
Rare for me to disbelieve myself, but. How washable is "washable" here?

... When I say something worth a chuckle, sure. Life of the damn party. Suppose I should say thanks.

A SMALL MERCY. IT IS DISCERNIBLY NOT BLOOD. BuT THAT uNFORTuNATELY MAKES IT CONSIDERABLY LESS LICKABLE. AND THuS. MY TALENTS WOuLD BE WASTED. SQuANDERED ON COSTING YOu AN OPPORTuNITY TO PROVE YOuRSELF ONCE MORE WORTHY OF THAT CROWBAR.

Always a shame when I can't perform for you, sir. Heist tonight should end a little bloody, if it appeals.
HHHWHOSMEAREDALL OVERYOU. WAS IT SNOWMAN. #HHHH #RANKINGOUT.

NO!

Ahem. I mean. No. Miss Eight and I didn't spend the night together, out of courtesy to her time. I— fell asleep.
A PITY. SHE’S PROBABLY A GOOD DANCER. #TANGO #WALTZ #BALLET #SUGGESTIVE #GETONTHAT #YOUTWOAREMYOTP.

Maid. Who she dances with and how is not my concern.

Coulda sworn Snowman was gay, too.

She had a husband. Whether that husband was a gent or a dame, I don't know.
