TRUFFLE.
@irrationalIllogicality
Wanted to see how the barbarian species interacts. First thoughts? Not impressed She/her
Aight I'll do the list first. Fellas I did SBURB with edition, even the folks who don't got a Chittr #smashorpass @agnosticAbodement Obvious smash, I love my wife very much <3 @rataplanCacophony Pass, not because he's not cute or nothing he's VERY cute, but because it don't feel right to smash. @irrationalIllogicality Smash, she is VERY stronk and I'd like her to carry me. @galacticMystic Pass because he's my brother, but if he wasn't also pass because he's not my type. No offense Andy. @floweringDecomposition If you weren't such a dick, Smash. I like weird freaky alien clown stuff, but you tried to kill us all so Pass. I think those are all the folks I did SBURB with who got Chittr sooo for the folks who don't got Chittr... Stimee - Pass, do not the cat. Scilla - Smash, have smashed, very good smasher, would smash again if given the chance Zegama - I would Smash actually. He's very handsome and got a fuckin' nice bod. He would crush my bones though so it's a very risky Smash. Chenoa - Smash, but a very gentle friendly smash. Girlie been thru a lot. Hana - Also a very gentle Smash. Very good hugger. Hash - No comment. This is just for my own personal enjoyment, I know some of you folks won't get it or even know me, so just pay no mind to it. #nsfw
HOW TO KEEP GAY TWINK LOSERS OUT OF YOUR SHIT.
Motherfucker cracks those like how I crack your mother, give her the only pleasure she's had in years
Anyways twinks are easy to obliterate just pick them up and break their back Bane style, like seriously its jusy that ez. I've done it like 5 times already.
See were it any other twink I'd consider that a viable option. But I like this one.
Then the fuck are you doing with that twink. Like fr if you aren't gonna break him or fuck em I'll do it.
Touch a hair on his head and I'll scalp that mullet off your fucking skull. #gore
hi aleins!!!! im truf and im a big bad lady with big ol biceps hur dur but im super into knittin for kittens and eatin sweet cute pastries and stuffs >.< o gee i thunk truf is wakin up actually eermm
-=[ KNNITTEN FOR KITTENSS_☺]=-
You're lucky I'm too exhausted to think of a good threat right now. Fuck man.
／l、 （ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l ~ヽ じしf_,)ノ
concept: your eyes widen as their pace becomes frantic trying to push themself over the edge "are you ready to be a single mother?" they snarl (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, breeding kink, #rankworks, no protection, still working on the breeding fic but i like this quote, humans!, humansona, pitchslop, blackrom coded, i learned so much in breeding class the other night, i love humans, archive rating: M)
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There is no room for confusion I'm just straight up flaying you. Do I need to add the tag? #violence?
Bitches and bitchettes (men), the greatest thing to touch your sorry excuse for a culture has arrived. Offer up your lives and I might be so kind as to not gut you losers on sight. #violence
Who the fuck are you? Old-ass man talking like he knows me. You do grunt work or something?
....oh fuck. Uh. Well shit. Gotta explain this. So your friend Sami? That malnourished twink who sometimes stinks (hopefully good) Yeah Im him from the future, from an alternate universe probably too.
Oh. Oh shit. What. I uh. Wow. I worked at a record shop? Man that sounds. Really cool. How'd he die?
No, we /met/ at a record shop. I rambled to you about how the Government is bullshit, and a week later he died. Heard his dad hit him over the head with a bottle a bit too hard during a "friendly strife". Drunken fucker's facing charges for filicide.
Oh. Yeah. I. I remember that. Don't ask me how I remember, spacey shit we'll leave it at that. But yeah. Gladd Mikk is doing jail time. He deserves so much more though. I guess I'll speak for him when I say thank you for your ramblings. Made me change the way I saw things as a whole. Made me appreciate the smaller stuff. In my universe at least we were good friends so. I can only hope you're doing fine in your universe.
zomg r u ... liek ... goin to confess LMAOOOAOAO dis rp is so enticinghehehe
I am putting Lane in the chamber that kills him. Yeah sure w/e fuck you. I'll keep in touch I guess.