw⚜ys so funny. Sometimes it's h⚜rd to even think they c⚜n be sm⚜rt. ⋆.˚𓅆࿐
~GO~nna g~O reprO~bate ~#suggestive~
XD<[alchemy 1s some bullsh1tttt ]
blowing up everyones pancakes with my mind past present and future
WHY are strip clubs the midday topic of discussion? I have never set foot in such a den of lecherous self-indulgence. I don't get the appeal. You don't even get to... I mean, what is the point if you aren't allowed... Anyhow. In the words of a wise man. "Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt-of-the-earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field... But I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, any place." Breakfast buffet tier list.
> it was one of irony, sugar-rumps > cry abt it lolololol > mfw you take the bait > hook, line, and sinker > >8)
> i have a 2 hour mp4 of a meowbeast with its nads stuck in a fence > i will not elaborate > you're welcome for this information > lol ecks dee
ⓘ c໑uld lⓘterally be there anytⓘme y໑u want me t໑ twⓘnkle tw໑es lma໑
I’d like to feel sexy, looking at myself. I’ve never really seen myself that way. I’ve known others find me attractive, but I feel I lack a lot of the things I associate with ‘sexy’. Notibly I am not asking for reassurance on the matter, this is just a vague expression of my feelings on the matter. It’s something I’ve reflected on lately.
@@$piringpe$$imi$t #mytouchinggr@$$moment$
xandra couldn't plan a 5ock drawer. you real1ze how 1ndec151ve 5he 15, r1ght? look at her "quadrant5", 5h1t 15 ba51cally a 24x24 gr1d. you're lucky 1 don't 5end drone5 to 5w1tch your l1mb5 around.
don't g1ve her more cred1t than 5he de5erve5. 5he ha5 a clo5er relat1on5h1p w1th her cru5ty p1le of blanket5 than w1th any other breath1ng creature.
can we cut the ໑ther guy ໑ff half my fuckⓘng w໑rk ⓘs p໑ⓘntⓘng ໑ut areas that he sh໑uld elab໑rate ໑n because h໑w the fuck are y໑u supp໑sed t໑ sp໑t them when n໑ ໑ffence y໑ure c໑mpletely clueless at thⓘs wh໑le cⓘty plannⓘng thⓘng
g໑໑d lⓘght
nah ⓘts fⓘne ⓘm really tⓘred h໑nestly s໑ ⓘts n໑t lⓘke ⓘ had much ໑f an appetⓘte t໑ begⓘn wⓘth and lunch was fⓘllⓘng ⓘf als໑ a lⓘttle tasteless thank y໑u f໑r ໑fferⓘng th໑ugh twⓘnkle tw໑es
n໑ ⓘm just tⓘred lⓘke ⓘ saⓘd and besⓘdes my ganderbulbs are stⓘll s໑re even after what must be gettⓘng t໑ a perⓘgree ໑ff y໑ur planet s໑metⓘmes ⓘ cl໑se them and see n໑thⓘng but a brⓘght lⓘght lⓘke ⓘ g໑t flashbanged and have t໑ blⓘnk ⓘt away
y໑ure the type ໑f pers໑n t໑ refle><ⓘvely deny they were tryⓘng t໑ steal a c໑໑kⓘe whⓘle theⓘr hand ⓘs ⓘnsⓘde the c໑໑kⓘe jar arent y໑u
~It's hard tO~ be a dick with~Out s~Ounding like a cartO~O~n bully sO~metimes l~Ol. Grr yO~u're nO~t my friend what am I 6~
｢kekek! (*^ー^)ノ dinner with ai-chan! itadakimaaaaassssuuuu~☆! (*^ーﾟ)*｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: itadakimasu means yummerz meal! let's dig in!]
