Ohdium Ofetor
@impertinentFrenzy
Cull Highbloods for fun. Never he bc I'm Him. Don't forget your potholderz.
o(〃＾▽＾〃)o A special thank you to @lolHec for her lovely outfit idea! I look pretty nice! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/97ffc142f0be.png
Too frilly. Too much loose cloth. Lots of simple points to clench @. This is why I don exclusively muscles-tees & vests. ..'side from this, it's.. Fine. I guess. W/e. Fuck you.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Σ・ ・( ω ﾉ)ﾉ Ohdium?! What's wrong?!
The ONE TIME I bet on horse-speed-contests, there's some upset, & now my pockets're lighter. Gfdi.
(⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) Oh poor thing... How much did you lose? I can pitch in and give you a bit of my boondollars I got from my kissing booth thingy earlier!
Keep your pity to yourself, loser. I'll figure out the money sitch on my own. S'nothing I've not done before.
˙˚ʚ(´◡`)ɞ˚˙ Okay ♥︎ But I'm here if you need it!
Typing this like you wouldn't be here even if I didn't need it. I'd liken getting rid of you to getting rid of ticks.
o(〃＾▽＾〃)o That's because I like you!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueh… i hate that ritchy rich guy… he gusucks..LIKE A SUCKER FISH!! EAT DIRT!!!
Chew the rich, spit em out, stomp on it.
Giving every one of you swirlies. Losers. Dweebs. To the fishies; the toilet WILL be filled with hot oil.
-=[what if i wantthe hot oil_☺]=-
I could sort something out. You'd need to don clown cosmetics though. Wouldn't feel right otherwise.
HAHAHAHA~ Better fuckin' pull my hair before dunking it back in~! Might as well try to enjoy ourselves because I'm going to rip the LOAD GAPER out of the FUCKIN' GROUND and beat you to death with it if you try~
Who're you? No seriously, who. I don't got time for nobodies.
HAHAHAHA~! You can see my SWAG and now you wanna come and give me all this DRAB~? I think you better TAKE A STEP BACK, because my HAND is itching to give you a SMACK~
Performing like one of those birds - peecocks, I think? Idk. I'd put money on you being just show, no bite.
HA~! What are you talking 'bout? Just love to RUN YOUR MOUTH? I can think of better uses for it~ Like BITING the curb before I FEED IT to you~
You sure? We could strife right now if you're thinking you could get me biting the curb. I'm not busy this week.
UNFORTUNATELY I am busy because I'm not a PATHETIC PETULANT SADSACK~ Buuuut I would LOVE to squeeze in an ASS BEATING THIS WEEK so SURE~~~
Sick, keep me posted. I'll try not to bruise you too much when we meet. Consider it some uncommon courtesy.
This is it ive 0fficially run 0ut 0f chitts
Smoking... #substance
Everyone stfu the Stoner Blood Drinker is #drugposting
｢gyaaa~~ ai-chan makes it so hard to be so doki doki for her... (-ε- ) megane-san is so in tsuki with her, but ai-chan can be such a baita-no! ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) megane-san gives everythingu for her!! megane-san goes to coup listening to her wriggles!! megane-san wears her happi every night!! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻ KYAAAHHHH!!! AI-CHAN FILLS ALL OF MEGANE-SAN'S QUADRANTS!! AI-CHAN AND MEGANE-SAN ARE XXXTREMELY COMMITTED!!! (≧ヘ≦ ) BAKANAI!!!!!!!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTES: ai-chan is a slut! i'm in love with her and she doesn't even take us seriously!]
I'm like not even kidding it's written in some prophecy "Neeiht or w/e needs to die"
WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO BLOW MYSELF UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm doing it right infront of you to change the course of your life fore\/er. #self-harm #(just in case)
Only thing I'd be bummed on is me not getting the opportunity to blow you up myself, loser.