is it just a strider thing to be a complete perv? so lame. #nsfw

Yeah sorry thems the breaks, Pal
at least im not a perv to anyone i can get my hands on you should feel honored johnny
oh yeah i'm really honored that you can't go five seconds without grabbing at me!!!! so stupid.
oopsies

hey im a perv with taste i know what time what place what slightest little itty bittiest point in time to break out my perv card its a lil something called "having tact"
okay see being a perv with decency is great but most striders don't tend to be that in my experience. you keep doing what you're doing though man no complaints here.

anything for you man its a tough tough world out here being the atlas of striders holding the world on my back through the power of being a tactful tasteful perv. everyone out here praying i dont shrug and cause a philosophical movement because of it