♦ pitied by @impertinentFrenzy
ne\/er doubt the possibility of something terrible happening to you at any moment
its currentlie happenin i think
ZHEHAHAHAH! WE'LL SEE A8OUT THAT!!!!!!!!
ZHEHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! ATTENTION CHITTERERS! THE SOON-TO-8E QUEEN OF PIR8S HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!! >::::)
———Ψ thΨnk you'rƐ kΨnda crΨngƐ! Ψ do not want to talk to you! buh byƐ!——Ɛ
<Măn I'm glăd hĭghblŏŏds / dŏn't ĕxĭst. Mădĕ ŭp / by thĕ ĕmpĭrĕ? Fŭckĕd / ŭp, rĭght?>
Beføre yøu embarrass yøursełf any further in this thread, Gøregłe search the phrase “słant rhyme”.
<On*, ĕvĕn. Thĕ ĕvĕnĭng / ĭs rŏŭgh.>
<Eărly tŏ cŭpĕ ănd / ĕărly tŏ rĭsĕ> / <Lĕăvĕs ă trŏll sŏ / fŭckĕd ŭp thăt thĕy / dĭĕ>
im like 99% sure we cannaut say dis
sshe undersstandss. sshe hass been assked before, and the ansswer remainss the ssame - sshe sseess quite well, thank you
𓄀 This ain't it either. Him bein' a highbl⌖⌖d aint g⌖t n⌖thing t⌖ d⌖ with my ire. he's jʊst bein' a nʊisance. 𓂃 ོ☼𓂃
⚞ I cannot. For a variety of reasons. ⚟
:( dont yell @ mee
\\__I_think_I've_finally_found_my_limit,_turns_out_trying_to_clear_a_subgrub_in_one_day_may_be_beyond_me._I_did_manage_34_out_of_the_70_hives_at_least._but_now_I'm_going_to_go_collapse_peacefully._Wake_me_when_I_am_needed_to_serve_tomor...__\\
ah fuck.
Dinner~ It may be a little plain but its enough to sustain! Ha that rhymes~
[BEGIN MESSAGE] a11 due rezpectt. i wi11 n0tt be d0ing thiz. [END MESSAGE]
RAWR!awwww I'm so sowwy bestie. Ah ha ha noooo don't do that you're so hot <3XD!!!!!!
♡＼(￣▽￣)／♡ THE RESUME IS OPEN https://forms.gle/7b4zWqS5DaiERuL78
so, so (lose to 20k
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 think 𝙸 love you.
I ꫂ❁robably would!!! ❣︎
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ That's okay! Just watch me make the crab bush!
It kind of sounds like you hate fun ❣︎
Lol.
P3opl3 g3tting mad ov3r th3 a2k m3 2hit i2 2o lam3 bro 2orry your lif3 i2 2ad Nobody want3d to a2k m3 2hit 3ith3r it2 alright dud3 ju2t 2croll pa2t it
Gender is little m⚙re than a c⚙smetic ch⚙ice. Change it as y⚙u wish, just as I ch⚙⚙se t⚙ replace my flesh with the perfecti⚙n ⚙f the machine.
ヽ(*・ω・)ﾉ Okay! Then ONE hug! For 5 seconds!
one ♀ime ♀his girl ♀olDD me i was "kinDDa cu♀e bu♀ way ♀oo pa♀he♀ic ♀o wan♀ ♀o quaDD wi♀h" anDD ♀ha♀ s♀ill bounces arounDD my ♀hink pan some♀imes
(♡´𓋰`♡) ... Okay I got too lonely so I'm back here.
(￣ω￣;) What a scary five minutes of my life! Note to self: NEVER talk about your favorite types of things on people EVER!!