y໑u lⓘke sh໑wⓘng y໑ur pretty dresses ໑ff and y໑u get t໑ attend a c໑veted b໑ys nⓘght whats n໑t t໑ lⓘke
very phallⓘc ⓘmagery there makes me pr໑ud kn໑wⓘng the mystery ໑f my bulge ⓘs l໑dged that deeply ⓘn y໑ur tⓘhnkpan lmfa໑ #nsfw
y໑ure stⓘll angry ab໑ut that lma໑ ⓘll try n໑t t໑ ໑kay ⓘ dⓘdnt realⓘze they were just s໑໑໑ ⓘmp໑rtant t໑ y໑u
me, y໑u, a pⓘzza b໑>< and an ໑utsⓘde ໑bserver p໑utⓘng whⓘle rubbⓘng her acⓘd tract lmfa໑
>>| .if you have to pleasure yourself... well. you're just pathetic. stating the fact. #nsfw
∻They call me the great barrier queef #nsfw∻
~I mean I need them tO~ shO~ve my face intO~ it when I shit O~n the carpet~
new fuckⓘng l໑re just dr໑pped hell໑ why d໑ y໑u hate the h໑໑fbeasts lmfa໑
as y໑u can see the brattⓘness c໑mes pre ⓘnstalled
ⓘ lⓘke the g໑ld streaks runnⓘng thr໑ugh y໑ur haⓘr suⓘts y໑u really well but ⓘ just kn໑w tw໑ sec໑nds after y໑u t໑໑k the pⓘcture y໑ur "0cushⓘ໑n" r໑se by ab໑ut ten ⓘnches ໑f elevatⓘ໑n lmfa໑
who are you ly1ng for? do you know how pathet1c you are to care what the5e 5tranger5 on the 1nternet th1nk? you th1nk your forehead got 5maller from l1ke5? 1 can 5ee my reflect1on on your head. th15 5h1t'5 pol15hed w1th ol1ve o1l. you look l1ke a roman 5enator. br1ng me my body butter.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3c1ddfc3522.png Scumbl00d wished they l00ked this g00d ;)
ⓘ w໑uldnt deny theⓘr elegant but ⓘ thⓘnk the ໑nly thⓘng y໑ud be teachⓘng me ⓘs h໑w t໑ create self-pr໑pellⓘng amusement attractⓘ໑ns ⓘ mean ⓘ cant waⓘt f໑r the r໑llerc໑aster that d໑ubles as a lⓘve pr໑jectⓘle sent ⓘnt໑ the h໑rⓘz໑n lmfa໑
ⓘ already g໑t that part d໑wn she basⓘcally hangs ໑nt໑ my every w໑rds ⓘts ad໑rable lmfa໑
and mⓘngle wⓘth the c໑mm໑ners what manner ໑f shapeshⓘftⓘng creature has taken thⓘs acc໑unt ໑ver lmfa໑
@heartwⓘredC໑ntrarⓘan when are y໑u puttⓘng ໑n the ears and learnⓘng t໑ h໑wl
brⓘght sⓘde y໑u clearly kn໑w h໑w t໑ desⓘgn a perfect cⓘrcle but maybe pass s໑me ໑f y໑ur ⓘdeas by s໑me໑ne wⓘth lⓘke a basⓘc c໑ncept ໑f structural ⓘntegrⓘty ໑r materⓘal scⓘence ໑r lⓘterally fuckⓘng anythⓘng lma໑
h໑w dⓘd y໑u even get ⓘt t໑ perfectly r໑ll ⓘn the ໑cean thats genuⓘnely ⓘmpressⓘve
ⓘf y໑u needed s໑me໑ne t໑ e><plaⓘn basⓘc physⓘcs t໑ y໑u y໑u c໑uld have asked me lmfa໑
y໑u keep sayⓘng that and yet the ໑nly left bleedⓘng and bruⓘsed last tⓘme was y໑u
ⓘ w໑nder by what
∻My b☢dy is a machine that turns armpits int☢ sniffed armpits #nsfw∻
<<"...sniff sniff">>
ⓘm pretty sure y໑u w໑uld ⓘf ⓘ wasnt gⓘvⓘng ⓘt t໑ y໑u f໑r free ໑r are y໑u better than a p໑rn actress at fakⓘng m໑ans lma໑ #nsfw
~WhO~ put all these bedbugs in my recuperac~OO~n~
໑h y໑ure warm and tender lⓘke a r໑ast cluckbeast but and ⓘ h໑pe thⓘs ⓘsnst a sh໑ck t໑ y໑u physⓘcal warmth d໑esnt affect techn໑l໑gy dⓘpshⓘt lmfa໑
i still fuckin miss rarity
ⓘf y໑u want t໑ shut me up fly ໑ver and d໑ ⓘt ໑r d໑nt and ⓘ can add gagged a g໑ddess acr໑ss tⓘme and space t໑ my l໑ng lⓘst ໑f achⓘevements y໑ull never get ໑ut ໑f my lⓘps
y໑ud rather me send y໑u a bⓘ໑graphy than y໑u e><tract the ⓘnf໑rmatⓘ໑n fr໑m my lⓘps by humⓘlⓘatⓘng and pushⓘng me d໑wn d໑ y໑u have any pⓘtch b໑ne ⓘn y໑ur b໑dy ໑r are the ໑nly thⓘngs maⓘntaⓘnⓘng y໑ur admⓘttedly curvy shape glⓘtter and <3 stardust!!!!!hehehe ໑r whatever cutesy way y໑u talk ab໑ut space ash #nsfw
ⓘm s໑rry ⓘ cant hear y໑u ໑ver that dⓘstance y໑u c໑uld pr໑bably cr໑ss t໑ c໑nfr໑nt the mere m໑rtal wh໑se needlⓘng y໑u whⓘch y໑u refuse t໑ cr໑ss and ⓘnstead wrⓘng y໑ur fr໑nds whⓘle claⓘmⓘng what a shame ⓘt was ⓘ cant back up my claⓘms well my dear sweet lady ⓘt seems ⓘ have backed them up already c໑nsⓘderⓘng h໑w utterly ⓘ have d໑mⓘnated y໑ur c໑nfⓘdence ⓘn beatⓘng me ⓘn a pⓘtch flng lmfa໑
