Real Alternia Lifehacks

@chillerAficionado[CA]

There's a hole in my no yelling sock. :(

!!!> LIFEHACK:Spice up your pailing life with a fun new toy, like a hula hoop #nsfw <!!!

#nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Just Nyrita

@bummelBoogie[BB]

now that's an idea

!!!> LIFEHACK:Post your bulge on Chittr!!! #nsfw <!!!

#nsfw

Kult: +50

Kull: +35

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.43

kayak !!!

Vesica Anelus, the Bulge Curator

@goldenGigabyte[GG]

-=[ x///-) bbutwohat if someonee sees_☺]=-

@bulgeCurator[BC]

Noneed.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

fraimi, cupid expert

Zabrak "Partymaster Flex" Zephos

@playfulPinniped[PP]

(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUNO WAY!! BAD LIFEHACK!!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@abjectDetermination[AD]

N3v3r gonna happ3n. If p3opl3 want3d to 233 my bulg3 th3y would hav3 had to com3 233 it th3m23lv32, and that train ha2 l3ft th3 2tation

Just Nyrita

@bummelBoogie[BB]

people alread7 are

!!!> LIFEHACK:Fake your own death for tax reasons!!! <!!!

Kult: +17

Kull: +5

Total: 22

Ratio: 3.40

Nepeta Leijon

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < tax?? :33 < whats a tax??

!!!> LIFEHACK:Instead of sweetening your evening bean juice with sucrose!!! Try the blood of your enemies!!! #lifehack #violence <!!!

#violence #lifehack

!!!> LIFEHACK:Sleep is for the weak!!! #lifehack <!!!

#lifehack

Kult: +5

Total: 5

!!!> LIFEHACK:A free tattoo is always a good idea!!! #lifehack <!!!

#lifehack

Kull: +5

Total: 5

!!!> LIFEHACK:Spice up your next panic attack with a #harmonica!!! #lifehack <!!!

#harmonica #lifehack

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

Bits Windsor

@anachronisticGrandiloquence[AG]

oh, i guess i havent tried that yet...