Problem Sleuth: "Update: my doctor is mad at me for smoking two packs of ciga…"

Update: my doctor is mad at me for smoking two packs of cigarettes at once.

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃

𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

smØke three.

both of them? and all of them? at once?

Wait that would be TRIPLE hardboiled. You're onto something, lil lady!

Verified

A user of established repute

mmmmust not have a real mmmmedicull degree

Kult: +5

Total: 5

I had to show that hooligan Slick who's boss.

「 It’s time to smoke one hundred at the exact same time in retaliation. ⥮

Kult: +5

Total: 5