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My temples are beginning to develop divots from the frequen€y in whi€h I have to rub them in resigned despair at my worthless subordinates. €an a €hiropra€tor even help with this? It's pra€ti€ally the employed version of headphone dent.
WHY I$ EVERYTHING A "DI$ORDER" OR A "$YNDROME". WHY CAN'T I JU$T HAVE NORMAL RAPID MOOD $WING$ THAT RUIN MO$T OF MY RELATION$HIP$.
HE PUNCHED ME AND IT FELT LIKE A LOWBLOOD BOILING $PECTACLE EVENT.
$AY$ THE CLOWN. GO MURDER A RU$TY OR $OMETHING, MAN.
ME AT THE GATE$ OF TROLLHALLA: $O WHAT CLOUD THE PIERCED INDIGO THEY/THEM$ ON? THE MIRTHFUL ME$$IAH: GTFO!!!!
My legisla€erators will be in tou€h.
☼ I don't think that would make Rarity very happy, now would it? She loves us all just as we love her. ☼
☼ I am so glad that you find somepony that resonates with you, but please understand, we don't condone nor desire harm towards other ponies. Ponies are friends; our friends. And Rarity is a wonderful friend. Trixie is also quite the treat. I do enjoy her shows! ☼
#RarityShouldKillTheOtherHoofbeastsWithHammers!!!
Lik£, rarity is lik£ th£ B£ST. Lik£ you lik£, dont g£t h£r lik£ I do, lik£ OMG. ;P
BEEN WATCHING MY LITTLE HOOFBEA$T WITH CORVOE AND MALBRO. MY FAVOURITE I$ RARITY, $HE $HOULD BE ALLOWED TO KILL THE OTHER HOOFBEA$T$ WITH HAMMER$.
Lik£, loud r£chitt!!! Lik£, LOL.
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It's pride month, @asanineTemptation. You know what that means.
HUH? WHAT? DO YOU WANT U$ TO DEVELOP LIKE, GAY PLANET$? WHAT??
It's always "Bulge, bulge, bulge" with you people. Never "Job".
Lik£, b£ach photo from my lik£, most r£c£nt offic£ trip! Lik£ totally lik£, thank you to all my lik£ favourit£s who lik£, t£nd£d to my n££ds lik£, as usual lik£, LMAO. Also lik£ a big thank you to @gangstasCrossbon£s for b£ing lik£ totally lik£, on£ of my favourit£ lik£ trolls lik£, ATM. <3 Lik£, totally lik£, way too kind!!! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/b£achvo£.png
Concluding #bucketsmashorpass for the night. I will never apologize for being who I yam.
Who is the Felt employing these days? Thank you, though.
Lik£, HAH. Lik£, go on? Lik£ do t£ll. Lik£, OMG.
I've learnt that there are €ertainly better ways we €ould be €ondu€ting ourselves around the offi€e.
Lik£, any id£as at all?? Lik£, HAHA.
I lik£, totally might b£ lik£ th£ b£st lik£ £mploy££ lik£, £v£r lik£ OMFG. Lik£, LOL!!!<3
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Happy pride to trans women and trans women of color, asexuals, and all other sexualities looked down on and ostracized by the community. #pride #LGBT #fuckyouifyoureantiequality #ibitetransphobes #ibiteacephobes
Just wat€hed "Wherein a €on€upis€ently Repressed Legisla€erator Hires a Re€ently Institutionalised Lowblood Assistant; She €ondu€ts Several Instan€es of Self-Mutilation; He Loses Fo€us and Begins a €onsensual Workpla€e Relationship; They Bond Over Appropriate €orporal Punishment for an Inadequate Employee, in €onjun€tion with Budding Flushed Feelings; One Instan€e of Bondage Similar to the Signless' Restraints; One Instan€e of Hoofbeastplay; €ontinued Instan€es of Impa€t Play Surrounding Sitbulbs; Four Instan€es of Self-Pailing, One Being Onto Another Troll; an Ex-Matesprit is Introdu€ed and Promptly Fridged, Sin€e the Lowblood Has Outgrown His Lukewarm €oupling; She is Fired Be€ause of The Legisla€erator's Fear of His Feelings; Ending With a La€k of a Wedding, Prolonged Waiting, One Instan€e of Involuntary Waste Disposal, and a Final Red €oupling on an Indoor Lawn Ring." on my Head of TR's re€ommendation. It was satisfa€tory. #nsfw
Im lik£, totally lik£ a #t£amskull grunt now lik£, LOL!!! Lik£, totally lik£, so £xcit£d about this lik£, OMFG. Lik£, I lov£ having such lik£ wond£rful and hot and lik£, aw£som£ trolls as my lik£, boss£s lik£, LOL. Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, my boss£s ar£ lik£, totally so cool and lik£ th£ b£st lik£ £v£r lik£, OMG!!!<3 @gangstasCrossbon£s
That's legal too. You just have to deal with the consequences.
ii am not goiing two liie II don't know whiich look2 more awe2ome, you or the grub.
