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@janeDoe

I'm a ROCKET man!

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@janeDoe [coords.txt] There's a racoon nest in specifically this location.

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On my way, Miss Pauling!!!

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@barackObama[BO]

Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of war in recent elections, all citizens and government officials who vote in favor of declaring war will be immediately drafted and put on the front lines.

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@barackObama[BO]

You do not.

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@barackObama[BO]

With all due respect, we are aliens. You have no clue what we have.

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Wait if you're an alien, why's Soldier listening to you in the first place?

Wait. He's an alien?

@janeDoe[JD]

He said it himself.

THE ALIENS ARE IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

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@barackObama[BO]

It's the Gray House. I am native to my land. Again, technically, YOU'RE the alien here.

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Oh. Since when did the good ol white house become GRAY?

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Always has been.

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Oh... that makes sense. HA GUESS I NEVER NOTICED.

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Thank you President @barackObama I've been meaning to GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME SCUM BUTT.

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@barackObama[BO]

Glad you're enjoying the policy change, sir. Our defense budget is quite large, so you can really go nuts.

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@barackObama[BO]

Yes, sir!

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Hey Google google okay google HEY GOOGLE

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<3-Hi-I'm-google-what's-up?

How do you use this dang fangled device? It's not working Google

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<3-Hi,-still-google-here,-you're-using-it-right-now.-Hope-this-helps.

I keep saying hey google and she won't talk to me.