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The best angel from the Holy Clurch. Also 100% better than you <3

Blood: PurpleAge: Kult Score: 1280Kull Score: 72823 followers24 following

"frick It We Ball" Becomes Far More Weighty Once We Account For The Pre-existing Axiom That Is "ball Is Life," For The Latter Effectively Transforms The Former Into "frick It We Live." And What Maxim Could Be More Gravely Important Than That Which Urges A Troll To Persist At All Costs? :o)

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=oXO wow''' thats so inspiring =oXO

What The **checkers** No One Told Me That I Could Read Manga About Boys Kisisng?? Theres Like A Whoel Gewwnree Of It?? :o)

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I Am Not Cringe I Am Not Cringeeeee I Am Based **i Am Based!!!!!!!** :o)

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TO QUOTE SOMEONE. "IM CRINGE, AND THATS BASED, ILL NEVER BE BASED AND THATS NOT CRINGE, THERE'S NO ONE I'D RATHER BE.. THAN ME."

We Want You, We Want You, We Want You To Join Our Crew, We Want You, Wee Want You, We Want You As A New Recruit!!!! come Join The Clurch! We Got Fun Activities!!! :o)

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Ratio: 1.86

MORE TROLLS should CLOWNVERT. I havent seen any NEW SOULS in a GOOD WHILE...

>>| may .i?

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How Much Bloodshed Occurs In Your Church?

On My Eend? Very Little, Not Allowed To Cull Just Yet :o)

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Yes You May! Come On! Join Us its Sooooo Fun!! :o)

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>>| .oh, .i will. let me know .if .event .occurs some night.

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Ughhh Please Someone!!! Someone Teach Me How To Do That Coool Layered Hair And Likee, Striped Strip!! I Saw Two Girls That Had Them Online And I Have A Mighty Neeeeeed :o((((((( :o)

Somebody Needs To Hold My Hand And Be So Niceys To Me Rn Dudee. Bwuhhhh :o)

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Dawwwww gimme those digits to hold sweetly!

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CULL YOURSELF !!!!!!!!!!!

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Nuh Uh!! 68.65466 -106.77429 :o)

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I know where I'm @? I don't get your point..? You going to come over nd fight me?

Yup Didnt Get None At Fightnight Now Im Lookin For Trouble :o)

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NO SHIT? ME NEITHER! If I enjoy myself, I'll hold off on killing you. How do you like the sound of it?

Same! Bet :o)

Sweet, Let me get myself dressed, I'll get in touch.

Psst Reminder! Its Not Because Youre Paranoid That We're Not Following You. Look Out Your Window Lmaooo *honk* :o)

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GUUHH!!!! SCARY Σ(‘◉⌓◉’)

Not You Though!!!i Prommy :o)

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hmmnggh.. that means youre pic..king faVorites Σ( ° △ °|||)

Well Yea I Wouldnt Go After Someone I Actually Like!!! :o)

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should we.. mmghh.. be worried.. that you like us?? (゜-゜)

Pfftttt Dont Worry!!!! Im Niceys As I Said Before Darliin'!! :o)

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hhhgh.. okay ( ̄~ ̄;)

Ok, Reading Manga Now, Troll Toji Kkkinda Fine Ngl. Like. Frfr? Can Iget A Purpleblood Like Thatt Tto Talk To Me Like Im A Heiress? :o)

Splosion,,,, :o)

This Is The Bath Bomb Btw!!! https://i.imgur.com/mni9u4g.png :o)

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Guyzz I Just Got A New Bath Bomb, Should I Pull The Pin Or Just Drop It On The Tub? :o)

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Ratio: 2.00

...explosion...

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The Next Orangeblood That Gets To Me And Offers Me A "carrot" Is Going To Get It Lobbeed Off. Jeeez :o)

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Waow, Learning So Much Abt Jadebloods... :o)

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6ood things all round, i should hope! ^◡^

Apparently Some Of Them Bite Frrom What I Heard. :o)

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for real? i always thou6ht that was one of them sCary stories on aCCount of 'em livin' in the Caves and doin' all the 6rub-raisin' stuff!

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I Wanna Meet A Jadeblood Someday... Is It True Yall Can Just Waltz In The Sun? :o)

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jades are nice we know a pair ..of them

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Well so+me o+f us can it’s no+t a every jadeblo+o+d can thing I can’t

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V^ S0me can but it's s0rt 0f a rare trait t0 be a daywalker. ^V

Recuperacoon Timeeee :o)

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sleep well, friend! ^◡^

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sleep well!!

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I Am On The Short End Of Purples Unforch, But Im Super Cute So That Counters It!! 7'3 Btdubssss <3 :o)

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shorter end, and still hu6e!

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> WDYM /SH0RT/

Yea! You Should Seee My Cullbrother! He's Like Huuuge!!! I Gotta Look Up When Talking To Him!! :o)

thats really scary tall!!! ⊙﹏⊙..

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Not Scary! Im Super Niceys :o)

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hummmhhg are you promise?? ( ´.. д ` )

I Swear On My Blood And Heart!!! Im Suuuuper Niceys!!! :o)

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grrrghh (; ̄ェ ̄)

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I Got A Feeling Some Trolls Might Think I Am Short. How Tall Do You Guys Think I Am? :o)

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reCkon yer taller than me, at least! ^◡^

Well Yeah But Like Thee Sheep Guy You Got The Vibes Of Someone Who Is Like, Thumbtack Sized! Twhich Is Good! If We Become Friends I Can Carry You Around On A Keychain :o)

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...that makes ya sound like a 6iant, ma'am.

Teeehee!! :o)

Ɏ every purple blood i've met towers over me i think. by how much i don't know i'm not good a-a-at guesstima-a-ating Ɏ

If I Can Get My Gosh Darn Axe I Could Do Something About Thaat Fish, Cute Mural For The Church Too I Could Make With Violet Colors!! :o)

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Murderize That Guyyyyyy :o)

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Bunny Bunny Bunny You're So Funny With Your Twittching Noseeee Bunny Bunny Bunny You're So Funny From Your Heead To Your Toes :o)

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