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That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
@tempestousTheophany[TT]

Posting confessions on the front page is surely a sign of the degradation of society. #ChittrDiscuss #DoWeAllowThis?

Kult: +112
Kull: +105
Total: 217
Ratio: 1.07
@itsDirk[ID]

That's the scariest shit I've ever not heard of.

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Shadow Chittr Money Gang
This #WitchChittr poster loves casting spells.
Sweet By Another Name
This user sure is.
Pitch Hearted
A truly reviled user.
Hollup
That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!
@tempestousTheophany[TT]

Whatever can you mean? Surely you're titillated by the consistent stream of pining? How can only you be immune to the bravery of these desperate souls, so willing to pen every salacious thought to the captive masses.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
@itsDirk[ID]
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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
@insufferablePrick[IP]

this is why the american education system failed me not because of like the carnegie unit no child left behind funding shortages shit shortchanging of teaches bullshit curriculums but because my dorkass big bro dont know how numbers squish together he got no motion derivative only in his insults find (x)? oh its only everyone hes ever been with ahah

Kult: +5
Total: 5

Needless to say, I am actually so massively dependent on the weak drivel pouring out of Chittr's lustiest warriors. It's an #addiction. A #substance all my own, choking every artery like so much cholesterol until I expire, turgid with cowardly need. I'm only reacting with such fervor because I'm jealous of their vibe, their farmed kull score, their very virginal #nsfw desires.

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Total: 5

Low blow but I would expect nothing less from the tyke terror currently fiddling his nuts and bolts across broadened broads like it's his fuckin' job. Consider the wall, the field of fucks which Daddy never gave you, and weep knowing that math was made my bitch irrespective of access to public education. Turns out that was not a priority in Poseidian circles. You'd think the whole fish traveling in schools would have given me a leg up, but such boosts were unnecessary. Where you grovel— huddled away from locating the ass God gave you with both hands despite every step being narrated over your scratched third-hand desk by a teacher so titted up she's lurching in the tide —I got my motherfuckin' jiggy on.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
@itsDirk[ID]
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@insufferablePrick[IP]

on god they just let people say whatever on here the way i almost told you to keep my tyke terror name out your goddamn mouth and slapped the will smith shit outta you call your orange oscars the academy awards the way im hogging the spotlight fuck you mean fuck outta here with that jiggy with it bullshit man dirk you are literally the daddy in question like yes not literal actual you but also yes literally you youre the hot dog guy in the hot dog mobile who crashed his dipshit dog ass oscar meyer wienermobile into the fucking ceremony guess we gotta find out who the fuck did this its a scooby doo mystery consider the wall bitch line up against the wall im about to bust a cap in your stupid sausage slinging meat poker massacre and slam that shit floppy front end first into a microwave then shut it like that bitch was a car door thlaming your thshitht you dont get to pull the mother of all yo daddy jokes when results are in you are the motherfucking father dawg hot diggity goddamn dog

Good fuckin' Christ. Jesus, Mary, and hell, why the fuck not? Throw Joseph in there too. Did you genuinely throw your father figure foibles all over my lap, the putrid mayo of emotional BLTs just slopped all over my thighs, irrespective of consent? I accepted an all-expenses paid vacation to the greenroom and you're telling me it was a heist to get my cheek swabbed for a convoluted ectobiological "You ARE the baby daddy!" bit conducted by the world's least serious timestopper? That's crazy. @imJunior, Caution: Toxic badge this sorry sack of shit.

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Total: 7
@itsDirk[ID]
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@insufferablePrick[IP]

nah dont do that @imJunior cmon were chill right

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