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[he/him] idk i do odd jobz moztly web and tech zhit no im not good at it

Blood: RustKult Score: 750Kull Score: 8727 followers6 following

actually anyone who interactz with me getz their pfp printed and put in the jar

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Total: 140
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anywayz jar time

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| wait. what. no. do not.

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>>| wait. but .i have multiple .avatars. .are you going to put them .all .or just .one?

all of them probably how/why do you do that anywayz

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| magic.

magic goez in the jar too

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>>| you can't put my server .into the jar. .it .is my property.

property iz theft buddy

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>>| .i won't let you take my server. .it holds .everything .i have .on chittr. .including visitor counter banner.

zry jar

anyone who makez me mad getz their pfp printed out and put in the jar

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guezz what guyz thatz right zpam cube again

zipz my drink. anywayz. im juzt gonna ztay in my bazement.

and no one even looked at the follow up zad

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kidding. were that you all could be zo lucky

my joke definitely didnt land zo i zhould probably kmz today #cw-zelf-harm

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iprobably will S3(

thatz zad

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Oh. Neither can I. I am giving you a sympathetic gllance, but not a pat upon the back for that woulld be perhaps too Intimate

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phew!

y3ahSorry S3(

youre kind of really pathetic huh

y3ahprobably S3( ig3t that alot

i feel like if i kicked you down you would juzt ztay on the floor and apologize for gettin in the way of my zhoe :/

wowthat SoundS pr3ttym3an but y3ahyou ar3 probablyright S3(

crazy zhit

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honeztly eating a brick of zpam waznt az bad az u might xxxpect would do it again

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maybe im ontologically evil

160+ of you online and none of you are pozting anything interezting ok then

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you rezponded to my pozt bruh

ill concede thiz. zure. theyre interezting. not good though

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i would have known. in my puzher

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꒰ive had good ones but its been an off night tonight tbvfh the amulet one got me dazed and confused꒱

ohhhh the amulet httpz://media1.tenor.com/m/kmBxxVo27Po0AAAAd/willem-dafoe-american-pzycho.gif

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✨🍭🕷️ are we abt to kiss rn 🕷️🍭✨

no

✨🍭🕷️ PHEW 🕷️🍭✨

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꒰ion even own an amulet dude but Somehow the amulet wrote that chit꒱

✨🍭🕷️ that was scary 🕷️🍭✨

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i need to be punizhed for being alive and thatz why i want zomeone to kick me hard enough to break my ribz #violence #zuggeztive

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i love waking up and immediately azzaulting my pan with caffeine, zalt, and zcreenz

goodlight im about to have zome crazy fucking dreamz

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꒰he'll be there https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/moultingweaner.jpg꒱

the moulting weaner............. i know him

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downing an energy drink and then immediately going to zleep

oh fuck even the wire iz buzted theze headphonez are probably dead in the water

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꒰have you tried that one weird thing where you contort the wire in weird ways until it fixes itself because thats what im doing with mine꒱

conzidering the rezt of the thing iz being held together by duct tape i think itz juzt time. gotta have a viking fucking funeral for thiz piece of garbage for holding out zo long. true goddamn warrior

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꒰it will go to vahallah for the fight it put up . godspeed you absolute madlad꒱

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zayonara you piece of garbage hardware

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꒰it had a warriors death꒱

꒰ive never watched The Boys . call me when they make The Girls #feminism꒱

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men are zo performative theze dayz, i zay at the theatre

it kinda zeemz like the other azzhole chudz here all have like a nice well meaning guy that followz them around everywhere like a lozt dog when do i get one of thoze

im a victim of zyztemic violence can ppl ztop making fun of my boyzlop and my zpamcube

eating a hunk of raw zpam with a plaztic fork and knife

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꒰im always saying this .꒱

why are highbloodz alwayz treating my ztruggle mealz az quirky funny hahaz

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꒰yoyre right i lied im not actually eating raw spam right now . i am still drinking the slop i chitted about a few hours ago raw spam is still really good though꒱

ok

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