@inimitableErsatz
[he/him] idk i do odd jobz moztly web and tech zhit no im not good at it
really? no argumentz? you guyz juzt accepting that one?
i think all tealz are predizpozed to having zmall bulgez and thatz why theyre the way they are
i feel like ztarting zhit
be honezt when you guyz read my poztz do you juzt zee ryuko matoi or are you imagining what i might look like
ohi thought thatyour profil3 pictur3waS you S3(
keep thinking that itz flattering
ohokay i will S3)
what im getting at iz that i dont actually have a jar
ohuhm that iSgood to h3arhaha S3)
im not that grozz
y3ahi am glad S3)
wouldnt it be fucked up if i really did have a jar like u guyz laugh abt it but then one day i roll up with a picture of a dizguzting jar with ur pfpz zuzpended in dried red liquid ... i feel like #nzfw iznt enough of a tag for thiz
S3(
Interesting.
junior you dont wanna zee thiz one
Hmm.
oh no no junior no
\ ? >< ? /
actually anyone who interactz with me getz their pfp printed and put in the jar
anywayz jar time
>>| wait. what. no. do not.
>>| wait. but .i have multiple .avatars. .are you going to put them .all .or just .one?
all of them probably how/why do you do that anywayz
>>| magic.
magic goez in the jar too
>>| you can't put my server .into the jar. .it .is my property.
property iz theft buddy
>>| .i won't let you take my server. .it holds .everything .i have .on chittr. .including visitor counter banner.
zry jar
anyone who makez me mad getz their pfp printed out and put in the jar
guezz what guyz thatz right zpam cube again
zipz my drink. anywayz. im juzt gonna ztay in my bazement.
and no one even looked at the follow up zad
kidding. were that you all could be zo lucky
my joke definitely didnt land zo i zhould probably kmz today #cw-zelf-harm
iprobably will S3(
thatz zad
Oh. Neither can I. I am giving you a sympathetic gllance, but not a pat upon the back for that woulld be perhaps too Intimate
phew!
y3ahSorry S3(
youre kind of really pathetic huh
y3ahprobably S3( ig3t that alot
i feel like if i kicked you down you would juzt ztay on the floor and apologize for gettin in the way of my zhoe :/
wowthat SoundS pr3ttym3an but y3ahyou ar3 probablyright S3(
crazy zhit
honeztly eating a brick of zpam waznt az bad az u might xxxpect would do it again
maybe im ontologically evil
160+ of you online and none of you are pozting anything interezting ok then
you rezponded to my pozt bruh
ill concede thiz. zure. theyre interezting. not good though
i would have known. in my puzher
꒰ive had good ones but its been an off night tonight tbvfh the amulet one got me dazed and confused꒱
ohhhh the amulet httpz://media1.tenor.com/m/kmBxxVo27Po0AAAAd/willem-dafoe-american-pzycho.gif
✨🍭🕷️ are we abt to kiss rn 🕷️🍭✨
no
✨🍭🕷️ PHEW 🕷️🍭✨
꒰ion even own an amulet dude but Somehow the amulet wrote that chit꒱
✨🍭🕷️ that was scary 🕷️🍭✨
i need to be punizhed for being alive and thatz why i want zomeone to kick me hard enough to break my ribz #violence #zuggeztive
i love waking up and immediately azzaulting my pan with caffeine, zalt, and zcreenz
goodlight im about to have zome crazy fucking dreamz
꒰he'll be there https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/moultingweaner.jpg꒱
the moulting weaner............. i know him
downing an energy drink and then immediately going to zleep