Please feel free to use the "homosexual" queue when lining up to relinquish your possessions to the Empire. It will move qui€ker, and €ost only a few Boondollars more.
€ongratulations on the "Pride Month" to every human who feels the need to €elebrate. Understand that €lemti & €o. Planetary Development will seize, raze and repopulate your planet regardless of it or your sexuality. #Equality
FOR #PRIDEMONTH I WILL BE CHANGING MY COMPANY’S LOGO TO RAINBOW COLORS AND I WILL BE 20% WOKER.
I Think I Will Continue To " Drive Him Up A Wall" Until He Drives / Me / Up A Wall. #suggestive #nsfc
Every Post I've Seen From You So Far, " Fire ".
Ɏ this is a-a-a fucking inca-a-anta-a-ation this would kill me if you sa-a-aid this to me Ɏ
[ >#BARS_ ]
Sales better skyro€ket after I let you post this, Heynna.
I Think I Deserve A Drink, Actually. #substances
WHO3V3R P1T13D MY L4ST CH1T GO TO SUP3R H3LL R1GHT NOW
testing my regex!
We are a€tually in agreement on this point.
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Lik£, so tru£ OMFG. You lik£, look so good, lik£, OMG.
i wish i was / anywhere near that fashionable
I HAVE *GOT* TO $TART $HOWING UP TO WORK MORE OFTEN?
Issue #715 of "Alternia's Greatest", the magazine show€asing the best of Alternian work ethi€, has given a front-page feature to two valuable heads of department at €lemti & €o. Planetary Development. €ongratulations, @ardour€orvidae @infeli€itousFreak I hope the rest of the €ompany €an follow in your lead. https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7€6GgbtB/pRETTY_tROLOLMIZER.png
YE$ FROM THE WRIGGLER BOOK $ERIE$?? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLANNING???
Lik£, LMAO. Lik£, what do you lik£, n££d that for??
Sigh....whenever I L{}{}k At My Beautiful T{}wn K{}dzw{}ll{}p, It Makes Me Want T{} Cry.... {}f J{}y! #pr{}speria #k{}dzw{}ll{}p #swag #y{}l{} https://file.garden/aelvjgrzyyz0nkru/k{}dzw{}ll{}p.png
my..... moirail.. .... sent me a super hard quiz..... .. .. ... https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbtB/ritsun%20troll%20hand.png
The phones are always open (€harges apply).
I AM *ALWAY$* $AYING THI$. ANYWAY$ I MADE A COPY OF CLEMTI'$ OFFICE KEY, MEET ME OUT$IDE OF THE TORTURE DEPARTMENT IN 20 MINUTE$ WE CAN HEI$T UP.
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This pra€ti€e is endorsed by the €ustomer Servi€e Head herself.
I'M NOT $ORRY, BUT ALL HUMAN FOOD LOOK$ LIKE KAY'$ COOKING TO ME. HTTP$://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=HLVIVAY3VWO
Lik£, LOL! Lik£, so totally tru£!! <3
This message is endorsed by the TR Head themself.
All I'm saying is that my employees are s€reened for li€e twi€e a day during the de€ontamination portion of the €lo€king-in-and-out pro€ess. They are purged from the €ompany if they are found to be harbouring any.
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[⚙︎ Did they try to upse|| you on fang caps ⚙︎]
NO WAY, I GOT MY JACOOB'$ LADDER DONE HERE.
I saw a cholerbear there once
I WANT 20 THOU$AND HOE$ AND THEY ALL GOTTA BE EMO.
YO, YknOw what's reallY hOt? Stud pIercIngs On the tOngue. LIke damn, YO, lemme run MY tOngue Over that shIt FFrFFr #suggestIve
Lik£, promis£ youll apply?? ;]
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