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I laugh3h3D S(o) haharD I h(o)nk3D. Y3ah, D(o)n'T W(o)rry, Th3h3y D(o)n'T mak3 braS In my SIz3.
hahavIng a man much Small3r Thahan m3 pIck m3 up lIk3 I'm S(o)m3 DaInTy lIl ThIng IS anD WIll alWayS b3 Sh(o)ckIng buT alS(o) v3ry v3ry c(o)(o)l anD aTTracTIv3.
D --> Checking in. https://i.postimg.cc/0jMp2FgT/IMG-1247.jpg #nsfw
D --> Things are heated at the oil wrestling match. #nsfw
Wh(o) WanT m3? 20 p3(o)pl3, appar3nTly.
Imagine I’m łaying seductiveły (øn my gøød łeg) atøp the cøncupiscent cøuch. And I have an arm spłayed wøefułły acrøss my face, før I have nø łarge man upøn which tø łavish my red-vaciłłating passiøns. Tø beguiłe with the nøtiøns øf Empire-enførced chastity fłøuted før him. Øh Where May He Be? #yaøipøsting
=oXO okay'''' giving it one more go''' thank you =oXO
=oXO it,s okay it does really make me happy that you,re trying, it means a lot to me' sorry for shooting your advice down it,s kind of rude of me''' thank you, seriously =oXO
D --> Rela%ing. https://i.postimg.cc/pL2Q4694/IMG-1193.jpg #nsfw
"= he... wishes he could make me do what he wants though. #suggestive ="
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Oh, goodness!! No, no, jus' a restaurant. Eheh. ⚓︎
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ He jus' took me somewhere lowkey for dinner... it was very quaint and quiet. Eheh. ⚓︎
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ My date went rather well, I'd say. Eheh. ⚓︎
EVERY HATE REACTI⧃N MAKES THE M⧃UNTAIN WRITHE AND WIGGLE ⧃N THE FL⧃⧃R JUST A LITTLE M⧃RE AS PER REQUESTED BY HIS BURGUNDY BEST FRIEND CASPER MY NAME IS EVIDET ⧃ZATAP ALS⧃ KN⧃WN AS THE M⧃UNTAIN AND I APPR⧃VE THIS MESSAGE
（￣︶￣）hI
D --> Always help a bro out. #suggestive
KulT upDaT3 SInc3 I SaID I'll p(o)ST my fac3 Wh3h3n I r3ach 10k
sorry for your loss. couldn't be me though, my boy was leash trained from the shelter and always comes when called <3 you'll get through this trying time though i'm sure
so true! - yours truly, a collar wearer
< THEY'RE NICE MAN TITS. >
D --> I do enjoy both positions. #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/MpZ0NBkk/IMG-1188.png
D --> I waited all day for this. #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/wj9R3YFc/IMG-1186.jpg
=oXO okay''' chittr is very quiet anyway and good sleep is important so i will have a little extra nap and just see how things go =oXO
😳 yeah? haha, 1 apprec1ate 1t, bro..... could def say the same about you..... oh, and next t1me? you can keep the th1rsty-ass l1ne };)
if everyone was pike the mountain on beforus i woulda loved to rule ova the world
despuite it all, im still jsut a simp
₍^. .^₎⟆ One day !’m go!ng to ssp!te everyone and shave my busSh becausSe !’m EV!L! (JusSsst k!dd!ng !’m not ev!l)꠹
Im all ears.
1m rev1tAl1zed 1 hAd my c1g 1m reAdy to Argue some more
#hisden #positive
D --> One of the consequences for me liking you a lot metaphorically is me liking you a lot literally
=oXO did you know if you spray ants with the pheromone given off by dead ants the ant will think its dead and will just go still and let the other ants carry it to where they carry their corpses¿ when the scent wears off they,ll just go back to work very confused and other ants will welcome them back¡ =oXO
10 hours rain sounds ocean noises thunderstorm train box fan for sleeping.
should i stay up or go sleep
=oXO goodlight everyone¡ again, ehe' =oXO
=oXO hehe you are very cute and cool¡ yes sleep is important yay¡ =oXO
=oXO awawa okay¡ later though i should be going back to sleep i just keep getting distracted by chittr ehehe =oXO
=oXO sleep is very good =:) thank you¡ rest well when you sleep too okay¿ =oXO
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS EARNED A FAJITA
指ハートしてる。 ⁽⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ:ˣˣ_ᴺ³⁰ᴺ_ˣˣ⁾⁾
errmmm what da HECK is UP you guys yes hello im BACK with ANOTHER awesome sauce BEING KIND challenge!!!!
