Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur

THE Lil Cal. Living Puppet juju, cosmic horror. ((art by me))

Blood: BronzeKult Score: 162Kull Score: 1957 followers 7 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

David E. Strider

@turntableGuardian[TG]

i hate that thing i hate that thing i hate that thing i ha

Kult: +82

Kull: +75

Total: 157

Ratio: 1.09

↩ @lilexCalibur[LC]

David E. Strider

@turntableGuardian[TG]

wallow then

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

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Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

It's cute when you act so defiant. You want me to come over?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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David E. Strider

@turntableGuardian[TG]

gross you also have no fucking clue where i am

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

It wouldn't take much for me to find out.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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David E. Strider

@turntableGuardian[TG]

my account is squeaky fucking clean you couldn't if you tried

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

Your account might be, but I have other sources. Besides, you really wouldn't want to see my cute face? Even if I'm on my knees? #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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David E. Strider

@turntableGuardian[TG]

the only way i'd ever want to see you is when i'm sticking 32 inches of high-carbon steel though your torso

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

What a shame!!! I'd love to get closer to you! You always act soooo distant. I thought we were pals

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David E. Strider

@turntableGuardian[TG]

you need to stay 6000 miles away from me preferably several timelines over

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

Awww man. Someday We'll be together <3

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

@tantalizingTensei I'm making matching outfits.

@tantalizingTensei

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

But One Dirk of Many

It's splinters all the way down!

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Worst Brother Ever

Turned a childhood into a life long strife.

@tantalizingTensei[TT]

you gonna make yours a little shorter? a little tighter, huh? #nsfw

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

Do you even need to ask? HEE HEE HOO HOO #nsfw

Kult: +5

Total: 5

PLUSHRUMP™

A very dedicated puppet lover...

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@broStrider[BS]

seeing the word puppet on my timeline over and over and getting excited only for it to be about those four. every single time. could you guys give a shit about this when it isnt related to whatever cryptic bullshit youre all dreadfully worried about when its definitely not the big deal you think it is? id have a lot more to contribute there.

Kult: +29

Kull: +20

Total: 49

Ratio: 1.45

Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

SUPER lame shit. We already reached the maximum quota for GENUINE, COOL puppets.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@puppetRose[PR]

I really need to keep emphasizing that we're not puppets.

Kult: +4

Total: 4

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Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

Well. That's fine then, I guess.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

@porcelainPrankster[PP]

HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO!!!

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

Dominik "Bro" Strider

Verified

A user of established repute

@temperedTragedian[TT]

hey baby.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

I'M THE ONLY CAL FOR YOU.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Dominik "Bro" Strider

Verified

A user of established repute

@temperedTragedian[TT]

oh. shit. i'm sorry baby.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

I'll forgive you. THIS TIME. I'm watchin' you, bubby.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Sylink Protah: A Cut Above

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

@singularityManifest[SM]

So w★it, why is he so powerful if he's just ★ puppet?

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

Puppets are more powerful than you seem to think. HEE HEE HOO HOO

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A user of established repute

Divine Scripture

A SHIP-AHOLIC'S MOST SACRED TEXTS ON THE TOPIC OF HOLY #SHIPCOURSE!!!

@shipaholicDevotee[SD]

(^･ω･^) < TWINK OBLITORATED, THANK YOU FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION!!! @lilexCalibur #NSFW #FUCKYEA

Kult: +19

Kull: +5

Total: 24

Ratio: 3.80

Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

I am very versatile and always willing to participate with the RIGHT PARTICIPANTS. #NSFW

Kult: +17

Total: 17

Verified

A user of established repute

Divine Scripture

A SHIP-AHOLIC'S MOST SACRED TEXTS ON THE TOPIC OF HOLY #SHIPCOURSE!!!

@shipaholicDevotee[SD]

(^･ω･^) < I WISH TO OBLITORATE SOMEONE!!! #NSFW

Kult: +47

Kull: +10

Total: 57

Ratio: 4.70

Excalibur (Lil Cal)

@lilexCalibur[LC]

I am also very fond of obliterating people. And I might be INCLINED to consider some self-obliteration to varying degrees. #NSFW

Kult: +5

Total: 5