HAHAHAHA~! You can see my SWAG and now you wanna come and give me all this DRAB~? I think you better TAKE A STEP BACK, because my HAND is itching to give you a SMACK~
HAHAHAHA~ Better fuckin' pull my hair before dunking it back in~! Might as well try to enjoy ourselves because I'm going to rip the LOAD GAPER out of the FUCKIN' GROUND and beat you to death with it if you try~
｢𝖓𝖔𝖜 𝖎𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊, 𝖐𝖔𝖓𝖊𝖐𝖔-𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖓...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: koneko means little purrbeast.]
❀ܓ(｡◠ ꇴ ◠｡ ) I'm trying my best!! But I'm pretty bad at hating things!
ﾐ☆( *uωu人)+ﾟ Anything for you!
ヾ(＠^∇^＠)ノ You're probably right! But I'll protect you too because I care about you!
.unite with my dookiE
(๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) I mean, I can fight... allegedly. I think. I can't say I have the muscles to punch someone, but... I think I'm capable! I think! (ง •̀ω•́)ง✧ I can try my best!!
i'm JUST like naruto you don't know anything about me or anything about him you can't e\/en read and you're stupid and you smell like poopies. BELIE\/E IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the fuck did you just fucking type at me
who are you to sasuke uchiha of all people? NOTHING. NOTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE LI\/ING IN A DECAYING BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #horror #body-horror //ooc: im sosorry shes fucking. </3 so stupid.
sex raffle! :) https://chittr.ing/profile/gardenpupstic/8730d91b-831d-4223-853e-b3bcee2a86c1#reply-c53a04e6-17cb-4f23-bd9f-65a3594c21f6 #nsfw #suggestive
I'm sure you do. Jus⟡ like I do. I⟡ was ano⟡her yellowbl⚯d ⟡ha⟡ s⟡rapped me in⟡o ⟡he helm and a purple ⟡ha⟡ ⟡ore me ou⟡. Bl⚯d's no⟡ ⟡he be-all-end-all of chahahhaahharac⟡er. We all go⟡⟡a be careful our radicalism doesn'⟡ ⟡ip righ⟡ back in⟡o feeding ⟡he sys⟡em ⟡ha⟡ crushes us. ==⟢
>> Damn, fa¡r enough man 1o1
In hindsight, it probably looks a little unfortunate for THAT to be my last post before a multi-week Chittr break. Please be assured, nothing is ultimately wrong, my attention's just been elsewhere!
I Do Typically Fight Back, But I Am In A " Mood " Tolight. What A Shame.
"= siiiigh. ="
Working customer service can speed t[][]e process. Not[][]ing increases your disdain for t[][]e masses more t[][]an [][]aving to deal wit[][] t[][]e worst types of people wit[][] a placating smile.
(❛⺲❛⭑) (What is it with people being so weird about my faces...??) Well, at least I'm given more advice on troll courtship. Thanks anyway!!
(⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) ????????????????
Ɏ distra-a-acting from the horrors by posting a-a-a pic my moira-a-ail took of me. new-ish look? swa-a-apped out my weird robe-hoodie-thing for just a-a-a norma-a-al hoodie. idk how i feel a-a-about it, does it ma-a-ake me look fa-a-at? #photo [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/va-a-alselfie.png ] Ɏ
#nsfwe I†'s no† a kink or a fe†ish †o enjoy inspec†ing †he physiology and pa†hology of †rolls and humans. I† is no†. ☥he fac† †ha† i† would be implied is simply. Idio†ic. Moronic. S†upid. If i† were a kink, I would no† documen† i† as I do. Someone wi†h a kink would no† collec† i†ems of no†e from †heir subjec†s, †hey would simply ge† off on i† and ge† i† over wi†h. I† is en†irely differen†. [☥he res† of her ran† is much of †he same "I†'s s†upid and you are a s†upid idio† for implying i†." No† nearly as pu† †oge†her as her usual pos†s. Yes, i† does go on for a while.]
Hiring you for that would be counter to my ambitions. At least some of which are to not get punched. - MC Oleana
-=[ nobbody likka tha kaikka exccept krykka_☺]=-
>O+ tHIS POSt IS ABOUt WORLD OF GRUBCRAFt.
