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I miss my wife Tails
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Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

Like this post to explode your phone

Kult: +82
Kull: +47
Total: 129
Ratio: 1.74
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
This user is being watched.
Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

@chillerAficionado (the one that got blown up already explodes again)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
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@tentacleTherapist#7214 (a small electric buzz is heard, then said phone begins to whine before... boom. A little explosion, but vanishingly little smoke or flame.)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
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@totesGruesome (a timer appears on the screen of said phone. It counts down from ten, then a gif of a tnt bundle appears on it, and then it forcefully separates its own components. An explosion, but one without much destructive force.)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

@citrineTectrix (said phone crumples in on itself like the event horizon- it then bursts outwards like an extremely miniature big bang. The components orbit one another like an expanding universe for about ten seconds. Then collapse into dust.)

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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
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@amicableDescant (said phone begins to display fireworks on screen, then bursts into said fireworks- the display is contained to about a 5 square foot area.)

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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
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@spiritualMotorist (a little phone spectral horde of mad max guys drive in from the beyond, grapple the phone with chain hooks, and pull it apart with their shiny and chromed out cars before disappearing.)

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I miss my wife Tails
this user misses their wife* no matter where they are (*wife gender neutral)
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A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!
verifiably kitty
this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
Observed.
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Sara Selected
This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.
You know who else...?
Muscle Troll totally GOT this user!
Fell For It Again
Hey. You just lost the game.
@malleablePersonage[MP]

@walkstabwalK (Jack gets a text that says to go outside first, and then his phone blows up in like... it wouldn't KILL him, but it was definitely like an energy ball attack aimed for his sparring buddy rather than just a light show.)

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

...holy fuck i think i rEcognizE sOmE of thOsE guys. didn't know they wErE still rOllIn. huh.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

||&YIPPIEEEE YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooh shit my pphone expploddedd

Kult: +5
Total: 5