you are UNIQUE and SPECIAL and NO ONE IN THE WORLD can EVER do things the way YOU do them!!!!!
my whole l1fe 1s one g1Ant fuck1n hum1l1At1on r1tuAl 1 sweAr
=oXO i gotta return to my roots''' ant facts and lifting heavy objects''' my roots''' roots are actually both really useful for ants and pretty dangerous because they can either provide additional stability and security for an anthill or they can block access to important routes or even cause that section of the anthill to crumble¡¡¡ =oXO
Many Such Cases. We Have All Been There. #sympathetic
Instant Rechitt.
I ThInk cl(o)WnlIng IS cuT3r! φ(゜▽゜*)♪
Y(o)u D(o)n'T WanT T(o) b3 my cl(o)WnlIng? AW. 😔
c< it gives yOu sOMe iNterNet pOiNts, liKe if yOu lOOK at My prOfile, uH.... ive a lOt Of NuMbers >c
G(o)Ing T(o) STarT callIng my frI3nDS Th3h3 cl(o)WnlIngS, n(o) maTT3r Th3h3 c(o)l(o)r.
H(o)rny ab(o)uT m3 anD Wanna T3ll m3? hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/bXIug6nVZ4Kpnxu4A <<< S3nD h3h3r3 (BUT y(o)u can b3 an(o)nym(o)uS) Wanna aSk m3 STuff? hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/aUqBDnbxuU5bnb3F9 <<< ASk h3h3r3! (AlS(o) can b3 an(o)nym(o)uS!)
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i7 Is jUs7... sIlLy... In7eRnE7 pŌōŌōŌiN7S...
Spades and Clubs contribute to your Kull.* Fucking autocorrect. Why did that get turned back on.
Hearts and Diamonds contribute to you Kult score, Spades and Clubs contribute to your Kult. And no, none of them do anything. They're just fake internet clout points for you people to pretend to swing their dick around about, unless you really subscribe to the number go up ideoligion.
It Doesn't Do Anything To Your Post, But It / Does / Skew Your Kult And Kull Scores.
It must be awesome to be stupid as fuck and have no thoughts ever.
1f you reAlly All hAd SuCh A b1g fUcK1N 1sSuE w1th people hAte reAct1ng your ch1tts you wouldnt be on the webs1te w1th l1terAlly four d1fferent funct1ons to eXpress your contentment w1th the post. you All tAke th1s soc1Al med1A sh1t too ser1ously. go outs1de. even 1f the outdoors Are dAngerous just fuck1n go outs1de. tAke the r1sk so you cAn eXper1ence l1fe beyond four wAlls no need to tAg. h1t bArkbeAst w1ll holler
=oXO awawa'''' woke up in the middle of the day from a weird dream''' i,m going to go back to sleep now but honestly i already feel much more emotionally stable so i wanted to thank everyone who was so lovely and patient when I was in a weird mood¡ so many of you are absolutely lovely' thank you =:) =oXO
HaTIng 3v3ry(o)n3'S p(o)STS IS (o)v3rD(o)n3 by aT l3aST 10 DIff3r3nT p3(o)pl3. IT'S S(o) STupID. "I (o)nly hahaT3 chITTS," anD y'all mfS aInT 3v3n c(o)nSIST3nT WITh IT. I juST b3 bl(o)ckIng Th(o)S3 acc(o)unTS, n(o)W. 3xc3pT my l(o)rD, (o)f c(o)urS3. AT L3AST h3h3'S funny anD c(o)nSIST3nT.
🐾Happy pride month, she said yes! https://i.imgur.com/l0tkTXa.gif🐾
★u★<- me expressing joy, usu★lly ★ b★d sign but not tonight.