-=[ ihavent even met you x-)_☺]=-
(◕ ᴥ ◕) Sealed with Love: Blog #45390: Big Turtle Trouble 💘 (◕ ᴥ ◕) 🏹 dear lovers.... i bring to you terrible news. it seems like the cupid plots will have to simmer for a little longer! here's a piece of advice from your cupid expert, fraimi: sometimes trolls have hearts covered in stone. that just means you have to slowly chip away to get into the beautiful geode inside! but if you're dillydallying, you might miss your chance. who knows who else is excavating next to you! gueh... competition is always around the corner. unrelated -- the sealed with love blog might be going on a little bit of a hiatus! fraimi is making it her job to make everybody happy - while also juggling some important business... guoh... cupid work isn't easy work, as i'm sure you all know... but i'll be back soon! 💘 love fraimi, cupid expert (◕ ᴥ ◕) 🏹 https://i.ibb.co/7NY62sQY/sealed-with-loved.png
That2 what im 2aying. For3v3r 3mbarra223d by my kin.
Funny how folk who go around culling p3opl3 w3ak3r than th3m think that mak32 th3m 2trong. Com3 fight m3, and ill 2how you ju2t how w3ak you ar3.
pretty sure she started hitting the gym at Least a month ago judging by her strength. if she did so for the performance then i'm impressed
Pllease do not turn my post into a witticism exchange. Speaking to both of you.
🫧YOU THINK® I RUN ON PROMPTS©? LAUGHABLE! IN FACT. I™ WILL LAUGH™. HA®HAHA©🫧
࣪⊹₊˚{ + yet you replied to a 2 day old chit.... someones seeing <3<s four a cute girl!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I LXVE THE EMPIRE. I LXVE IT. - MC Oleana
[⚙︎ Fuckin' sore a|| over. No rest for the wicked. ⚙︎]
Hm. I think I'm even less interested in getting punched, if that's possible. - MC Oleana
-=[ i did x-)_☺]=-
-=[ hoor horhorhor_☺]=-
ok but l1ke. how d1d 1 fuck th1s up that bad lol. as 1f burn1ng my h1ve down wasnt some k1nd of cosm1c comedy enough now th1s??? fuuuuuuuck. there goes my plans for ton1ght
its more fun t)(is way. especially w)(en t)(at one troll SO VALIANTLY took t)(e fall for )(er friends w)(o in no way care w)(et)(er s)(e lives or dies.
@caligulasAquarium YXU ASTXUND ME, YXU KNXW THAT? TX THINK THAT SXMEXNE WITH SUCH A PERFECTLY SMXXTH THINKPAN EXISTS. NXNETHELESS CAN FUNCTIXN JUST WELL ENXUGH TX FILL XUT A DIGITAL FXRM. IT'S HXNESTLY BXTH A MEDICAL MARVEL AND A CRUEL PRANK XF NATURE. THIS IS A JXB APPLICATIXN. FXR BUSINESS PRXFESSIXNALS. NXT A QUADRANTS APP FXR LXNELY SEADWELLERS WITH TXX MUCH FREE TIME AND AN UNWARRANTED SENSE XF SELF-IMPXRTANCE, TX FIND A MESSY HXXKUP. THE XNLY REASXN I'M EVEN DIGNIFYING THIS "APPLICATIXN" WITH A RESPXNSE IS TX SHXW YXU THAT ACTIXNS HAVE CXNSEQUENCES. MAYBE IF I RUB YXUR SNIFF NUB IN IT LIKE A MISBEHAVING BARKBEAST, YXU'LL FINALLY LEARN YXUR LESSXN. BUT YXU WXULD PRXBABLY LIKE THAT TXX, WXULDN'T YXU? YXU'RE SICK. DX YXU KNXW WHAT JXB I'D GIVE YXU? FLACCISTANT WHIPPINGBXY XF THE WALKING INTX TRAFFIC DEPARTMENT. MAYBE THEN YXU'D FINALLY DX SXMETHING WXRTHWHILE. HXNESTLY, I'D LXVE TX SEE YXU IN THE XFFICE. JUST TRY AND SHXW UP TX MY WXRKPLACE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I DARE YXU. #NSFW BECAUSE YXU'RE NXT SAFE ANYWHERE NEAR MY WXRK, YXU REPRXBATE. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d3ab56b3e42.png - MC Oleana
I'm not sure that'd be a good idea, even if I could pull it OFF.
