THE UNINHIBITED JOY OF NO PANTS, BIG SHIRT COMBINED WITH COMPRESSION SOCKS FOR LAZY NIGHTS. I AM COMFORTABLE, COZY, AND MELTED INTO MY PILE. THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I WAS MEANT TO LIVE MY POOR EXCUSE OF A LIFE. THIS IS TRUE EXISTENCE. OH, NOT TO MENTION I HAVE A SCENTED CANDLE GOING. FUCK YEAH.
YOU’RE A HUMAN, RIGHT? I AM ALMOST CERTAIN I HAVE EASILY ACCESSIBLE BIG SHIRTS FOR YOU. BUT ONCE AGAIN WE FALL INTO THE ISSUE OF I HAVE NO IDEA HOW EVERYONE IS TRADING THINGS SO EASILY. IF I FIGURE IT OUT I’LL SEND YOU A DOZEN.
well i can just sort of magically stop into another universe, and also i am always good to help someone out with a transportalizer so they can send things to people. i like being able to help!
OH, FUCK THAT’S COOL. OKAY. COME BY SOMETIME. I’LL GIVE YOU THE SHIRTS.
it's definitely safe for me to do that stuff. i've been doing it for years. i can even bring you a hot chocolate mix. you said you needed a hot beverage! maybe you figured yours out, but more couldn't hurt, right?

B33 < yeah nah theyre p safe B33 < i think an appearifier/sendificator would nyalso work but theyre kinda a pain in the ass by compurrison
I HAVEN’T FIGURED IT OUT YET. THAT SOUNDS GOOD. YOU COULD JOIN ME IN WATCHING “CRIMINAL MINDS”, TOO IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO.
oh that sounds nice. and i get all cozy too? yeah, i'm down!
NICE. LET ME TIDY UP MY HIVE A LITTLE. IT’S A FUCKING WRECK IN HERE.
i'll be there in a bit, i have a tin of this neat spiced hot chocolate powder i am more than willing to offer up!
