Heart Erato.
@hopelessMusing
Everything’s gone to hell in a hand basket. Page of fucking Hope. He/him
Comment, and I will tell you which SAW Trap I think you would survive. If I like you, I may even explain *why* you survive it. If I don't like you that much, I might just write why you'd die. But, few of you are in that disposition.
Feel like my life thus far has been a glorified saw trap so why not make it official
The Pound of Flesh.
Gimme a sec i gotta google that one,
Jesus christ
Hey guys, I'm back from being burned at the stake. It was kinda mid. 4/10 experience. Wouldn't recommend.
Did they let you keep the stake at least
It burned.
Things that have been burned are still able to be picked up?
It's ash now?
You can still take the ash
titty postin time #nsfw #tittytuesday
woag
Attention, I find myself lost. Signed and Ratified, Marech Veylor 1st Officer of the Threshecutioner Reserve
Is it for an amazing reason?
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Consider: juggling is also a valid form of fidgeting, if you have the skills for it
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Very true
⛧what if i burrowed into your stomach and under your ribcage so i could live as a tumor on your bloodpusher feasting off your blood. would you still love me if i was your tumor? #gore #bodyhorror #blood⛧
I mean. Are you a benign tumor at least
⛧i would be feasting on your blood directly from your pusher. i wouldnt say it's benign.⛧
Yeah but like, how *much* blood tho If im dying slowly enough i won't notice then theres no real reason to remove you i dont think right
⛧usually siphoning any blood is grounds for removal.⛧
I mean Maybe for other tumors, but if its a person and we're chill thats different
Yeah so, the exorcisms DIDNT work But I think I just godtiered twice so it’s fine maybe Theres still demons but like I’m not drowning in them Thanks @todaysDreamer i owe you one
My head is ringing I have so much demon blood on me and I kinda dunno what's going on. Did what I could to protect people.
Literally all i can ask for, i think if i had to see even one more death in my lifetime i woupd lose my shit
if anaeone tells you magic aint real, imma hit em with the ICHORBLOOD BLAST!!!
https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/IMG_2544.png A G R E E D
< https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/IMG_2544.png > WHO THE FU
ok so the mission objective is to live
HELPME
Right okay no you probably need help. Need me over there?
https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/IMG_2546.png Y O U T E L L M E
Okay so holy water doesn’t do shit OR I made it wrong
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OH IM *SOOOOORRY* DO *YOU* HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR BANISHING SBURB DEMONS MADE OF NIGHTMARES AND YOUR DEAD FRIENDS FACES?????
Do exorcisms work on sburb demons And no I don’t mean the imps
Okay thank god
On today’s episode of “who the FUCK coded sburb and why is it so easy for shit to go wrong”
tell me about it
I thought this shit would be over when I made the new world, why are there literal demons attacking shit
what the fuck ok hang on thats worse than what im dealing with
Oop