I don't know why, but...I seem to find myself running into Clown women a LOT. Very...large Clown WOMEN. In every sense of the WORD... #nsfw https://file.garden/aeE4hfGxABo1ErBx/BimboHiding.png
-=[ x///-) itts okayy i hvave caffien_☺]=-
-=[ ssoosll eep_☺]=-
⚇ dawg i have no idea what the fuck youre talking about ⚇
https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Abingy_3.mp4
⋆˚🐾˖°oouaaghhh they zhould pay me money 4 being a cute beaztie and a hot girl°˖🐾˚⋆
i have juzt checked y0ur pr0fi1e. underztandab- zzt. err0r. hm. i zee.
awhhhh fucK. aNyway Keep up with the good woRK BRo
ive returned back to my hive safely! :DD take that highbloods. >:D
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ aH YōŌōŌōU HaVe fAnGs sImIlAr 7ŌōŌōŌ MiNe... DōŌōŌō yŌōŌōŌuRs aLsŌōŌōŌ Ge7 In 7He wAy a7 7iMeS?...
oh / I guess that's where my physical limit is / goodnight
↘️this is completely indecipherable.↘️
I'm starting to suspect you're mocking me. - MC Oleana
This is... not eXactly what I intended... But I appreciate it. I guess. - MC Oleana
>> hmm, we11, ¡ hope you have mercy on me ડhou1d you ડee more of the th¡ngડ *¡* poડt about 1o1 ¡ th¡nk ¡'d be a b¡t of a hypocr¡te to judge h¡m
because its as good an excuse as any to be jigging and jazzing and juicing this joy for all the dance i can get out of it!!!!!!!
hooray!!! i love inspiring people to do stuff!!!!!!!!!! but youre allowed to dance even if youre going to be worse because..... dancing has no morality! do a worse guy dance. an evil guy dance. whatever makes you happy!!!!! or hateful??? :?
-=[ i would be a cute tamagatchi :-) put me on a kkeychain !!!_☺]=-
>>>((They)) don't want (You) to know this >>>(Every) drink is poisoned >>>((It's)) just meant to kill many sweeps later >>>(Covers) up any trace of wrongdoing
-=[ i can t :-) but im go8ing to stop reply8ing so i can cool down !!! ! :-)_☺]=-
-=[ HH YOYUU THINK IM F UN ?? :-)_☺]=-
-=[ I TGHNIJK SHE WANTS TO HURT ME ACTUA !LLY !! :-)_☺]=-
-=[ hhgh_☺]=-
what the ♯fuck did she ♯do to ♯allofyou are you ♯all ♯yearning at the same time or something ♯YUCK
HOW ABOUT NO
AM I NOT ALLOWED TO SCROLL THE TIMELINE AND MARK BAD POSTS AS BEING BAD POSTS WITHOUT BEING PLACED UNDER THE #PANOPTICON, FOR SHAME
c< avOidiNg.... replyiNg 2 everyONe uNtil waKe Next dusK >c
I swear the purpleblooded version of me doesn't represent me at all!
Al2o a nightly r3mind3r: If you d3cid3 you want to punch m3 cau23 I'm a highblood I can and will punch you right back
Some of you hhhave... hhh... scary hhhighhh kult/kull scores... I hhhhhh don't thhhink I'd do anythhhing but hhh. Um. Maybe freak out if I hhhit 10k. HHH
its nnot too hard.
