:33< alright nyall time fur the horoscope :33< ♈ mew will make a scientific breakthrough so purrofound that they will give mew thr33 nobel peace purrizes at once :33< ♉ mewr heart will grow thr33 sizes today... s33k medical attention asap :33< ♊ the stars purrdict mew will furget about meow on our anniverspurry >:(( :33< ♋ mew will discofur the lost recipe fur barkbeast mustard :33< ♌ stay single stay sexy stay fur33 :33< ♍ mewrcury is in retrograde mew should by a furking lottery ticket :33< ♎ mew will lose mewre next ten games of go fish mew purrlay :33< ♏ mewr ears will purrn into amethyst crystals out of furking nowhere today :33< ♐ the pawsition of mewranus says mew should spend the rest of the day licking dew furom the leaves of tr33s :33< ♑ mewr next pawnch will be so strong it collapses the closest building mew are in :33< ♒ mew will wear a fursuit today :33< ♓ k33p it wet k33p it wild k33p it silly
what the FUCK is dog mustard
oh howw wwonderful i lovve this one
my next what? WHAT THE HELL IS A PAWNCH?
:33< figmewre it out
:33< my horoscopes are just as viable as all othpurr horoscopes mewll efur s33
:33< "punch"
i simply meant that i adore this horoscope you havve givven me i hope it comes true i wwould lovve to wwear a fursuit today
:33< meow too go make mewre dreams a reality
:33< exaaaaaaaaactly!