ever g໑tten a g໑ddess s໑ mad and afraⓘd she uses y໑ur ⓘnabⓘlⓘty t໑ cr໑ss dⓘmensⓘ໑nal b໑undarⓘes as a reas໑n t໑ hⓘde behⓘnd her unwⓘllⓘngness t໑ c໑nfr໑nt y໑u lmfa໑
an ⓘnvⓘtatⓘ໑n f໑r what an ⓘmpassⓘ໑ned debate maybe beⓘng drunk w໑uld help y໑u thⓘnk ໑utsⓘde the b໑>< whⓘle were talkⓘng gⓘve y໑u a bⓘt m໑re c໑mm໑n gr໑und
hah dutⓘes
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Too late. A dual dreamer. How fun. And is Countess of Love your godhood title.? : )
y໑ure the type ໑f pers໑n t໑ p໑ut after gettⓘng y໑ur f໑rehead flⓘcked arent y໑u lmmfa໑
h໑ly shⓘt y໑u really are ⓘ was j໑kⓘng lmfa໑໑໑
y໑u sh໑uld be kⓘnder t໑ y໑ur partner marrⓘed pers໑n after all enc໑uraged ໑r n໑t ⓘd stⓘll be pr໑bⓘng y໑u f໑r reactⓘ໑ns gⓘven lmfa໑
fantastⓘc ⓘnsⓘder ⓘnf໑ thank y໑u
a gⓘft fr໑m ໑ne ໑f y໑ur quadmates t໑ get away fr໑m y໑ur sn໑rⓘng ໑r
she doesn't snore but she does drool
havin a sweet treat https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/cbdfe66fc588:png #food
♯thepurpose of ♯thispost was to ♯doublecheck that im coming off the way i ♯intendto
in my )(eart and soul i miss rarity
✿ ok nvm seein u mad is scary keep him in da dungeon
-> Oh No.... He Owes Me A Billion Dollars... = Your Total Is $6.90
✿ ummm uhhh haha uhh idk
♯dumping ♯dubious ♯chemicals & ♯trash into the ♯water again
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s)(oulda stayed sleepin
I will find your paradise and burn it myself. T)(e sky will matc)( t)(e color of your blood and t)(e water will matc)( to boot before it vanis)(es to vapor. I will R----END t)(e very continents beneat)( you and split t)(em to kill t)(e very )(eart and core of your work until it is a cold, empty place. A world w)(ere not)(in grows, can never grow, and )(ave no )(ope of growin again. -Everyt)(in, all of it, gone. Your life will be forfeit. Neit)(er you, or your friends, or ANYON----E can protect you. LOV-----E CANNOT PROT----ECT YOU, FROM M---------------------------------------------E!
No one meets my standards. No one ever will. Watc)( your tongue and tread very carefully from )(ere on.
i make it look good. i own it. all you got goin on is t)(e piss in your very veins, suns)(ine. t)(ink all t)(e sunkissed looks in t)(e world can )(ide it. but youre just one bad accident away from lookin like anot)(er bruised banana.
yea)( keep walkin your lane ya jaundiced lookin trollop
Picture of an olive woman that I culled sweeps ago. Not only was she #Chopped and #Cringe, she cared about #Shipping. And perhaps worst of all... she was a #FLARPer. I was doing her a kindness. Especially with those reprehensible ganderbulb magnifiers and blunt bangs. Let this be a lesson to you all. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb54cfed2687.png - MC Oleana
|| OUR FIRST SUBMISSION.... Hehe. Yay! || Anon says... || @playfulPinniped is a FRAUD. NoT a real docToraTe, and only bases her advice off of ... "shiTTy romance mangas geared Towards degeneraTe hermiTs"... Wow! STrong language! || Well? WhaT do you Think? Do you agree? Disagree? I wonder...
⚠︎☢︎⚠︎ INSERT; #cursed #furbies I mean𐕣 𐕣☣︎ p☣︎s𐕣 𐕣his ☣︎ne earlier, bu𐕣 I g☣︎𐕣 dis𐕣rac𐕣ed by f☣︎☣︎d ins𐕣ead ඞ h𐕣𐕣ps://file ඞ garden/ad2IMm𐕣A7𐕣vF✂6N☣︎/say%20sheese ඞ jpg:END CONNECT ⚠︎☢︎⚠︎
im ♯10ft tall ♯btw
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click farm part 2 #nsfw ♡: thighs ◇: wires cause i shouldve put this in the other one lmao ♧: tummy ♤: muscles