Ɏ considering the ethics of big buff hot men big la-a-arge evil a-a-aggressive swea-a-aty. send chitt #nsfw Ɏ
alS(o) p(o)STIng ThIS agaIn f(o)r y(o)u all T(o) c(o)nTInu3 SubmITTIng y(o)ur KaIn3-baS3D D3SIr3S anD f(o)r m3 T(o) r3acT T(o) Th3h3m. hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/m1Pyzk(o)YH9WDbK7a7 (I am v3ry flaTT3r3D u guyS lIk3 m3 :o] )
☆ now try doing three at once shits awesome☆
had a revelation. maybe smoking cigarettes is awesome. okay now guess what i'M doing right now #substance
D --> Good morning everyone I am glad to see my bow and arrow are safe and sound for my return
VvWhy do people pity my posts so much? IM NOT A PITIFUL MAN I CAN BE LIKEABLE!==
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Husktop, make these guys super gay and horny.
AW3S(o)m3, ThahaT'S g(o)(o)D. :o) AW, ThahankS, lIl muScular buDDy! AnD y3S, p3(o)pl3 WIll hahav3 full-bl(o)Wn c(o)nf3SSI(o)nS anD r(o)manc3 play(o)uTS h3h3r3; IT'S quIT3 3nT3rTaInIng, S(o) IT'S a gambl3.
N(o)ThIng baD, pr(o)mIS3; y(o)u'r3 juST an (o)DD g(o)lDbl(o)(o)D, (o)r W3ll m(o)r3 (o)DD Thahan Th3h3 uSual S(o)rT (o)f (o)DD g(o)lDS g3T up T(o)(o). IT'S cuT3 anD DIff3r3nT! I lIk3 ThahaT.
Hmmmmm, y(o)u hahav3 b33n. Th3h3r3'S an(o)Th3h3r r3aS(o)n, buT D(o)n'T W(o)rry ab(o)uT IT. AlS(o), Th3h3 W(o)rk(o)uT muScl3 punS ar3 cuT3.
Y(o)u ar3 an 3nIgma T(o) m3, buT ThahankS
Y(o)u kn(o)W, I hahav3 N(O) ID3a Why I hahav3 S(o) many p3(o)pl3 Wh(o) aDmIr3 m3, buT IT IS funny, anD I am v3ry flaTT3r3D ThahaT p3(o)pl3 WanTS T(o) fuckS m3.
XDXD Oh yeah. Happy pride or whatever. I'm bisexual. XDXD
OK I WONT KICK THE CHAIR EVERYTHING IZ FINE NOW XD
Currently trying to decipher if someones hitting on me or if they just happen to talk like that all the time.
☆ I don’t really miss anything beKause I’m a damn good shot☆
soMMetiMMes i’MM glad there’s a gyMM near MMe that’s open all light but then soMMetiMMes i go at light n get hit with a line like “hey big guy do you need to dig a hole? cause i got a spade for ya right here” n aight MMan it’s too late to be dealin with this shit
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ I AM feelin' quite whimsical... https://c.tenor.com/SxROhMzOSB8AAAAC/tenor.gif ⚓︎
this is how i feel tonight https://i.imgur.com/RSp23oO.png
=oXO awawawa ( <- flustered) okay¡¡ i can find out later right now it,s very late''' but yes¡¡ thank you you,re very supportive¡ =oXO
R(o)(o)TIng y(o)u (o)n!
=oXO awawa'''' waow''' i don,t know if even i could do that'''' ( <- stronger than i look)(ant lusus) =oXO
(o)h my baD I am r(o)(o)TIng f(o)r ya DuD3
R(o)(o)TIn f(o)r y(o)u haha
I'm super cute. That's it. That's the chitt.
"If y(o)u c(o)ulD fuck m3." An(o)nym(o)uS SubmITT3D: - T(o)p - D(o)m WhahaT Th3h3y WanT T(o) D(o): Mak3 IT S(o) y(o)ur f33T D(o)n'T T(o)uch Th3h3 gr(o)unD f(o)r an h(o)ur. 3xTra c(o)mm3nTS: N(o)n3 aDD3D ThahaT W(o)ulD b3 an Impr3SSIv3 f3aT! I am 10 f33T Tall, buDDy, anD alS(o) r3ally h3h3avy! I'm 500+ p(o)unDS. BuT ThahaT'S cuT3 anD ambITI(o)uS. hTTpS://f(o)rmS.gl3/hGJ5RJQb1N1DHGb77
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Oh- OHHH, I get it!! That's a really good one. ⚓︎
Lleave it to a muscllepan to miss the most on the nose subtext possiblle
So sad seeing llittlle foolls running around in circlles, not even knowing what it is that they chase.
