Benjin
@impossibleEnthusiasm
no la$t name. look at my bug$.
if ¢a$ i$ 5 apple$ tall i gue$$ i'm like. 5 and an extra $tem?
it'$ kinda ¢ute wat¢hing them al$o be ¢lo$e
Statistically high probability that only goes up with OUR proposed end game.
i've po$ted a ¢arpenter bee before. here'$ a ¢arpenter ant
i$ it ju$t me or i$ talking about kidnapping (#n$fwe, kink $tyle) a ¢razy re$pon$e to people apparently getting fr abdu¢ted en ma$$e tonight
repo$ting my fat a$ fu¢k dad who i love. ignore my ¢ute moirail $he i$ not my fat fu¢king dad
8OTH YOUR DAD AND YOUR MOIRAIL ARE VERY CUTE !!
nevermind it wa$ re¢en¢y bia$ what i'm a¢tually great at i$ po$ting meaningle$$ bull$hit that get$ me pitied
thi$ ex¢hange made me go ba¢k and find the po$t i made about it at the time and. wow the anxiety i$ palpable in there. i really thought $omething wa$ gonna happen to me if i had a fa¢e
Gonna b3- hon3-st, king I don't 3-v3-n know what I'm m3-ant to b3- pouncing on h3-r3-. "Am I pitiabl3-" ? Y3-ah kinda.
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not wrong. a bit out there, maybe. ju$t felt a little above me, that'$ all
i'm $o good at only making original po$t$ in the middle of the day when i'm feeling exi$tential
i love to remain bli$$fully unaware of thing$ per$onally
I wish that was me... I wish I could know nothing ever..
i $hould put like. word $ear¢he$ on the ¢eiling or $omething. give my$elf $hit to do when i'm ju$t lying here awake
you go through enough ab$olutely horrifying $hit a$ a kid and you kinda lo$e per$pe¢tive on how bad $ome of the $maller inju$ti¢e$ were broken arm v$ broken finger type deal. like. ohhh right i'm $uppo$ed to have none broken bone$ whoop$ie
i $houldn't have po$ted thi$ a¢tually thi$ too vulnerable pump the brake$. i don't know why i $aid thi$
i get the di$tin¢t feeling that $omeone $omewhere ha$ de¢ided to do $omething very bad to $ome other me. well, anyway$--
yeah don't worry about it te¢hni¢ally it already happened
i think a different me would $till be me. ju$t like. different.
half the u$er$ on thi$ $ite are the $ame, like. 30 people on repeat. are ¢lone$ really that mu¢h of an event?
hey guy$ do you promi$e you would keep letting me blend into the ba¢kground if did more than re¢hitt bug$ and talk $hit about ¢lown$ be hone$t
i don't plan to do more than tho$e two thing$ i'd ju$t like to be prepared
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maybe i'm the ¢razy one but i don't think another me would $hake me that mu¢h. feel$ like it'd be "$ure thi$ might a$ well happen" $ort of $ituation, hone$tly
If it's a babysitting mint chocolate chip situation, you guested it, I'M YARTZING.
i don't know how mu¢h the $emanti¢$ matter here but the only grown man i have to grub$it i$ the one i unfortunately ¢ho$e. mo$tly i ju$t want to make $ure that if he $ay$ anything too ¢on¢erning it doe$n't $¢are anyone too bad. whi¢h to be fair. v would probably be better at. but i did al$o kind of want to $ee me.
make$ me really happy to $ee ¢a$per goofing off and being $o beloved for it. that'$ like. one of my guy$. y'know? :-) i'd die with that mu¢h $potlight on me per$onally but. i'm happy for him
junior i felt bad for being $ar¢a$ti¢ at you and then i ¢ame ba¢k and realized my $ar¢a$m wa$n't even obviou$ i feel like i need to put thi$ badge on a$ like. a walk of $hame.
no no don't worry, i get it, it wa$ ju$t. it wa$ a little ironi¢, i $aid in the po$t i ¢ouldn't handle the $potlight and then you handed me the verified badge, y'know? i thought it wa$ funny. that'$ all. ...i'm letting my$elf get really flu$tered over a ¢onver$ation with an autore$ponder. junior i think i might be poorly $o¢ialized
thank$ junior. i do tho$e thing$ i ju$t $tarted late. work in progre$$.
$ome of you $eem ¢onfu$ed $o here'$ my under$tanding real ¢a$per (our ¢a$per) (the real and true and only ¢a$per to me) i$ never going to play the game that kill$ people be¢au$e the ¢a$per($) that did made it $o the end
7eah that’s what i got. there are a billion timelines where he does and he dies, and we want to avoid that
don't even think it'$ a want at thi$ point $ound$ like they already did the heavy lifting. it'$ not gonna happen end of di$¢u$$ion the end hit the $hower$
reall7? that “if 7our (as pla7s sgrub, he’ll die” thing at the end didn’t sound like a “so ever7thing is good” t7pe senten(e to me
idk read kinda like a "$o everyone $top fu¢king telling him he'$ de$tined for it" to me
heh. bug$* in my bed :-) (*mate$prit$ the bug$ are my mate$prit$ they are a$leep and ¢uddling and it'$ ¢ute and they are my bug$)