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Alright. I've found the top 32 rated Halloween candy. In no particular order, I've matched them up. First pairing is: Milky way (Red reacts) VS Hot Tamales (Black reacts) Feel free to follow or Ignore #CandyBrawl
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finally got the audio program to work and slapped out the most busted fucking grease remix youve ever heard
Lowkey A thigh pillow sounds peak rn Take a fat fuckin nap on one
/><>Finally g0t 0n the damn app, ive been trying t0 make my internet w0rk f0r a while n0w z0 itz nice t0 have living c0ntact
titty postin time #nsfw #tittytuesday
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ friendship is magic and i am a seven foot bunny bot. not mutually exclusive and stupider things have happened. ₍ ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ₎ ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
y0u're lucky i read a little faster than i type.
knowing how import✦nt i will be in our ✦ttempt to bring b✦ck ✦ll this g✦me h✦s t✦ken from us...i h✦ve been thinking ✦bout the people th✦t m✦tter most to me. superch✦rging my hope, in ✦ sense. if you will ✦ll ✦llow me ✦ moment of sentiment✦lity, i would like to honor my m✦rrie. ✦fter ✦ lifetime feeling isol✦ted...set ✦p✦rt from the rest of the world...she w✦s my first friend. the first to tre✦t me ✦s ✦ person. she h✦s been...my guiding light. i will love her in ✦ny form. in ✦ny world. she is my he✦rt ✦nd soul. i will ensure this universe is everything we could dre✦m of. if for no other re✦son, then for her. ⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆
⛧because of my disregard for the law, i've been sentenced to get my head cut off! a clean cut matters not! GUILLOTINE! the world goes dark like someone turned the lights off! #lyricposting #violence⛧
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there's noth1ng qu1te l1ke feel1ng the breeze flow through my ha1r...1t's so 1nv1gorat1ng and truly g1ves me the feel1ng of be1ng free.
:33< furked up and evil meow
My head is ringing I have so much demon blood on me and I kinda dunno what's going on. Did what I could to protect people.
YEAAAAAAAAAAA KILL THAT BITCH
[ *A video is uploaded but the source is unknown!* ] [ *The perspective? Also really unknown, one would assume drone shots, camera feeds, spliced found footage of a city in absolute chaos, demons of all shapes and sizes causing havoc. Then, out of the blue, a bright flash of fire bursts into the chaos, and out comes a screaming spiral of weaponry. A familiar catgirl on an unfamiliar enough of an earth. She is donned in a mix of modern tactical and fantastical armor, both enscribed with magic runes from at least a few different universes. It shouldn't work, but it does. She starts off with the spear, rushing forward, a flash of green could be seen as several copies of her would manifest in the charge, mowing down several of the demons, before collapsing back down to one person, on full display, The Hour Hand unhinges chronology, splitting her into several spectral fighters once more that all split off, with the 'main' figure impaling the ground with the spear, creating a rune that resembles a clock around it. That'll keep the others going. She swaps to a few different weapons as she takes on the demon threat. The trusty baseball bat of hers, where she goes to town, CRACKING several demons hard enough to pummel them into oblivion, dodging, weaving in a series of flashes of white flame, before launching herself up in the air with one of the teleports. Given some level of coyote time, she will make several orbs of energy manifest around her, and will STRIKE them, sending the dozens of baseball-sized orbs of force out to heat-seek several fliers. Next, before she makes a grisly impact with the ground, she vanishes again, barrelling out of an alley in a full tilt sprint and carrying that momentum of falling, conjuring the relic weapon of a Knight of Locks. However much she is wearing that as stolen valor, she did get the spoils. The key-sword (not trademarked) is wielded with a lot more style and grace than she would like to admit, making clean strikes that clear out entire swathes of demons, mixing in some barrier magic as well as other magic she frankly is just using running off of pure instinct and not knowledge at the moment, sending out blasts of firey light and crackles of lightning. She has a wild look in her eye and has a manic laugh as she rips and tears. Eventually, a more brutish demon and some cohorts were going after some people, and she intervened, taking a hit, blocked by more barrier magic, but not fast enough to completely tank the hit, sending her flying and hitting the ground with a clatter, the fantastical weapon vanishing as well. With no better option, she grabs a fallen soldier's m60 and starts just fucking ripping into the big thing with bullets, resorting to using weapons she detests to get the job done, yelling. The feed ends there* ]
[ Then yes, the reality-hopping nuisance will have been going there, and has been likely fighting demons, unable to respond.]
