:33< heres todays horrorscopes :33< ♈ mew bubble gum sculpture will melt if mew do nyat mewve it furom the window in time :33< ♉eat a sandwich made of bottles fur a big surprise! :33< ♊mew will nyat make it through today without a sock puppet betpurr be purrpared :33< ♋mew will nyat make it through today sorry :33< ♌mew are the meowst epic purrfect kitty in the world k33p it up baby :33< ♍today will be hard there will be trials but mew will make it to the end and then sl33p fur 10000 sw33ps :33< ♎mew will get a phonecall today furom a meowsterious strangepurr who will offur mew the choice betw33n coke or pepsi PICK COKE! :33< ♏elf on the shelf is a docmewmentory about mewre life sue fur a surefire win in court :33< ♐mew will be sucked up into a tornado full of horses today enjoy that :33< ♑the angry video game nerd (NYAT james rolf) is secretly mewre dad go to him and he will accept mew with open arms :33< ♒steal that yogurt in the clawmpony furidge go on mew earned it mew ate all mewre peas last night fur dinner :33< ♓rotten luck if mew dare to step outside today stay indoors lest mew get nuked off the map
WELL SHIT.
:33< sorry the stars have spoken :// :33< wish there was anyathing i can do about it oh well
Rotten Luck But I Cant Go Outside? How Will I Get My Daily Vitamin D? My Daily Touch Grass Session???
:33< wait until latpurr once the cock strikes midnight mew can go outside again :33< stay by windows fur vitamin d
D --> Yay
:33< yeah sorry but the stars have spoken :33< wish i could help
If you lean out the door and crouch down you might be able to reach the grass without stepping outside #cheatcode
horse tornado, damn :(
:33< yeah sorry :(( :33< look on the bright side :33< horses :))