Driving down the street, I was stopped by a police officer, who asked "May I see your driver's licence, ma'am?" I looked at her with displeasure. "Why can't you lot make up your minds? You took my licence from me yesterday, now you want me to have it!" #jokes @insecureNature
The punchline is that, despite having a bad attitude towards them as though this is their fault, I don't understand driving licences nor the police, and am in fact a fool who is also admitting to more crimes, ie driving around unlicensed. If it was weak, I'll do a better one next.
No roads left to drive on, unfortunately.
Something like that, yeah!
I'm afraid it's not the one you're thinking of, unfortunately. ...But I *may* have means to find you!
It'll probably be trial and error, but I have all the time in the world.
Wwell. Only if it isn't a hassle.. I'd hate to be a bother. Bbut, uhm. Thank you either way.