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@magicianChartreuse[MC]

Does anyone else smell anything kind of burning-y?

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youre having a stroke

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Aw fuck.

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sorry i know i shouldnt have pressed the popcorn button but how was i supposed to know the right time i dont listen for the pops and my sense of smell is useless unless a bitch practically fork wall outlets my nostrils

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HOW DO YOU POSSIBLY BURN POPCORN...

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What if they made glass microwaves so you could see inside them?

u2iing the popcorn button wa2 an unforgiivable mii2take. One know2 the demon2 who program2 the thiing2. 2ometiime2 you have two 2triike fear iinto them and make them buzz viiolently two 2how them who ii2 bo22. waiit what wa2 II 2ayiing? riight popcorn, u2e a motherfuckiin' kettle 2tyle cooker. you'll thank me later or end up wiith burn2 all over your2elf iin whiich ca2e you wiill probably not thank me, but the re2ult wiill be worthwhiile, and u2e coconut oiil, but not the kiind that ha2 2hiit iin iit

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shit at baking call that dookey ass stuff poopcorn extra butty

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@insufferablePrick[IP]

that wouldnt work the glass would melt and hurt my fingers plus gamma rays or whatever i dont want to be the insufferable hulk im just dave

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they make coconut oil with shit in it is it like the coffee bean poop cats or something else