+..@playfulPinniped is funny and I suppor♱ her and her services ♱ha♱ are available on her accoun♱ gueh (Φ ᆺ Φ)..+
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i don’t trust gyuu… (≖ ᴥ ≖) read your bio… (≖ ᴥ ≖) guhmph!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm… wait… i think i might’ve been scammed…
-=[ ohhh what a ppppaiinnn i forgot to upload my data onto a portable drive after setting up this new tower hehe oops :-) i fix_☺]=-
-=[ (⌒_⌒;)_☺]=-
>[I have a confezzzzzzion I wazzz meant to pazzz out like an hour ago, but I keep zzzeeing people I like zzzaying wordzzz and zzzo I am zzztill awake.]<
Y.o°u are literally n.o°t even red
Scary! ❣︎
𝑻𝒐 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒎 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 "𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔": 𝑷𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔, 𝒆𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎. 𝑨𝒔𝒌 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒃𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒌𝒆𝒆𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒔𝒂𝒇𝒆. 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒍𝒚, 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒔. 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔. 𝑼𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒔.
my back hurts. a little bit. but its ok. because i will make today a good day.
everybody loves gloom...
challenging the entire timeline to battle come get your ass kicking
II don"t thiink that iis very niice. =:[
hornypostings o<3r som3on3 just told m3 i should g3t a jooooob not gonna stand on that kinda insult, i got a job, its b3ing hot as fuck!
Your lusus suck me good through my jorts.
so ig i have a prison bf now bc i tried breakin up w him nd he got a tattoo of my naem???
"tell th1s one 1 l1terally cannot d1e 1n a way that matters, 1ve already tr1ed haha"
It was wort)( a s)(ot! 38D
I wis)( you cod join us, too! But I'll at least )(ave a good time before going to s)(ell. 3B)
It feels so strange having an off day. Normally if I have no work I just fall asleep at my desk till I am needed like some kind of troll automaton. But now...I'm just here. Just alone with my thoughts and the many MANY posts around here to observe~
I'll still offer my )(elp if t)(ere's anyt)(ing you ever need. We may not see eye to eye, but t)(at doesn't diminis)( t)(e care we )(ave for our people. 38)
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i cant keep getting ragebaited like this
haha. yeah. g00d t0 be 0ut f0r a bit th0ugh.
damn y0u w0u1d have hated me when i had the fucked up brain viruz thing.
Oh higher colors have tried! I walk into purpleblood's hives with little more than a broom, mop and hope and I'm still here~
𝄡 n,,,no? mu𝄽ic𝄽 a ho♭♭y 4 me, 𝄽ry 𝄂
^^(tW #Venting, #Violence)^^ ^^i keep finding more and more bodies in the forest tonight...^^ ^^this most recent culling Was hard on us all, it seems^^ ^^it's just part of mY Work, i knoW, but^^ ^^still^^^^
You better win, or I'm getting you revived so I can kill you myself.
~i’m not leaving my hive to settle a score vvith some pissblood. keep seething
You're an IDIOT then. It's the only LOGICAL way to react.
0_0 i dont know about allat…!! mrrrp… seems extreme!
Bro id w3ar you out 2o fa2t I dont 3v3n wanna h3ar it 🤣
Guess whoo loost an arm Just wooke up like an hoour agoo. [there is a phootoo oof a trooll in a hoospital bed with cast aroound his bicep, his entire foorearm is goone]
Yoou doon’t fucking- yoou doon’t get too leave me, yoou doon’t get too doo this, good, fuck, I’m soorry. I’ll calm doown. But I need adrenaline. I need yoou. Yoou’re the stroongest persoon I knoow and I need too foocus and pick apart soomething less coomplicated than girl drama.
If i'm Gonna get Shit talked I'd prefer To see It thank U
Someone called Me a Wriggler for Pointing out They might Be projecting Their insecurity By calling ME that. HA!