Varian Exuldt
@lavishLiege
<{ He/him. The one and only. }>
<{ Hello, dears. I am Varian E<xuldt, but you may call Me Mr. E<xuldt, Sir, or Liege. Here is an image of My visage to gaze upon, as a treat. Behave yourselves, now. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1687728a989c.jpeg }>
<{ Another “treat” before I get around for cupe. #nsfw, or perhaps just #suggestive? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/75bce6f3e88c.jpeg }>
<{ A treat. #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b551d183f3b8.jpeg }>
You can't say treat on here. You'll get *their* attention!
The barkbeasts. The meowbeasts. The additional few. Their ears are trained to pick that word up amongst anything else. They'll find you!
<{ Oh, dear. I should hope not. I can’t be giving too much away. }>
<{ It’s so nice having company. It’s such a shame they always leave so quickly. But oh, they’re adorable when they run. }>
<{ Hm. How fortuitous. This is vague, but not about anything here. }>
<{ How scandalous! It’s only my first night here, and already I have borne witness to so much debauchery! I think I am going to enjoy my stay. }>
<{ Hello, dears. I am Varian E<xuldt, but you may call Me Mr. E<xuldt, Sir, or Liege. Here is an image of My visage to gaze upon, as a treat. Behave yourselves, now. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1687728a989c.jpeg }>
o°~teeheehee~°o oh my oh my!~°o quite a decor@ed one you are!~°o oh so much glittery gleaming gold and magnificent claws!~°o this has been quite the tre@ indeed!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
<{ Yes, it is only befitting of a decorated individual such as Myself. }>
♱ I be Sir Bertil Gawain, wielder of the Axe Greene. There dwelleth naught of sweetness therein.
<{ Oh, My mistake. You must accept My apologies. I had not yet conceptualized what a fearsome individual I was speaking to. }>
o°~teeheehee~°o oh yes indeed!~°o may you gain yet more glittering glamour!~°o and let us celebr@e your arrival!~°o o°~teeheehee~°o
<{ Celebrations are in order, are they? Hm. Maybe I’ll have Myself a spot of wine. As a treat. }>
o°~teeheehee~°o and a tre@ you deserve, friend!~°o have another and another, indulge if you will, and know th@ you have earned such!~°o #substance o°~teeheehee~°o