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Like this post to explode your phone

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@chillerAficionado (the one that got blown up already explodes again)

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@tentacleTherapist#7214 (a small electric buzz is heard, then said phone begins to whine before... boom. A little explosion, but vanishingly little smoke or flame.)

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@totesGruesome (a timer appears on the screen of said phone. It counts down from ten, then a gif of a tnt bundle appears on it, and then it forcefully separates its own components. An explosion, but one without much destructive force.)

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@citrineTectrix (said phone crumples in on itself like the event horizon- it then bursts outwards like an extremely miniature big bang. The components orbit one another like an expanding universe for about ten seconds. Then collapse into dust.)

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@amicableDescant (said phone begins to display fireworks on screen, then bursts into said fireworks- the display is contained to about a 5 square foot area.)

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@spiritualMotorist (a little phone spectral horde of mad max guys drive in from the beyond, grapple the phone with chain hooks, and pull it apart with their shiny and chromed out cars before disappearing.)

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@walkstabwalK (Jack gets a text that says to go outside first, and then his phone blows up in like... it wouldn't KILL him, but it was definitely like an energy ball attack aimed for his sparring buddy rather than just a light show.)

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...holy fuck i think i rEcognizE sOmE of thOsE guys. didn't know they wErE still rOllIn. huh.

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||&YIPPIEEEE YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooh shit my pphone expploddedd

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