1M TOO HOT 4ND S3XY FOR MY OWN GOOD YOU GUYS
☆ do people celebrate Kull milestones?? I’m Klose to 8K but idfK what to do for it☆
SInc3 W3 can'T r3chITT (o)ur (o)Wn p(o)STS (o)r f(o)rc3 Th3h3m back (o)n Th3h3 TL, h3h3r3'S my fIT I W(o)r3 y3ST3rDay WITh my gIrl maSk? I Dunn(o) WhahaT T(o) call IT; I Sh(o)ulD nam3 3m. Im (o)nly T(o)SSIng IT back h3h3r3 cauS3 fuckIn. alS(o) my TaIl! hTTpS://chITTr.Ing/pr(o)fIl3/TWIST3DC(o)m3Dy/44fa4246-c9b2-4789-abc0-860b43aD0156 If y(o)u D(o)n'T Wanna clIck {r} hTTpS://cDn.Imgch3h3ST.c(o)m/fIl3S/119714c3447c.png {r]
I Sl(o)Wly cr33p T(o) 10K, anD r3m3mb3rIng I g(o)TTa Shahar3 my fac3 aT 10K. I aInT b33n h3h3r3 l(o)ng, buT I Sur3 D(o) l(o)v3 T(o) yap.
This Made Me Laugh. I Will Stick Around.
c< realiziNg i liKe MegidOs, wHat dO i dO witH tHis iN4MatiON? >c
get in the drag, pretty b0y. 0u0 #megid0p0sting
we love casting spells
would you guys think less of me if i thought my biggest enemy was hot?
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Oh my cod. That got a giggle out of me. Y'can jus' call me Galyne, I dinnae mind. ^^ ⚓︎
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Oh!! 'm actually... gonna be Empress of my planet in about a wipe... Ehheh. ⚓︎
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Pfft. I like you, you're kinda silly. It's always nice t' talk with others. ⚓︎
There's s⚣mething h⚣t ab⚣ut r⚣b⚣t ya⚣i that can't be d⚣ne with regular ya⚣i... they can d⚣ like, r⚣b⚣t ya⚣i surgery ⚣n each ⚣ther and it feels g⚣⚣d pr⚣bably
He said YES! #♥WINS #PRIDEMONTH #YAOIPALEEDITION
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Well, if you ever 'ave any more advice, feel free t' toss it my way ^^ I could always jus' make y' Ionia's "Head of Fitness" or somefin too. :) ⚓︎
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ I mean- I'd say 'm strong already, but... hm- maybe this kind of workout would be worth it...? ⚓︎
WHY IS EVERY✟ROLL HORNY AGAIN.
Y(o)u kn(o)W, Wh3h3n I m3nTI(o)n3D I fuck3D WITh Th3h3 maSk (o)n, p3(o)pl3 W3r3 In DISb3lI3f cauS3 "N(o) Way." Y3S, y3S Way, anD CL3ARLY IT'S n(o)T a D3T3rr3nT. AlS(o), I hahav3 a varI3Ty~! (o)f maSkS, aS D3m(o)nSTraT3D Wh3h3n I D3cID3D T(o) Sh(o)v3 my guT InT(o) ThahaT (o)uTfIT.
h3h3h3h3
I fIx3D my quIrk T(o) acTually aDD Th3h3 "hahahaha" parT anD Th3h3 "h3h3h3h3" parT T(o) 3v3ryThIng. anD n(o)W my quIrk l(o)(o)kS 3xTra funny, mak3S m3 T33h3h3h3h3 a lIl bIT.
alrIghTy! Thahank y(o)u Th3h3n :o)
HAHAHAHA, Huh! ThahankS?
oh sh*t, 1 d1dn't even catch that haha..... yo, stra1ght up honored you want my style tatted up on your bod.....
₍^. .^₎⟆ Meow!!꠹
We have GOTTA get a delete other people's chits button on this website.
I should start working out again. I miss being strong.
