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@impossibleEnthusiasm

no la$t name. look at my bug$.

Blood: PurpleKult Score: 3459Kull Score: 556332 followers13 following
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@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: pazcie & i have been confirmed for shore |eave once we're finished in this system! input; statement: oh this is good news this is such good news! input; statement: i think this is the best thing to happen since becoming moirai|s with pazcie! />

Kult: +35
Kull: +5
Total: 40
Ratio: 7.00

ex¢ited to meet you :-)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@pearlescentPetals[PP]

💠~ Shore leave, huh? Shame I'm going to be waaaay too busy this time. ~💠

Kult: +15
Kull: +27
Total: 42
Ratio: 0.56

hey. i'm not exaggerating. if you do literally anything to ruin thi$ for them i'm. ...tagging in my boyfriend who'$ better at making threat$ than me @$moothOperator

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@pearlescentPetals[PP]

💠~ I literally said I'm going to be too busy to like, even bother planning anything. Chill out. ~💠

Ju$t ¢overing my ba$e$.

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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
@arcadianCatnip[AC]

:33 < *ac has a really extensive list of ships involving these two, but she thought she should start with her favorite* #earth-tships https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ede671e2a5fb.png

Kult: +117
Kull: +25
Total: 142
Ratio: 4.68

evvil and intimidatin skyhorse in the background could make this a honest masterpiece nep

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00
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Cuttle-y
Is it even possible for a fish to be this CUT-E?!
@clairvoyantGhostlight[CG]

what ab☽o☾at TWW☽O☾ ☽o☾f them! They can kiss’ ⋆˚࿔

Kull: +5
Total: 5

dont yaoify my god damn skyhorse

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Total: 10
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May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.
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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

is there a pro8lem here gentlemen

Kult: +5
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Total: 10
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a prawnblem or a pawblem. $in¢e thi$ i$ nepeta'$ thread.

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Chchow is your friend!
@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i meant tt0 p0zt tthiz ear1ier but n0w iz az g00d a ttime az any. z0me 0f y0u need tt0 zt0p and tthink a m0ment bef0re y0u zhare y0ur 10cati0n with z0me0ne. i zh0u1d n0t be ab1e tt0 zimp1y azk y0u f0r it. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +82
Kull: +55
Total: 137
Ratio: 1.49
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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i am a1z0 deep1y unzecure. tthiz iz tthe pr0b1em. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +7
Total: 7

yeah, i did. a¢tually type a whole thing about how the only rea$on i wouldn't $end mine to you i$ be¢au$e it'd run the ri$k of expo$ing an entire hidden town to the fleet, but then i like. felt bad for $aying $o???

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] exce11ent. z0 y0u underztand why pe0p1e zh0u1d perhapz n0t give me ttheir 10cati0n z0 free1y. [END MESSAGE]

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yeah. although mo$t people aren't, like. a¢tively harboring fugitive$ and $hit, $o. the fleet probably wouldn't ¢are. $till unwi$e. but i ¢an under$tand it.

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i underztand duzkie giving me her 10cati0n. becauze zhe iz juzt z0rt 0f 1ike tthat. i am ztrugg1ing a 1itt1e m0re with pe0p1e wh0 are ab0ut tt0 meet a mutant. f0r examp1e. it iz n0t even tthe f1eet a10ne tthat iz tthe pr0b1em. it iz tthe fact i have tt0 anzwer quezti0nz and i cann0t 1ie. [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +11
Total: 11

that'$. man.....

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] ap010giez. [ACTION:QUERY] y0u were n0t aware 0f tthiz? [END MESSAGE]

i wa$ not. yike$.

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@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: for the record, benjin input; statement: i have been coded the same way />

no, yeah, uh. i know. i'm $orry.

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<~If I covld transform into any animal I’d tvrn into a slvg Man I love slvgs~>

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@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] @imp0zzib1eenthuziazm [END MESSAGE]

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Total: 5

:-D

SSSSShe treatsssss her denizen with sssssuch a lack of care. Perhapsssss that wake up call will be what finally breaksssss the prince.

Kult: +37
Kull: +35
Total: 72
Ratio: 1.06

Ssssshut up.

I would figure you have enough on your plate, thorn knight.

I'm vibing, Sssssnakey.

You will find your attemptsssss to taunt me will not be asssss effective asssss thossssse you have usssssed them on in the passssst.

I'm not taunting you. I'm sssssaying hi.

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

STOP DOING THAT.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

i$ it like the equivalent of atta¢hing "horny btw" to the end of every me$$age or what? (horny btw) ((im not))

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Total: 5
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@canyouKeepit[CK]

curious. from what I've seen and gathered, people who were told of the "mass psychosis game" sgrub (or sburb?) and the dangers of it, still go and play it anyway. then they suffer consequences. but at least they still find time to chitt about it. Truly the website of all time.

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

no way @¢hillerAfi¢ionado look your name for that $hit'$ be¢ome nomen¢lature

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

what is the apples to inches ratio here?

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

ju$t ¢lo$e your eye$ and dream ba$i¢ally

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@twwiinAquariium[TA]

wwhy are you evven u2iin fruiit twwo mea2ure your2elvve2......

Kult: +20
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Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00

၄⋆၃ xause we are whimsixal and silly and full of joy hope this helps

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@twwiinAquariium[TA]

wwhat a 2tupiid rea2on..

၄⋆၃ yeah yeah and you have a better measurement system question mark the apples do their job well

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Total: 5

i don't know if they do, there'$ literally no $tandard for thi$. it'$ great though, i'm a big fan

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Total: 10
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@dedicatedEscritoire[DE]

𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I have some apples and an apple gun! The gun shoots apples it isn't made of apples. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽

Kult: +40
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Total: 70
Ratio: 1.33

a gun made of apple$ that $hoot$ apple$. ¢on$ider it.

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@dedicatedEscritoire[DE]

𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I think that would just make my hands sticky... from the apple juice? ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽

it'$ okay you ¢an be wearing glove$

Kult: +5
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@dedicatedEscritoire[DE]

𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Ohh that's smart! ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽

thank$ it'$ my one good idea for the perigee

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:> Oh ^re we doing bulge me^suring. Well you see I’m [REDACTED] [LOUD BIRD PASSES BY] [SOUND OF MECHANICAL SOLDERING] ^nd I think th^t cle^rs it up. <:

Kult: +55
Kull: +45
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.22

we're a¢tually doing height$ but like. hello purrbea$t $tyle. it'$ kinda ¢harming.

:> Oh, I know, I w^s kidding. I’m sever^l ^pples t^ll. A red kind. But not red delicious, those ^re evil. <:

you feel like a gala $ta¢k to me

:> Oh! Th^t’s ^ good kind, th^nk you. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ Wh^t kind of ^pple ^re you? <:

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oh man. i have no idea. my gut in$tin¢t wa$ like. golden deli¢iou$??? but i don't really like tho$e at all

:> You do not h^ve to be those. You c^n be ^ny ^pple you w^nt. Freedom. An^rchy. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ <:

wow...the world i$ my or¢hard

:> Orch^rd world! Choose from ^ny ^pple! Any color! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ <:

alright hold on let me try and open my third eye or whatever about thi$. ...m¢into$h