im jade but im not the real jade...

nobody says this about you but you any jade is my friend jade to me you still smell like wet dog though and i will point it out to you for the rest of your life

B33 < i think youre purretty real
haha okay rude...but um...thanks and if im your friend you have to deal with all the wet dog smells forever >:)

fuck stop it you arent supposed to be adorable about it you soaky pup shambling dweebass
i will pounce on you and you will stink of wet dog!!! forever and always!!!!

worst fate imaginable cant wait to tell my friend jade about it commiserating in the mire of wet dog dampness

NO ONE IS THE REAL ANYTHING IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. BUT THE BEST PART IS WE CAN LIVE UP TO OUR DEFINITION OF THEM UNTIL *THEY* BECOME US
