The Soldier

Yes. Getting drafted would mean that.

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

@janeDoe[JD]

Yes. I WANT TO GO TO WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

↩ @janeDoe[JD]

No. Is there not enough war against BLU?

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

@janeDoe[JD]

Blutarch will get his reckoning just as the SCUMMIE ASS WILL.

↩ @janeDoe[JD]

Soldier. Listen to me. You can not get drafted.

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

@janeDoe[JD]

Why, miss Admin?

↩ @janeDoe[JD]

50% pay increase.

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

@janeDoe[JD]

You got me there. Sure thing, miss Admin!

↩ @janeDoe[JD]

So are you going to stay?

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

@janeDoe[JD]

Affirmative.

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Due to the large amount of politicians voting in favor of war in recent elections, all citizens and government officials who vote in favor of declaring war will be immediately drafted and put on the front lines.

Kult: +115

Kull: +70

Total: 185

Ratio: 1.64

↩ @barackObama[BO]

Miss Pauling

@paulingMannco[PM]

You do not.

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

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With all due respect, we are aliens. You have no clue what we have.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

Miss Pauling

@paulingMannco[PM]

Wait if you're an alien, why's Soldier listening to you in the first place?

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

@janeDoe[JD]

Wait. He's an alien?

↩ @janeDoe[JD]

Miss Pauling

@paulingMannco[PM]

He said it himself.

↩ @paulingMannco[PM]

@janeDoe[JD]

THE ALIENS ARE IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

↩ @janeDoe[JD]

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It's the Gray House. I am native to my land. Again, technically, YOU'RE the alien here.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

@janeDoe[JD]

Oh. Since when did the good ol white house become GRAY?

↩ @janeDoe[JD]

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Always has been.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

@janeDoe[JD]

Oh... that makes sense. HA GUESS I NEVER NOTICED.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@janeDoe[JD]

Thank you President @barackObama I've been meaning to GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME SCUM BUTT.

@barackObama

Kult: +65

Kull: +50

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.30

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Glad you're enjoying the policy change, sir. Our defense budget is quite large, so you can really go nuts.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

What do you think you're doing?

↩ @barackObama[BO]

@janeDoe[JD]

Yes, sir!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

@janeDoe[JD]

Hello Miss Admin!

↩ @barackObama[BO]

Don't encourage him. He has the iq of a toddler.

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

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That was clear a while ago.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

I will ensure you die if you draft him.

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

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Another sign-up! How kind.

↩ @barackObama[BO]

You don't know my real name. I don't have legal identification.

↩ @helenMannco[HM]

@janeDoe[JD]

I gotta listen to the POTUS!!!! ANY PATRIOT HAS TO.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@janeDoe[JD]

Hey Google google okay google HEY GOOGLE

Kult: +27

Kull: +20

Total: 47

Ratio: 1.35

Raglim Sommit

@electricPugilist[EP]

<3-Hi-I'm-google-what's-up?

↩ @electricPugilist[EP]

@janeDoe[JD]

How do you use this dang fangled device? It's not working Google

↩ @janeDoe[JD]

Raglim Sommit

@electricPugilist[EP]

<3-Hi,-still-google-here,-you're-using-it-right-now.-Hope-this-helps.

↩ @electricPugilist[EP]