AFTER LURKING FOR COD KNOWS HOW LONG, KEEPING AN EYE ON MERGAL, OH MERGAL MY DEAREST MERGAL, I'VE DECIDED TO FINALLY MAKE MYSELF AN ACCOUNT HERE, SOMETHING SEMI-PROFESSIONAL, SEMI-PERSONAL, JUST SO I CAN GET TO KNOW THE CUTE LITTLE CHICKADEES SWARMING MY MOST DUTIFUL AND DEVOTED ASSISTANT, AND TAKE A MORE HANDS-ON APPROACH TO THIS WHOLE "SOCIAL MEDIA" SCHTICK, SO YOUR WARMEST WELCOMES WOULD BE WELL-APPRECIATED, CHITTRLINGS! BUT NO NEED FOR FORMALITIES, YOU CAN ALL JUST CALL ME SAL! :-) THE PLEASURE'S ALL MINE! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
HA! AND I LIKE YOURS, FAIR CLAIRE! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
uumm, wweellccoommee, ssiirr,, ii hhooppee uumm hhff, tthhaatt eevveerryyooeenn iiss, nniiccee ttoo yyoouu, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
MERGAL, DAINTY MERGAL, LOVELY MERGAL, MY SAD-EYED USED TISSUE WITH A PUSHER OF GOLD, I ESPECIALLY THANK YOU FOR YOUR WELCOME! THUS FAR, EVERYONE HAS BEEN VERY NICE, I EXPECT NO PROBLEMS, AS I AM QUITE MASTERFUL AT CONFLICT RESOLUTION, AS IT WAS A VERY LARGE ASPECT OF THE OFFICE SENSITIVITY TRAINING PACKET THAT I HAD WORKED ON AND PARTIALLY WRITTEN WITH TROLL RESOURCES, AS WELL AS THE TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISES THAT I PUT TOGETHER FOR OUR WONDERFUL OFFICE, AND THE SEVERAL OTHER ABG INC. OFFICES WE SCATTERED ALL ACROSS ALTERNIA FOR CUSTOMER CONVENIENCE! I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN, HOWEVER, AND IT WILL BE NOTED IN MY REPORT, NOT THAT THIS IS ESPECIALLY NOTABLE BEHAVIOR FROM YOU, AS YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, A GOLD-STAR EMPLOYEE IN MY PUSHER! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
hhff, tthhaannkk yyoouu ssiirr ,, , ii tthhiinnkk, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
So glad to s𝒆𝒆 anoth𝒆r succ𝒆ssful and acco𝑴pl𝑰sh𝒆d broth𝒆r on th𝑰s s𝑰t𝒆! 𝑰 r𝒆𝑴𝒆𝑴b𝒆r s𝒆𝒆𝑰ng you 𝑰n th𝒆 up and co𝑴𝑰ng fortun𝒆 1000 𝑴ags not that long ago h𝒆h, w𝒆 should chat ov𝒆r dr𝑰nks on𝒆 day! ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ ☼
⧃ You have no idea how refreshing it is for someone to use my full title properly without me needing to clarify it, so I appreciate that first and foremost. Secondly, while I do already have my finances secured with a separate institute, I always keep in mind: "When you are among fellow minds of business, the only business that matters is that which you can do with each other." I would be more than amicable to having a meeting to discuss what sort of working relationship we may be able to form. [Y]
HAH, YES, INDEED, AND YOUR INITIATIVE AND GUMPTION ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED, MR. RADIYN, DRINKS WOULD BE WELL-DESERVED AND WELL-APPRECIATED, AND I HOPE THAT IN THE FUTURE, WE CAN HAVE A WONDERFUL WORKING FRIENDSHIP, AND PERHAPS EVEN DISCUSS YOUR FUTURE IN CLEARFIN INVESTMENT AND BROKERAGE, AND EVEN ABG INC.'S POTENTIAL INVOLVEMENT! I ALWAYS LOVE TO BE FRIENDLY WITH OTHERS IN MY FIELD, AND POTENTIALLY PAVE THE WAY FOR A TIGHT FUTURE BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP! DRINKS ARE ON ME, MY YET-TO-BE-FRIEND! -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
YES, WONDERFUL, ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL, MR. OZATAP, YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT A HAPPY MAN YOU HAVE JUST MADE ME, I WILL ENDEAVOR TO DO THE SAME TO YOU, PERHAPS DURING OUR FUTURE CONVERSATION. THE NUMBER FOR THE ABG INC. OFFICE IS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE, AND I HAVE FULL CONFIDENCE THAT A SECRETARY OR ASSISTANT OR OTHER EMPLOYEE OF YOUR PRESTIGIOUS COMPANY WOULD BE ABLE TO FIND IT AND GET IN TOUCH WITH MY PEOPLE TO COORDINATE A MEETING THAT WORKS FOR BOTH OF OUR (UNDERSTANDABLY) BUSY, BUSY SCHEDULES, AT YOUR BEHEST AND EARLIEST CONVENIENCE! CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU, MR. OZATAP, FOUNDER AND CEO OF OZA-TAP AIR FILTRATION & ACCESSORIES LTD.! *CHK CHK*! (THAT IS THE SOUND I AM MAKING WITH MY TEETH AS I AM GIVING YOU TWO VERY HIP "FINGER GUNS"!) ;-) -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
⧃ I can arrange for my secretary to find that number and make contact, then.
GREAT! FANTASTIC, EVEN! I LOOK FORWARDS TO IT! DON'T BE A STRANGER, MR. OZATAP, YOU BEAUTIFUL MIND, YOU! :-) -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]