I'll send over what I can. Should be at your front door in about a minute. Heavy ordinance guns as well just in case I don't use guns but they keep giving me them
my baba is you af rn
You can't hate and like that. Pick one.
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Hmm... #juniorcouldmake #demiboybadge + #hopefulbadges #somedelayexpected #meanwhile: #juniorbadgedyou!
cooool cool cool cool. cool. i think i should be allowed to kill people as a treat #violence
too involved too much risk of it being traced back to me that being said if she shows up and i see her im killing her on the fucking spot dont care if i get fired as fuck she can join the spilled milk #violence
for fucking real for real it reallie is not too much to ask at all and, yet.
Bats in my belfry and rain on my roof Even my teddy bear stays so aloof Flies that go walking on leashes so long Even my parakeet wears a sarong Sometimes, I wonder‚ but mostly‚ I don't I always say yes‚ but usually, I won't Elephants flying way off to the moon Even my sundial stopped at high noon Signs that say "quiet" and yo-yos on strings Ride on a carousel, grab the brass rings Aches that I feel on my windowpane Rolled-up umbrellas are out in the rain Foxes of Harrow‚ please stand in a line Tarzan's arriving on the 6:20 vine Mostly, I end up with egg on my face I can't keep the bulbs lit in my fireplace #lyricsposting
loving #dubcon where he whispers sweet nothings in my ear while i sob into the mattress #cnc #nsfwe
၄⋆၃ woah hes bisexual i didnt know that shout pole #referenxe
This thing fits in the palm of my hand How does a creature even get this tiny
The air crackles with... no wait that's just the sound of rice krispies
ᛝ If you wish to break One ᛝ ᛝ Or a curse is your Desire ᛝ ᛝ It offers its Service ᛝ ᛝ Feel free to Enquire ᛝ
ᛝ When purchasing Curses ᛝ ᛝ Or having them Broken ᛝ ᛝ The cost can be Split ᛝ ᛝ By those close to the Spoken ᛝ
oh. my condolences. i was lucky to get a good portion of my team and another we found still stuck in the game. i mean there’s also the ability to just leave that world and visit the stars too!
I know I'm old. I can't even take a well deserved nap on the couch without my back hurting.
Need a smoke break. #substances
:33 < i live in the woods by myself and murpurr poachers looking to kill the rare animals in it.
i love hearing about all the wacky hijinks goin on in other timelines
never gonna give u up! X3
Just realized I've already put in like nearly 45 hours into the binding of issac, and I've only managed to nearly complete this one character only because he's dumb easy to play as.
I wonder if I should start posting or either ramble about poetry, I know its not the most appreciated art around, but its there.
You May Have A Hard Time Doing So I Personally Dont Think Such A Being Exists Dear But I Wish You Good Luck With Doing So
gidget has decided to take residence on my chest. i will be in bed until he moves. this is wonderful
V^ Getting better but als0 bec0ming w0rse. Y0u w0uldn't get it. ^V
Its All Part Of Character Development Think About That This Is Concerning But I Can Assure You That Everything Get Better With Time You Just Have To Hold Your Ground
With That I Need To Maintain My Posting Streak Now That The Daily Post Has Been Made Good Morning Bitches And Of Course To Those Who Do Not Identify As Such How Are We All Question Mark
c< NO wOrries >c
༻ 𖤓 staring at the waning candlelight and i w☼nder ☼f all the little sparks and all the little dr☼ps ☼f wax which ☼nes burned the brightest and which ☼nes stayed c☼ld, even with all ☼f that warmth ☾ ༺
I do need longer knives.
I FIND IT HILARIOUS MOST OF YOU HAVE YET TO NOTICE CERTAIN THINGS ABOUT ME, UNLESS YOU ARE JUST IGNORING THE FUCKING OBVIOUS PURPOSELY, WHICH IF THAT IS THE CASE I APPLAUD YOU FOR KEEPING UP WITH THE BIT.
Seeing someone make a typo in a convo with Rori and knowing she'll slap my naughty pizza hands if I go in to make fun of them. I see you, Frame. I see your typo.
>:εε #pounc3grill3dch33s3 ~
c< yOu caN, yeaH.... put tHe dead 2 rest, aNd all >c
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hive from the club. naut a single perchon busted it down like they wasnt a firehose there but ig its naut about the dancin. bored now so imma throe on a movie
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:33 < i'm nyot insane. :33 < i'm a kitty!!
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