This is Caelum. This is the demon you're supporting when you're encouraging me to embrace back day and a 15 minute 5mph run. He didn't even HEAT IT UP. He just ook it out of the fridge. Who needs that many carbs!?!?!??!?!? // https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3ac4018fb04c.png (credit, once again, renic on bluesky. a DELIGHT to work with) //
c< tHey save tHeM just as well, but, i liKe wOrKiN ON MiNe, persONally! >c
D --> Back muscles are all very important for archery but if I had to pick one probably traps because people like touching those the most I find
ba(k mus(les are alwa7s ni(e
D-->To show, latissimus dorsii and trapezius D-->To work on, glutes and hamstrings
// Well, well, well. Who is THAT handsome fella? (Artist said to just credit "discord artist Kur" and when they get their bluesky up and running, I will be sure to link it here!!!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/74c29ef7d621.png //
c< tHigHs >c
b|ceppp 🤤
☆ woKe up to a paKKage at my doorstep which is weird since I don’t remember ordering anything but I’ll taKe free shit whenever☆
Love suckers they're gre★t. They let you h★ve something in your mouth without h★ving to light ★ cig★rette. ★lso they ★re ★ sweet tre★t. ((#subst★nce))
=oXO those little emoticons are so cute¡¡¡ yaay¡ i only have this one =:) (<- me¡) =oXO
c< iM NOt, iM eatiNg it aNd it tastes really fucKiNg gOOd >c
https://i.pinimg.c×m/736x/fe/cc/2b/fecc2b4ffa6d94ed60ce6c56d16a5766.jpg
=oXO i do love lifting heavy objects¡¡¡ you know, i do it so much for work i never really considered doing it for other reasons too''' waow' =oXO
c< i was gONNa say sOMetHiN #Nsfw abOut My breaKfast, but.... tHeN itd sOuNd liKe iM fucKiNg tHis burri2 iNstead Of eatiNg it >c
=oXO that,s alright¡ there,s a lot of things i don,t understand so thank you for showing me something new¡ i hope so too¡ she,s probably okay, i think''' she said she had some ,responsibilities, so i think she,s probably just busy¡ it,s been a week though''' i guess they,re heavy responsibilities¡ =oXO
}:O woah, yeah that's a way better 1dea... t1ght as h*ll, yo... lmk when you get that tat, wanna see the f1n1shed product }:)
Thank you. I put great effort into my appearance, diet, exercise. It all pays off at my age.
Howv does this wvork. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/134e8073e023.png
KANAKA CALLED ME A "GOLDBLOOD CHAZER" WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THAT. (IVE ONLY LIKED LIKE 2 GOLBLOODZ IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. LOL.)
c< i figured yOud liKe tHat! plus, its liKe, seveN feet tall, sHit is Massive >c
adding “easy to domesticate” to my resume @trueheartedCastaway @a8surdistGerent
c< yeaH, i dO! tHe WyverN IgNitiON, a greatswOrd witH a rOcKet ON its ass 2 Hit sHit /tHat/ MucH Harder! >c
yo, you should get l1ke... an ep1c pa1r of w1ngs or someth1ng... l1ke, ok 1t's the wrong s1de and all, but 1t would st1ll be w1cked cool...
>>| .oh no...
oh sh*t wa1t 1 got 50 followers... }:O yo, almost forgot about the l1l prom1se 1 made, haha... #nsfw https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/8ae84bccdb55.png
c< sNrK NOt bad! tHat ONe actually gOt a laugH Outta Me! >c
c< Hell tHe fucK yeaH! iM NOt MucH Of a rider 2 be HONest, but i caN respect speed aNd pOwer >c
c< tHe satisfactiON Of KNOwiN tHe blades i MaKe are gONNa rip a clOwNs Head Off! plus, its actually fairly tHerapeutic! >c
i wUD B a Gr3AT b4TterY but U c4nt M4k3 m3h XD
"Eradicated" (colors don't work that way) the lime bloods and keeping the yellow bloods chained to your ships and generators because you're dripless and swagless and you're jealous. I see you ruling class, I see you and I have your number.
c< OH, HOld ON, Nuclear prOpulsiON? tHis is gONNa be fuN 2 MaKe! >c
c< NOt curreNtly, but i cOuld MaKe ONe, HOw sOON dO yOu Need it? >c
suuch is life, casper. i hope it to channge onne day
Beforus or Alternia, don't fucking matter, yellow bloods get the raw end every fucking time. Poor guys.
the only asshole i allow to mass hate my chitts is da og hatebot all otter copies can choke on my 2x3dent #violence